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Parker might have said something similar to what you thought. He played 5 weeks after we finished up so that’s basically the last football week in December

This is why you're the dude.
 
Sure on this?. He’s in no contact training until after christmas. Article a while back said he’d purely be running in the meantime.
Yes. Message I received from a mate who was there and asked was “got a head knock”
 

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Why stop there?.. just put them inside a Proton pack and on the back of Overalls Ghostbusters style.

100 x 100's in that get up would see fatty Fisher drop 20kgs in a session..
Just get the players to digest the GPS units. That way we wouldn't have to worry about tops at all.

And then we could just rinse them off after they come out the other end for re-use!
 

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Over at Arden Street, McKercher capped a stellar pre-pre-season as he powered away from the field to win the club time trial.

Recruit Caleb Daniel was out with his new teammates but fellow new Roos Luke Parker and Jack Darling were not in training to start the session.

McKercher has been seen regularly at Arden Street in previous weeks leading into the start of pre-season as the professional trainer looks to build on his first season.

The 2023 No.2 pick had a strong first year playing largely off half-back, with his laser left-foot impressing enough for him to draw in 12 votes in the rising star award, finishing in fifth.
 
Just get the players to digest the GPS units. That way we wouldn't have to worry about tops at all.

And then we could just rinse them off after they come out the other end for re-use!

Better still.... https://neuralink.com/

Imagine the applications over and above a GPS unit! Control behaviour, deliver direct messages from the coaches box, right through to controlling their actual game play entirely. Just engineer super athletes and implant the chip.

What could go wrong!

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nah, just stick 'em down ya jocks
That could have some unintended consequences.
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