Retired #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[Matthew_Lloyd]

Dyson Heppell to appear on Fox Footy’s AFL360 while serving doping ban

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/dys...n/news-story/3fbea5d4c320caa1e7d62aff2cd6b363

Every time he says "yeah nah", drink.


Would take something heroic to still be sober after 10 minutes

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

So he's getting paid by KIA and will now have a job at Fox Footy?

Yep cant see Dyson leaving EFC.

 

[Autobahn]

I hope he can openly talk about his lucky jocks that have been failing him. And please, get a haircut, hippie.

 

[BrunoV]

Every time he says "yeah nah", drink.


Would take something heroic to still be sober after 10 minutes

I am already wincing thinking about what Heppell and Robbo will do to the English language.

 

[Bombermania]

Every time he says "yeah nah", drink.


Would take something heroic to still be sober after 10 minutes

Robbo would like that game

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

"Yeah nah she'll be right"

 

[Harlequin]

Noice

 

[Zach Package]

not unexpected.

AFL only wants to ostracise Hird and not the players

 

[Stopher]

People really do like to get themselves in a lather over relatively inconsequential things like a footy player talking for a few minutes a week on TV. **** me, I'm going to enjoy taking the piss out of some of these clowns this year, starting at Carlton this Sunday arvo.

 

[vast]

Sweet as mate

 

[Bombermania]

not unexpected.

AFL only wants to ostracise Hird and not the players

Hep deserves to be looked after, Hird on the other hand deserved a kick up the backside.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Dyson is such a laid back person that he'll probably laughs about the whole thing.

 

[DT2000]

I hope he can openly talk about his lucky jocks that have been failing him. And please, get a haircut, hippie.

yeah nah, I the hair.

 

[Donakebab]

HTB are all over this...

 

[Lord Nicholson]

I am already wincing thinking about what Heppell and Robbo will do to the English language.

To Hep's credit, his only affliction is Gippslandery. Robbo on the other hand is the enemy of syntax.

 

[Stopher]

To Hep's credit, his only affliction is Gippslandery. Robbo on the other hand is the enemy of syntax.

OI!!

 

[Autobahn]

yeah nah, I the hair.

It reminds me too much of the song about going to San Francisco with flowers in your hair. And smoking bongs.

 

[Phone]

Wont be allowed to wear club colors?

I can only hope this acts as a precedent and all players cease wearing club colours on TV and wear whatever.

 

[ManWithNoName]

I can only hope this acts as a precedent and all players cease wearing club colours on TV and wear whatever.

No chance whatsoever.

 

[Shane Hird]

Will be the highlight of every week during the season.

 

[Doss]

He should wear nothing but his lucky jocks.

 

[rumply]

Wasnt planning to watch much 360 this year, damn you Dys!!

 

[DapperJong]

Wasnt planning to watch much 360 this year, damn you Dys!!

As a protest against..... something, i'm only watching when he is on

 

[rumply]

As a protest against..... something, i'm only watching when he is on

I would do the same just to screw with their viewer statistics...if I still had Foxtel...

 

[astrowizzle]

He should wear nothing but his lucky jocks.

Jeez if he had them on during the cas hearing I suggest he burns them as a sacrifice to the gods