5th Ashes Test England v Australia July 27-31 1930hrs @ The Oval

[SuperMal]

Like I said I pushed it further because it was clearly a sore point for some f**king stupid tosser online who has the IQ of a cheese cake and the personality of a malaria ridden mosquito.

So, not me then?

No…your feeble attempt at Atkinson/Elton comedy still leaves the bear in the room smoking a Cuban cigar…….You LIED about it being ‘sarcasm’….you’re taking this far more seriously than I am - I think the term is ‘owned’?

But the real joke is you - you think a World Class Knighted cricketer is something to abuse- pretty much sums you up …..the intellectual =of a small bacterium…who failed infection at germ school.

And I bet you vote for the Nationals too

 

[ibd77]

Great recovery last night. Swore we would be all out and behind. So far the English pitches seem to bat better in the final days. It's up to England how many runs they want us to chase to make a game of this.

 

[grumbleguts]

So, not me then?

No…your feeble attempt at being Rowan Atkinson still leaves the bear in the room smoking a Cuban cigar…….You LIED about it being ‘sarcasm’….you’re taking this far more seriously than I am - I think the term is ‘owned’.

But what’s more laughable is you think being a World Class Knighted cricketer is something to abuse- pretty much sums you up …..the intellectual =of a small bacterium…who failed germ school.

"He's not a w@nker, he's my hero, you leave him be, or I'll tell him what you said."

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Hadlee has an ego that Edmund Hillary could not scale.

 

[Gough]

I just discovered Garry Sobers was born with 12 fingers.

 

[SuperMal]

Your room must still be covered in his posters. Good for you for being such a loyal fan.

I could think of worse things….

"He's not a w@nker, he's my hero, you leave him be, or I'll tell him what you said."

That was deep.

Came from the bottom of the test tube, at least……

 

[ourgameplandoesntwork]

Freo won today.

Anything is possible.

Suns too!!

Weekend of upsets.

Who knows? Maybe Warner might score a century… okay, that’s taking it too far!

 

[Peter Bixley]

Not long now until we see.... "put in a point!!!"........ "too many easy singles"...... "top of off!!"

 

[The 747]

Not long now until we see.... "put in a point!!!"........ "too many easy singles"...... "top of off!!"

Sack Cummins! Sack Carey!

 

[Peter Bixley]

Sack Cummins! Sack Carey!

"What does McDonald actually do?"

 

[Drunkcat]

"He's not a w@nker, he's my hero, you leave him be, or I'll tell him what you said."

Every Kiwi is a w***er

 

[grumbleguts]

Hadlee has an ego that Edmund Hillary could not scale.

True, incredible bowler, looked pedestrian in terms of action and an exorcet would shoot out. Incredibly quick for how smooth his action was. But he also had an ego the size of the sun. (But I suppose when you are your country's only bowler he had the right to be his own biggest fan.

 

[The 747]

True, incredible bowler, looked pedestrian in terms of action and an exorcet would shoot out. Incredibly quick for how smooth his action was. But he also had an ego the size of the sun. (But I suppose when you are your country's only bowler he had the right to be his own biggest fan.

Hadlee board

 

[grumbleguts]

Every Kiwi is a w***er

Not all of them. Dame Kiri Tekanawa was a legend.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

We can win if England play BazBall and we bowl tight and hold our catches.


The way we've been playing I wouldn't expect us to be able to chase more than 350.

This could be that Plan B opportunity Steve Waugh was talking about.

 

[MJG14]

Sack Cummins! Sack Carey!

"Woke Cummins! What a disgrace!"

 

[Riviat]

Our plan b. We try and delay the game until it rains?

 

[Plugger35]

Hadlee has an ego that Edmund Hillary could not scale.

I don't know about that, he might have had an ego and swagger on the field but off the field he is more the shy, retiring type that is quite reclusive.

He has done very little media or commentary work since he retired and doesn't blow his own horn like a lot of other ex-cricketers do with media roles.

The only reason he got called a w***er by Aussie fans was that he was so good and one of the few threats in the NZ team when they played Australia.

 

[The 747]

"Woke Cummins! What a disgrace!"

These tactics are awful! Make Smith captain*

*As Smith sets the field

 

[frankrizzo]

We can win if England play BazBall and we bowl tight and hold our catches.


The way we've been playing I wouldn't expect us to be able to chase more than 350.

This could be that Plan B opportunity Steve Waugh was talking about.

350? lol

270 seems like more like chase where we still have decent shot we arent batting well enough to chase anything higher than that.

 

[Old M8]

How’s the conditions lads

 

[Santana]

How’s the conditions lads

Sunny right now

 

[two blue tiger]

Not long now until we see.... "put in a point!!!"........ "too many easy singles"...... "top of off!!"

Don't care what you sh.tstirrers say - I'll be leading the charge.

I've been watching Test cricket for 50 years and I don't think much has changed in that time when it comes to tight and disciplined bowling that makes runs hard to get being the key ingredients of getting wickets and/or false shots.

 

[Plugger35]

Callum Ferguson is good value as a commentator, a shame he only got to play one test, deserved to play more but at least he got to play test cricket.

Jamie Siddons was another great Shield batsman that never got to play test cricket, he only got to play one lousy ODI for Australia.

 

[Peter Bixley]

Don't care what you sh.tstirrers say - I'll be leading the charge.

I've been watching Test cricket for 50 years and I don't think much has changed in that time when it comes to tight and disciplined bowling that makes runs hard to get being the key ingredients of getting wickets and/or false shots.

Calm down, I fully agree with you