Traded #25: Jake Stringer - 📦 Traded to GWS for Pick #53 - 16/10

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 19, Harlequin

 

[The Devils Advocate]

VFL? Settle down.

 

[Beerfish]

VFL? Settle down.

Agree. You don't drive your Ferrari around a paddock.. or something

 

[eth-dog]

Agree. You don't drive your Ferrari around a paddock.. or something

Don't race Black Caviar in a country meet

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Losing by 2 goals and wondering if we'd have won it, while Jakey kicks 7 in the VFL.
No thanks. Get him in, actually looks good in those pics, some bicep definition.
Thicc, tight, solid.

 

[Beerfish]

If he's ready you drive him down the autobahn. If he throws a rod at 300km/h so be it. Better than getting the intake clogged with cowshit.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

If he's ready you drive him down the autobahn. If he throws a rod at 300km/h so be it. Better than getting the intake clogged with cowshit.

Agree. You don't drive your Ferrari around a paddock.. or something

maybe he's not a Ferrari, but a Lamborghini

 

[faible]

Losing by 2 goals and wondering if we'd have won it, while Jakey kicks 7 in the VFL.
No thanks. Get him in, actually looks good in those pics, some bicep definition.
Thicc, tight, solid.

thicc Jake is the good Jake. Can't tackle the fridge.

 

[andleanback]

Not sure I buy into this whole "he needs to get super fit" stuff. For all we know Jakey could have a metabolism like Warney. A couple of durries and a lamb souva before play, and he might just kick 7 and get about 25 touches.

Metabolism like warnie
Warnie didn’t eat a vegetable or even much meat for his whole life
His diet consisted of bread, lasagna and pizza

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Metabolism like warnie
Warnie didn’t eat a vegetable or even much meat for his whole life
His diet consisted of bread, lasagna and pizza

This is actually nonsense, I knew his dietician.
She said he would only eat supreme pizza, which is loaded with veggies.
Also, tobacco bears fruit so...

 

[carloss]

Metabolism like warnie
Warnie didn’t eat a vegetable or even much meat for his whole life
His diet consisted of bread, lasagna and pizza

and lasagna sandwiches

 

[andleanback]

and lasagna sandwiches

His favorite

 

[tandino]

Buttered loaf of white bread and pasta sauce. Beautiful.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Buttered loaf of white bread and pasta sauce. Beautiful.

Add some hot chips with chicken salt I reckon, to make a Garfield Butty.

 

[I Remember Bluey]

Metabolism like warnie
Warnie didn’t eat a vegetable or even much meat for his whole life
His diet consisted of bread, lasagna and pizza

And a scholarship from Heinz

 

[Beerfish]

And a scholarship from Heinz

The Heinz Institute

 

[I Remember Bluey]

The Heinz Institute

Close, the Heinz Baked Beans factory

 

[ghostdog]

Buttered loaf of white bread and pasta sauce. Beautiful.

Panetone and cheese sauce.

 

[windyhill]

Back through the 2’s.

 

[bomberlegend2007]

Scott is sending a message.

 

[andleanback]

The right call hasn’t hardly played any match sim and didn’t play any praccys

 

[Beerfish]

Ay caramba

 

[yodellinhank]

Ploughing the freeway like only a PowerAthlete™ can

 

[TheGreatBarryB]

Don't race Black Caviar in a country meet

 

[Beerfish]

If we lose by 2 or 3 goals I'm going to be privately seething

 

[Old man fletch]

If we lose by 2 or 3 goals I'm going to be privately seething

Long term view by Scott is nice to see for a change. Granted its the start of his contract and we have fit depth atm, but its nice to see players not rushed in particularly when they have soft tissue injury history