AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[Beerfish]

As a mod I am obliged to read just about every post on this board

 

[Lore]

At this rate we'll get to 400 pages (10k posts) before he even starts getting paid on this new contract...

 

[Lore]

Consider the cap floor, met.

Huh? We were already paying him at least ~75% of whatever his next contract is. You reckon the hole in the salary cap was under 200k?

 

[DERO]

Surprised anyone takes anything I post seriously TBH.

But yeah, challenge accepted Lore let's see if we can get this bad boy to 10k before the end of preseason.

 

[Lore]

Surprised anyone takes anything I post seriously TBH.

But yeah, challenge accepted Lore let's see if we can get this bad boy to 10k before the end of preseason.

I mean especially when he's your boy, it's your sworn duty to protect him with your life account.

 

[Lore]

Surprised anyone takes anything I post seriously TBH.

But yeah, challenge accepted Lore let's see if we can get this bad boy to 10k before the end of preseason.

oh and btw, his new contract starts 1 November. All player contracts run 1 November - 31 October unless they're recruited later in the year (SSP, MSD)

 

[DERO]

We can do this.

 

[Lore]

 

[eth-dog]

Let's do the maths DERO. Need 341 posts in the next 61 days (excluding this one), which works out to be 5.6 posts per day. We can do that!

 

[ant555]

Not if they keep moving them

 

[faible]

Not if they keep moving them

Sabotaged by the powers that be!

 

[Lore]

Let's do the maths DERO. Need 341 posts in the next 61 days (excluding this one), which works out to be 5.6 posts per day. We can do that!

I'm not good at mental arithmetic but I don't think that's right, should be around 2,400

 

[DERO]

eth-dog is my other boy

 

[jannissary]

JFC, and people were getting pissy at Parish for being a stat hunter who butchers he ball and lacks any defensive intent. Have people even watched Oliver the last 18 months?

Am I to take it that apparently all that is fine as long as you are 187cm/89kg like Oliver instead of 181cm like Parish?

bailey smith butchers it more as shown this season tbh

 

[eth-dog]

I'm not good at mental arithmetic but I don't think that's right, should be around 2,400

Oh, ah, yes... 2,336 now DERO, which is 38.3 per day

 

[DERO]

bailey smith butchers it more as shown this season tbh

This is good content. More of this please.

 

[jannissary]

think of all the dp3 fun facts you could squeeze in!

 

[Beerfish]

Here's some words that rhyme with Darcy. Classy, Farsi..... allegarcy

 

[DERO]

Beerfish is my other boy

 

[Bluelegs]

Surprised anyone takes anything I post seriously TBH.

But yeah, challenge accepted Lore let's see if we can get this bad boy to 10k before the end of preseason.

Good luck with that.

 

[Scythe94]

Hi DERO Regarding Parish signing on, I'm happy for you. Or sorry that happened. Idk, not reading all that

 

[Gralin]

Beerfish is my other boy

WHAT ABOUT ME?

 

[Wosh]

DERO promised me cool stuff if I post here

 

[Scythe94]

So how about those Mount Buller Demons

 

[Scythe94]

Demons sign Darcy Parish

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Darcy Parish

Age

27

Ht

180cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.4

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.1

4star

D

22.2

5star

K

7.6

3star

HB

14.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star