Retired #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[Bomberblitzer]

Overrated IMO. Goes missing in big moments. Only 22 though. Could turn into an AFL grade player yet.

I know this is an attempted 'troll', but wow. At least try to make it funny next time.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Saints fans talking about overrated...would be their best player by 2 lengths of the Flemington Straight!

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Not an attempted troll, merely passing something called an opinion. Neither fact nor fiction, it is simply what I believe. Never said he was bad, just overrated like Matt Priddis is from West Coast.

I will merely pass back my opinion. You know **** all about football

 

[Zach Package]

Overrated IMO. Goes missing in big moments. Only 22 though. Could turn into an A
FL grade player yet.

There's almost no way to reply to this without making this a personal insult apart from saying by your definition of 'AFL grade player', St.Kilda don't have any AFL grade players.

He would be unequivocally the best player St. Kilda has god forbid he would ever go down to the slum that is Seaford, and is already a top 10 midfielder in the game as it stands now.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul

 

[Burzum]

Overrated IMO. Goes missing in big moments. Only 22 though. Could turn into an AFL grade player yet.

pls go BomberBro2

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Which is neither fact nor fiction, just what your own little mind thinks. I have no problem with that, you are entitled to it and it provides you with your five minutes of feeling like you're clever. I will leave now as I clearly cannot have reasonable conversation with you.

Sportsbet have him equal third for the Brownlow and you think he isn't AFL grade. The only reasonable conversation you'll be having is to the floating blue man in your padded room because you are clearly out of your mind.

 

[Matthew_Lloyd]

Goes missing? Wat? He dominated the game when we were getting smacked and brought us back almost by himself

 

[Doss]

The troll has departed the thread.

 

[bomberman500]

Sportsbet have him equal third for the Brownlow and you think he isn't AFL grade. The only reasonable conversation you'll be having is to the floating blue man in your padded room because you are clearly out of your mind.

I think down at seaford you're not an AFL grade player until you've lit a midget on fire

 

[Kakkle]

7th

Priddas and Ablett are tied on 4th.




6th.

 

[Maddogm]

Priddas and Ablett are tied on 4th.




6th.

that's not how rankings work

Just because Sydney and Geelong are tied on 64 points, doesn't mean Richmond are in the 8

 

[eth-dog]

When you look at how individual awards work if more than one player is on the same amount of ranking points they skip however many players before the next. Heppell is 7th. Who cares though; outright leader in the ABC FOTY

 

[Whispering_Jack]

When you look at how individual awards work if more than one player is on the same amount of ranking points they skip however many players before the next. Heppell is 7th. Who cares though; outright leader in the ABC FOTY

It's the same in golf... and just about everywhere else.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

How is that ironic?

It's like raiiiiin on your wedding day

 

[daffo]

Isn't that ironic?

 

[Doss]

Isn't that ironic?

Dontcha think? A little too ironic...YEAH I REALLY DO THINK!

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Sigh, this board has finally succumbed to ASADA-saga-induced insanity if Alanis Morissette songs are being quoted.

 

[Maddogm]

Sigh, this board has finally succumbed to ASADA-saga-induced insanity if Alanis Morissette songs are being quoted.

could be worse, could be John Farnham

 

[Whispering_Jack]

could be worse, could be John Farnham

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

It's like raiiiiin on your wedding day

That ****ing song...

 

[Ben the Gooner]

 

[Lance Uppercut]

I'm going to ****ing kill you Ben. Now I have that song in my sore head

 

[Doss]

Don't think he was trolling. He was a dim individual on the Saints board, but didn't act like a troll. Regardless, he was very wrong and displayed his ignorance. Heppell is a class act. Period.

Eh, the fact he stirred on no less than ten team boards in the wee hours would suggest otherwise.

Anyway, yes, he was wrong. And most could see that.

Now, Billings for a third rounder please.

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

I'm going to ******* kill you Ben. Now I have that song in my sore head

Time for BF Essendon Board karaoke night. Ben has to sing the whole album as penance.

 

[eth-dog]

Time for BF Essendon Board karaoke night. Ben has to sing the whole album as penance.

... Can we make this happen?