AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[katana]

A bloke could be 6'3 or 5'5 in any particular weight division. He could take blokes double Darcy's weight down without breaking a sweat.

weight is size matey.

 

[Keystone agony]

Technique is probably the most crucial thing in jiu jitsu

Small guys with excellent technique and skill like Viney would destroy big 110kg aussies who may have a decent 1 rep max lift in them and not be as skilled in jiu jitsu technique/skills

He would have them tapping very quickly in a fight

But Viney is not 100% holding onto Parish with all his might and skill.... its training... and seems the early stages with a focus on technique and skill rather than 100% ferocious intensity

'Tackling'/take down in jiu jitsu is also illegal in most cases in AFL. Control of the head, leg locks/trips are crucial... which obviously not allowed in AFL so isnt fully Vineys domain

 

[eth-dog]

weight is size matey.

Size definition:

the relative extent of something; a thing's overall dimensions or magnitude; how big something is.

Weight is mass. Size is the shape or dimensions.

 

[katana]

Size definition:

the relative extent of something; a thing's overall dimensions or magnitude; how big something is.

right so it'd be fairly likely to suggest that a thing's overall dimensions or magnitude are correlated with it's weight. a heavier thing likely has larger dimensions or magnitude.

 

[eth-dog]

right so it'd be fairly likely to suggest that a thing's overall dimensions or magnitude are correlated with it's weight. a heavier thing likely has larger dimensions or magnitude.

It can. However size doesn't necessarily correlate to weight.

 

[Agronomus]

All will be forgiven if Darcy come out as a Trump fan

I thought everyone was

 

[Rick Ross]

All will be forgiven if Darcy come out as a Trump fan

You’re not mistaking his hat are you?



Make Essendon Great Again

A slogan we can all get behind…

 

[DERO]

You’re not mistaking his hat are you?

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Make Essendon Great Again

A slogan we can all get behind…

Could see Sheeds wearing one of these when he is campaigning for Hird to come back as coach at this time next year.

 

[IHurley]

So you think a bloke with no training in martial arts that can bench 150 kg would smack a national champion in any martial art who can only bench 75?

You said bench press is the only thing that matters in any fight, ever.

No I didn't. I said when there's a large discrepancy put your money on the big guy. When they're similar, speed and skill matter.

No matter what martial art you train in, you can't ask your opponent to use the same. The stronger guy will manipulate the fight so that his advantage takes precedence ie he will ensure everything is at close quarters. If I'm benching 140 and the other guy is benching 60 he's going to be vastly more affected by a blow to the kidneys than me.

Mitch Hooper would break the ribs of anybody he put his elbows on. How exactly does a 75kg guy win that fight unless Hooper allows the whole fight to be done at a distance?

 

[eth-dog]

No I didn't. I said when there's a large discrepancy put your money on the big guy. When they're similar, speed and skill matter.

No matter what martial art you train in, you can't ask your opponent to use the same. The stronger guy will manipulate the fight so that his advantage takes precedence ie he will ensure everything is at close quarters. If I'm benching 140 and the other guy is benching 60 he's going to be vastly more affected by a blow to the kidneys than me.

Mitch Hooper would break the ribs of anybody he put his elbows on. How exactly does a 75kg guy win that fight unless Hooper allows the whole fight to be done at a distance?

Martial artists are trained to overcome these differences. Especially in Jiu Jitsu. And in literally every martial art as far as self defence goes, you train in all of them.

I train Taekwondo but have learned different skills from Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai, Judo, Karate, Krav Maga and many many more. Do you think we train solely in one set of circumstances? We train to incapacitate our opponent no matter their strength or size or what they have. Knife, club, gun,

And a guy with no training would always try that. But you're acting as if the other guy doesn't know how to manipulate it his way either, whilst having trained exactly how to beat them? Who do you think is more likely going to dictate the circumstances of a fight, a 3rd Dan black belt or someone who has no martial arts training at all?

 

[dank420_]

TIL Ethan could beat my ass

 

[faible]

a 3rd Dan black belt or someone who has no martial arts training at all?

I'm unclear as to why these two are fight.

Can I have some additional context please?

Why are they fighting?
Where are they fighting?
What are they fighting for?
What does the winner get?
Is it televised?
Is it Jake Paul v Mike Tyson?

 

[eth-dog]

I'm unclear as to why these two are fight.

Can I have some additional context please?

Why are they fighting?
Where are they fighting?
What are they fighting for?
What does the winner get?
Is it televised?
Is it Jake Paul v Mike Tyson?

Just a hypothetical.

 

[faible]

Just a hypothetical.

Answer the questions please, I refuse to engage with a context-less hypothetical.

 

[eth-dog]

Answer the questions please, I refuse to engage with a context-less hypothetical.

I'm unclear as to why these two are fight.

Can I have some additional context please?

Why are they fighting?
Where are they fighting?
What are they fighting for?
What does the winner get?
Is it televised?
Is it Jake Paul v Mike Tyson?

Just cos
Anywhere
Nothing in particular
Nothing
No
Yes

 

[Beerfish]

Fascinating

 

[ant555]

Fascinating

Need you to post more. That way I can get distracted by your Avatar more often

 

[jmoo wan]

i know of a 12 year old Sydney supporting kick

Need you to pot more. That way I can get distracted by your Avatar more often

you should visit the Stringer thread - he's pots a lot of posters there.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Size definition:

the relative extent of something; a thing's overall dimensions or magnitude; how big something is.

Weight is mass. Size is the shape or dimensions.

Actually, mass is the total amount of matter of an object whereas weight is the force of gravity on object. For example, my mass is the same on Earth and the Moon but my weight on the Moon is 6 times as much as on Earth.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

I'm unclear as to why these two are fight.

Can I have some additional context please?

Why are they fighting?
Where are they fighting?
What are they fighting for?
What does the winner get?
Is it televised?
Is it Jake Paul v Mike Tyson?

 

[DERO]

i know of a 12 year old Sydney supporting kick

you should visit the Stringer thread - he's pots a lot of posters there.

It was Eth dog!

 

[yodellinhank]

Don't suppose there is another video of Parish learning from the Ju Jitsu guy how to do the tackling?

By the look of those missed tackles, he's probably already been instructing at the club.