Retired #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[eth-dog]

 

[astrowizzle]

Everyone loves dys

 

[eth-dog]

 

[Kong]

I tell you what should be investigated- the cost of the lunches / dinners that these guys have played all these other sucker clubs for. I imagine it would break the salary cap. Nice work, fellas!

More truth in this than you realise.

Dyson knocked back a couple of good meals, but Myers took advantage.

Firstly, awesome news on the signing.

I missed any off-field news before this; was Heppell dining with other clubs?

 

[Pweter]

Firstly, awesome news on the signing.

I missed any off-field news before this; was Heppell dining with other clubs?

According to the media, Dyson was every chance to leave.

According to those who have sources at the club, he was never going to leave.

This exodus is really starting to burn the communication specialists.

 

[DapperDon]

 

[Bennett.]

 

[Essendonia]

 

[Mr_McBoogerBalls]

Proudly sponsored by Four' n Twenty. The taste Australians swear by

 

[Atavistic]

 

[Beerfish]

Okay I think we've had our fun with the gifs. No more please.

 

[threeleggedgoat]

Oh gif them a break, beerfish

 

[bombers55]

Go hep

 

[Pweter]

Okay I think we've had our fun with the gifs. No more please.

Indeed, we still need fresh material for when Hurley re-signs.

 

[Essendonia]

Indeed, we still need fresh material for when Hurley re-signs.

Just a shop of Hurls' face on the Kardashian 'break the internet' image.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Okay I think we've had our fun with the gifs. No more please.

Capped your internet already?

 

[darrenbewick#8]

Also officially excited about 2017.

good onya Dys see ya in the first round 2017 darce..good onya guys

 

[Rack Watts]

RIP bandwidth.

 

[Bomberbuzz1]

On crutches. The set up for preseason begins.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

On crutches. The set up for preseason begins.

So stoked that Dys will be back he was the one I was most worried about leaving.

 

[Beerfish]

On crutches. The set up for preseason begins.

Had some floating cartilage removed from a big toe. Got it done in time for his overseas holiday in a couple of weeks. Cherry ripe.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Had some floating cartilage removed from a big toe. Got it done in time for his overseas holiday in a couple of weeks. Cherry ripe.

Sorta glazed over that the first time and thought he had cherry ripe floating in his toe.

Strewth!

 

[Rack Watts]

Sorta glazed over that the first time and thought he had cherry ripe floating in his toe.

Strewth!

I'm sure at some stage he was 'just happy that the boys could come away with the chocolates'.

 

[Liberator]

So is this guy any good? Due to the consequences of an elective quasi-alcoholism this year I can't quite remember

 

[DHepp21]

So is this guy any good? Due to the consequences of an elective quasi-alcoholism this year I can't quite remember

Spud. Delist.