Retired #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

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5 year deals make me very very nervous. Anyone remember a 5 yr deal given to a star player who barely played a quality season of footy thereafter? Mercuri was possibly my favourite player at the time and a long-term deal seemed a blessing...
Hurley had a good year this year.
 
"ohh yeahhh nah goise stoked to be here til twenty twenty, should be a rippah"

For real though... what a great signing, makes me so happy knowing we've got at least five more years of this gun.
yeah, pretty close actually!

Dyson Heppell ‏@DysonHeppell 41m41 minutes ago
Bloody stoked to be staying with this club until 2020. Thanks for all the support!! Yeeeew
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5 year deals make me very very nervous. Anyone remember a 5 yr deal given to a star player who barely played a quality season of footy thereafter? Mercuri was possibly my favourite player at the time and a long-term deal seemed a blessing...
Someone tell Aaron Heppell to not do anything stupid :oops:
The Mercuri saga was just tragic for the guy and a total debacle for the club. It would have to be lightening striking twice.
 
Don't know I'm supposed to sleep with these arousal levels beginning to peak after hearing the news. Absolutely delighted and I can't wait to watch his career unfold over the next five years. I hope it includes a premiership or two.
 
5 year deals make me very very nervous. Anyone remember a 5 yr deal given to a star player who barely played a quality season of footy thereafter? Mercuri was possibly my favourite player at the time and a long-term deal seemed a blessing...

Things have changed with free agency. This will take past his FA eligibility years (years 7 & 8). As a restricted FA we could end up paying more if another club tries to poach with a huge offer and we have to match to keep him. Worth the risk these days.
 

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TRANSCRIPT FROM NEGOTIATIONS

EFC: "Dyson, we'd like to open negotiations on a new contract. But we should warn you, we're serious about list management here and we won't be making any rash decisions that could potentially hamper our strategy going forward."

Dyson: "Yeah, nah, no worr......."

EFC: "DON'T LEAVE DYSON!! WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE?!? WE CAN CHANGE I SWEAR!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DYSON HERE'S A PEN!! JUST WRITE A NUMBER. ANYTHING! ANYTHING!! WE LOVE YOU DYSON!!!"

Dyson: "Onya goise cheers"

EFC: "Nailed it."
 
TRANSCRIPT FROM NEGOTIATIONS

EFC: "Dyson, we'd like to open negotiations on a new contract. But we should warn you, we're serious about list management here and we won't be making any rash decisions that could potentially hamper our strategy going forward."

Dyson: "Yeah, nah, no worr......."

EFC: "DON'T LEAVE DYSON!! WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE?!? WE CAN CHANGE I SWEAR!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DYSON HERE'S A PEN!! JUST WRITE A NUMBER. ANYTHING! ANYTHING!! WE LOVE YOU DYSON!!!"

Dyson: "Onya goise cheers"

EFC: "Nailed it."
I thought it'd be more like

EFC: "Wanna keep playing here?"

DYSON: "Yeah nah sounds good."

EFC: "Sign here"

DYSON: " Yeeeeew"
 
I thought it'd be more like

EFC: "Wanna keep playing here?"

DYSON: "Yeah nah sounds good."

EFC: "Sign here"

DYSON: " Yeeeeew"
I'd hope it went like that but given our club's performance with any sort of corporate governance recently, I'm more inclined to believe it happened like Jade suggested and we threw in a few more pairs of jocks so he could find a new lucky pair.
 
On behalf of Essendon supporters everywhere, can I request we never discuss the Mercuri contract again? I can't afford another batch of therapy.
I think that the contact offered to #2 and the aftermath were pretty prominent in AFL circles, as it showed that putting so much time into a player left some risks (both football and personal).

I don't have the stats to back it, but I'd be surprised to see many more 5 year contacts through the 90' and early 00's after his, as clubs mostly worked with 3 year blocks for their best players.

Buddy's deal, of course, was something different again.
 
Thank You Footy Gods....thank you very much indeed.:thumbsu:
 

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