Player Watch #4 Dustin Martin GOAT and King of Punt Rd - OFFICIALLY RETIRED

[JAKLAUGHING]

I love that he told his great mate and mentor Cotchin he wasn’t going …. who told everyone he was a 1% chance … then a week later doubled down and said ‘less than 1%’. But even after that, muppets like Ox and McClure continued to say he was likely to go.
Now we look forward to hearing from Ox and MacLure. We wait….


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[Bojangles17]

Would absolutely piss myself laughing if the rumours of him joining media are true. It would be even funnier if he turned out to he an eloquent speaker.

Dusty would suit being on a panel playing the straight man it could work or maybe it couldn’t , would take a bit of work from co panelists

 

[Hoos]

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I'm sorry, but "Melbourne great"?!?

I must have slept through when they changed the definition of great.

 

[Ralll]

Now it is just a matter of deciding where to put the statue and grandstand.

 

[Sir_Loin]

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Haha only Hansie Cronje had worse luck

 

[Tiger2709]

I'm sorry, but "Melbourne great"?!?

I must have slept through when they changed the definition of great.

Don't panic just a misspelling

 

[GastevsBeard]

so was all this speculation as simple as the great man agreeing to do the little gag with Jack to promote a fan getting a media role?

 

[biaseddustyfan]

so over his career there were 28,763 articles about him leaving the tigs but it's now official that he never left us ?

afl media are bottom of the barrel

 

[A Tiger 4 lyf]

Bloke was the comedian at the club


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[Mr E Tiger]

Loved the piss take just on Fox Footy as Dusty did the next special comments analyst role ad with Jack - perfect

 

[Muddiemoose]

Oh golly

 

[tiger_tough]

Oh golly

What are they getting at

 

[Muddiemoose]

What are they getting at

Dunno, but definitely something
I don’t care about them to know if they have any extra list spots for a pre season sign on (don’t think retired players can even do it the year after they pulled the pin)

So maybe an off field role like what Cotch had with the lions?

 

[tiger_tough]

Dunno, but definitely something
I don’t care about them to know if they have any extra list spots for a pre season sign on (don’t think retired players can even do it the year after they pulled the pin)

So maybe an off field role like what Cotch had with the lions?

Remember when they rolled out Alex Rance in a match day jumper when he signed on as a part time consultant?

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

What are they getting at

think one of their media folk was just going around melbourne slapping stickers on things, they did it to collingwood as well

 

[Noidnadroj]

Dunno, but definitely something
I don’t care about them to know if they have any extra list spots for a pre season sign on (don’t think retired players can even do it the year after they pulled the pin)

So maybe an off field role like what Cotch had with the lions?

Yeah, you cannot be a PSS if you were in the AFL system the year prior. So unless there has been a rule change, Dusty cannot play AFL footy in 2025, but he could sign on as an PSS for 2026 when the time came.


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[Muddiemoose]

think one of their media folk was just going around melbourne slapping stickers on things, they did it to collingwood as well

Geeze that’s lame as ****

Would of better not posting anything at all

 

[Drunken Wookie]

What are they getting at

suns mustve signed whoever the **** thats meant to be.

 

[Drunken Wookie]

think one of their media folk was just going around melbourne slapping stickers on things, they did it to collingwood as well

isnt that literally vandalism

 

[tiger_tough]

think one of their media folk was just going around melbourne slapping stickers on things, they did it to collingwood as well

Geez. Hilarious stuff.

 

[Groupie_]

think one of their media folk was just going around melbourne slapping stickers on things, they did it to collingwood as well

fmd this club

 

[tigs2010]

Oh golly

That logo is so bad that they've had to do a zoom photo to just a black piece of wall and it's still like...

 

[tigs2010]

 

[sabso]

That mural is a smaller nosed version of Adem Yze

 

[Lsta062]

think one of their media folk was just going around melbourne slapping stickers on things, they did it to collingwood as well

How about they stick onto a top 8 spot?

And why is the official logo's contrast so bad? Who thought of a red logo on a red background? Smh that club lol