AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[Agronomus]

There's a line from Dodgeball that sums him up perfectly

 

[Westlo]

I did not have David King making up Darcy Parish

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Darcy Parish

Age

27

Ht

180cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.4

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.1

4star

D

22.2

5star

K

7.6

3star

HB

14.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

doing amazing defensive work on my 2024 bingo card.... like why would he lie about that? He was nodding along with Kornes 4 weeks ago when Kornes was saying he was the worst player in the league by champion data... I don't think he has Darcy Parish

3

Darcy Parish

Age

27

Ht

180cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.4

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.1

4star

D

22.2

5star

K

7.6

3star

HB

14.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

stocks he's invested in to lie about his formidable defensive work.

 

[Old Campaigner]

David King's eyes look like they're getting closer together the older he gets. I wonder if there's a worm in there eating away at whatever is in there holding them apart.

 

[Nicholas61]

David King's eyes look like they're getting closer together the older he gets. I wonder if there's a worm in there eating away at whatever is in there holding them apart.

Laverde's too - maybe the hard hits have had an impact on the optic nerves.

 

[FlyingV]

It’s almost as if he needed a few weeks to get upto speed after a significant injury… ffs

 

[Vindicater]

I agree with David King to a degree (shudder) that he does look more defensive and less ball hunty.

Has clearly bought in to the vision Brad has.

 

[Howard Moon]

i thought the best part of the game on the weekend was the way we effectivley managed about 15 minutes of game time in the last quarter just by dropping the ruck hit out at the feet, then not letting it clear of the stoppage, rinse and repeat over on that wing - its was a beautiful thing, but on the odd few times we let it out and gained possession and started playing kick mark tempo i think it was usually parish who would stop it and go long to a contest

 

[Old Campaigner]

I agree with David King to a degree (shudder) that he does look more defensive and less ball hunty.

Has clearly bought in to the vision Brad has.

Tsatas bringing his own ball to the vfl probably helped sharpen Scott’s messaging

 

[boncer34]

Isnt getting sucked into every contest and as a result isn't getting as much of the ball.

Thanks for reading Kingy.

 

[ant555]

There's a line from Dodgeball that sums him up perfectly

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball ?

 

[Vander18]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball ?

I love the smell of queef in the morning?

 

[boncer34]

Time to start talking trade bait.

 

[NAB777]

3 weeks has been mentioned

 

[andleanback]

Calf again, becoming a serious issue. Will be an issue for the rest of his career and he’s only 26, 6 year deal looking grim.

 

[Howard Moon]

I'm waiting for 'an abundance of caution' to be trotted out

 

[andleanback]

I'm waiting for 'an abundance of caution' to be trotted out

Yep and he’s done his calf every time at training

 

[NAB777]

Quite a while back in this thread, I said that leaving him on the ground when he had that bad corkie in his calf was a bad move & it would lead to ongoing issues. I really hope they get this sorted, because he could be in a bit of trouble.

 

[jmoo wan]

Time to start talking trade bait.

hate to say it but I think you and Yoda_ are bang on again - we probably should have traded him.

 

[eth-dog]

hate to say it but I think you and Yoda_ are bang on again - we probably should have traded him.

Excuse me?

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Excuse me?

 

[doug85]

hate to say it but I think you and Yoda_ are bang on again - we probably should have traded him.

Has anyone ever seen Boncer and Yoda in the same room

 

[Westlo]

I can already see it, beat the two worst sides the comp has ever seen without him... and lose to the Suns at Metricon.

"We're a better side without him, the last 3 weeks have proven this".

 

[Call Me Cake]

Damnit

 

[Keystone agony]

Frustrating considering an apparent excellent PS

Is a concern at this age

 

[Agronomus]

So does Parish have to earn his place back through the vfl or automatic inclusion when he's fit again?