Traded #30: Brandon Zerk-Thatcher - 🚨 traded to the Pear, thanks for your service

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2023
My Boy Draft 2023: Pick 8, 84859300

 

[dank420_]

No Maggie no essendon by the way

 

[eth-dog]

Mate we aren’t 5. It’s terrible.

It's great. We're a football club, not a crochet club.

 

[dank420_]

It's great. We're a football club, not a crochet club.

Haha wow you’ve obviously never done crochet.

 

[faible]

No Maggie no essendon by the way

Maggie is the clear winner here. It’s not Margaret which is stupid. It’s also not berserker which is stupid.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Missing him pretty badly.

 

[eth-dog]

Haha wow you’ve obviously never done crochet.

Also true, like Margaret being a terrible nickname

 

[dank420_]

Also true, like Margaret being a terrible nickname

Go touch some grass man!!!

(And do some crochet)

 

[Lore]

Maggie is the clear winner here. It’s not Margaret which is stupid. It’s also not berserker which is stupid.

 

[eth-dog]

Go touch some grass man!!!

(And do some crochet)

Yeah, touching grass doesn't agree with my stomach.

 

[Maxabillions]

Maggie cos y’all aggy

 

[fairbump_playon]

It’ really is a fools errand to try to remotely come up with a nickname for a guy who undoubtedly already has one, given to him by his mates, and used every day.

Seeing as none of us will ever say his big footy nickname out loud to each other, he should simply be referred to here in writing as BZT because it’s short and easy to recognize.

 

[Westlo]

If the Zerk can play 20 games this year I think we'll win 20 games.

Lets go brandon!

 

[Nifft]

B(random)Zerk(Thatch)er

B-zerk-er. Bezerker. Best nickname, encompasses everything in his name and ironic in that he's a fairly mellow character for a league footballer.

Also isn't stupid like M*rgaret

Is this what you were thinking of?

 

[eth-dog]

Is this what you were thinking of?

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No but that is also great.

 

[jmoo wan]

Berserker Love Among Freaks Berserker - Google Search

 

[Nifft]

Berserker Love Among Freaks Berserker - Google Search

I was very nervous clicking that link...

 

[Lore]

In more promising news, key defender Brandon Zerk-Thatcher is looming to be available for Sunday’s round four clash against GWS.

While Zerk-Thatcher (ankle) will have a slightly different training program, McPherson said the hope will be both players are able to play this weekend.

‘Thatch’ has progressed well over the weekend. The plan will be for him to complete some modified training over the next couple of days, before having him train fully on Friday and then be available for selection,” he said.

Injury news: Zerk-Thatcher, McDonald-Tipungwuti to train fully, Guelfi suffers setback

All the latest injury news ahead of round four.

www.essendonfc.com.au

 

[Megabattimus]

Thank ****. We really missed him against the Saints.

 

[frodos gardener]

The lack of BZT, Phillips and Wright really exposes us in marking contents. So many of the guys on Saturday opted not to impact a marking contest and it was really frustrating.

 

[faible]

As I said the other day; no BZT no EFC. Bring the great man back.

 

[dank420_]

As I said the other day; no BZT no EFC. Bring the great man back.

say it properly please

No Maggie no essendon by the way

 

[Beerfish]

Not sure 'looming' is an appropriate adjective there..

 

[Milanista28]

 

[DERO]

Is MARGARET playing this week eth-dog ?

 

[ghostdog]

Margaret can still GTFO.

I would, however, settle for either Tram Rage, Great Ram, Gram Rate or Mega Rrat.

Reasonable compromise I think.