AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[Agronomus]

There's a line from Dodgeball that sums him up perfectly

 

[Westlo]

I did not have David King making up Darcy Parish

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Darcy Parish

Age

26

Ht

180cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.4

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.1

4star

D

22.2

5star

K

7.6

3star

HB

14.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

doing amazing defensive work on my 2024 bingo card.... like why would he lie about that? He was nodding along with Kornes 4 weeks ago when Kornes was saying he was the worst player in the league by champion data... I don't think he has Darcy Parish

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Darcy Parish

Age

26

Ht

180cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.4

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.1

4star

D

22.2

5star

K

7.6

3star

HB

14.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

stocks he's invested in to lie about his formidable defensive work.

 

[Old Campaigner]

David King's eyes look like they're getting closer together the older he gets. I wonder if there's a worm in there eating away at whatever is in there holding them apart.

 

[Nicholas61]

David King's eyes look like they're getting closer together the older he gets. I wonder if there's a worm in there eating away at whatever is in there holding them apart.

Laverde's too - maybe the hard hits have had an impact on the optic nerves.