Traded #30: Brandon Zerk-Thatcher - 🚨 traded to the Pear, thanks for your service

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2023
My Boy Draft 2023: Pick 8, 84859300

 

[MiguelM]

Nothing.

It’s a nickname that makes sense and you get to take the piss at the same time.

It’s literally the perfect nickname.

Exactly, cos the only other one I can think of is Zerk Off!

 

[MiguelM]

Mindless group think chants are not the answer to the scourge of capitalist greed. The pro-Margaret crowd need to wake up to themselves.

It is a nickname don't be too precious

 

[ghostdog]

It is a nickname don't be too precious

It's a shite nickname and I'll be precious if I want to.

 

[MiguelM]

It's a shite nickname and I'll be precious if I want to.

Fair enough!

 

[ghostdog]

I'd never heard this before. How great!

 

[fairbump_playon]

She tried to introduce a poll tax with no consideration for indexation. She was a conservative and an economic rationalist who would do nothing to help lift the poor out of poverty. That nickname can * right off.

She sucks but then again maybe we want our defenders to be extremely dour, stingy and unlikeable

 

[ghostdog]

She sucks but then again maybe we want our defenders to be extremely dour, stingy and unlikeable

It's still a no from me.

 

[fairbump_playon]

It's still a no from me.

I’m so ambivalent about this guy’s made up nickname

But I am really enjoying your disciplined stand. You ain’t quitting ha ha

 

[Cup_o_Jobe]

Exactly, cos the only other one I can think of is Zerk Off!

Plenty of options:

• Sleepy Joe (Brandon)
• Roof (Thatch)
• Buzzer (Bzt..)
• Black Sheep ("Baa-Zerk", Baa-baa black sheep, idk)

 

[fairbump_playon]

Peggy

Because it’s not Margaret

 

[84859300]

 

[dank420_]

It's a shite nickname and I'll be precious if I want to.

With an attitude like this you’d cop a shit nickname

 

[dank420_]

Plenty of options:

• Sleepy Joe (Brandon)
• Roof (Thatch)
• Buzzer (Bzt..)
• Black Sheep ("Baa-Zerk", Baa-baa black sheep, idk)

Horrible

 

[brain taylor]

i just call him brandon or bzt

 

[brain taylor]

really any three-word name can just cop the rvd treatment and be sorted

 

[citizen-erased]

Plenty of options:

• Sleepy Joe (Brandon)
• Roof (Thatch)
• Buzzer (Bzt..)
• Black Sheep ("Baa-Zerk", Baa-baa black sheep, idk)

One vote for roof

Love it

 

[Nifft]

How about Goodman?

 

[Happyskeret]

I call him Zerkel

 

[yodellinhank]

Call him Brandon Zerk-Thatcher

25

Brandon...

Age

26

Ht

195cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.5

3star

MG

148.5

2star

D

12.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

124.0

2star

D

11.5

3star

K

8.5

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.5

5star

T

1.5

4star

MG

148.5

3star

. Like this one kid at my child's kinder who always cops his full name, or the stray cat we've had hanging around that the kids have named "Charlie Rainforest".

 

[frodos gardener]

The Meg.

 

[Happyskeret]

Call him Brandon Zerk-Thatcher. Like this one kid at my child's kinder who always cops his full name, or the stray cat we've had hanging around that the kids have named "Charlie Rainforest".

To many syllables.

 

[yodellinhank]

To many syllables.

It's the same amount as the cat and not as many as the kid from daycare.

 

[Happyskeret]

It's the same amount as the cat and not as many as the kid from daycare.

Well that changes everything then. Good point.

 

[eth-dog]

B(random)Zerk(Thatch)er

B-zerk-er. Bezerker. Best nickname, encompasses everything in his name and ironic in that he's a fairly mellow character for a league footballer.

Also isn't stupid like M*rgaret

 

[dank420_]

B(random)Zerk(Thatch)er

B-zerk-er. Bezerker. Best nickname, encompasses everything in his name and ironic in that he's a fairly mellow character for a league footballer.

Also isn't stupid like M*rgaret

Mate we aren’t 5. It’s terrible.