Traded #30: Brandon Zerk-Thatcher - 🚨 traded to the Pear, thanks for your service

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2023
My Boy Draft 2023: Pick 8, 84859300

 

[Howard Moon]

you can take the player out of essendon, but you can’t take the essendon out of the player

It's Dodos trade theory: mass = zF²

For every good mass you give away there are two zerks or frangs that stank

 

[Pweter]

It's Dodos trade theory: mass = zF²

For every good mass you give away there are two zerks or frangs that stank

He's the exact same player this year as he was with us, just that he's been protected by his midfield most of the time this year. In the few games where teams have got a hold of Port he looks like good ol' Essington BZT.

 

[Zach Package]

 

[TheGreatBarryB]

Was very good last night

 

[eth-dog]

He's a good defender.

 

[Howard Moon]

Lock the thread, quick

 

[I Remember Bluey]

Go the Zerk, miss you mate

 

[yodellinhank]

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Too slight

 

[Nicholas61]

Genuinely tough. Got smashed early by a rampaging Dear when backing into a pack but somehow got up and played out the match and did well. His commitment to the contest never in question.