Past #6: Jason Horne-Francis [Part II] - NM trade JHF & #1 for Sheezel, Wardlaw, CHarvey & PA 2023 1st - you were never one of us

[Contested Marx]

Sure you did.

All the best in the finals (* giggle *).

Look forward to seeing you there lol

 

[hilly]

Congrats Ken!

On SM-S901E using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[The Warlord]

Was that before or after all the goals kicked on him

During. A typical Port beat up on a side lower than them on the ladder - before inevitably shitting the bed in September again effort.

Hey, remember that game in 2018 (or 19) I think it was, last game of the year, you needed to win to play finals, and we flogged you.

At Marvel.

Ben Brown kicked 10.

We've nearly finished a full burn it down rebuild since then - our young mids broke even with your far more experienced set up on Saturday - and we'll be up and playing finals again very soon.

And you'll still have Ken.

Or maybe Josh Carr, but he's just a Ken clone dud.

Your whole club has been Ken'd.

And when we are playing and winning finals and flags soon, you'll lie awake on bed and because you're South Australian you'll at first be haunted by the memories of your dog's hideous howls as your Dad rooted it in the backyard every night - often twice - but then once you've moved past that, you'll be fyrther haunted by the knowledge that your club will never ever recover from what Ken Hinkley has done to it.

 

[The Warlord]

Glad you can take satisfaction from being flat-track bullies. It's held you in such good stead in finals the past couple of decades.

At least with Essendon you know they'll come good one day and win finals and a flag.

Not with Port, ultimate make up the numbers club.

 

[Contested Marx]

During. A typical Port beat up on a side lower than them on the ladder - before inevitably shitting the bed in September again effort.

Hey, remember that game in 2018 (or 19) I think it was, last game of the year, you needed to win to play finals, and we flogged you.

At Marvel.

Ben Brown kicked 10.

Remember it well. 2019. Another one of those famous "spuds that tear us apart" games. Should've been the end of Ken (third time lol)

We've nearly finished a full burn it down rebuild since then - our young mids broke even with your far more experienced set up on Saturday - and we'll be up and playing finals again very soon.

And you'll still have Ken.

Or maybe Josh Carr, but he's just a Ken clone dud.

Your whole club has been Ken'd.

When we are free of the cancer that is Ken, you guys will still be salty over young Jason tearing through the competition

And when we are playing and winning finals and flags soon, you'll lie awake on bed and because you're South Australian you'll at first be haunted by the memories of your dog's hideous howls as your Dad rooted it in the backyard every night - often twice - but then once you've moved past that, you'll be fyrther haunted by the knowledge that your club will never ever recover from what Ken Hinkley has done to it.

Geez mate are you okay?

 

[Wild Bill]

He is Bo Callahan.


He turned 21 yesterday - no port player went to his birthday party.

 

[Hojuman]

He is Bo Callahan.


He turned 21 yesterday - no port player went to his birthday party.

Not even Contested Marx ?

 

[koshari]

Not even Contested Marx ?

I think he jumped out of the cake. I wouldn't have missed it, hear corne France's mom make excellent hundreds and thousands on bread.

 

[Hojuman]

Debate over.

Cheese & Warlord !

 

[apollo_creed]

Debate over.

Cheese & Warlord !

To be fair if we’d kept JHF we’d still have Sheezel as well.

 

[north_lad]

To be fair if we’d kept JHF we’d still have Sheezel as well.

Who cares, **** this guy

 

[cachepotpro]

To be fair if we’d kept JHF we’d still have Sheezel as well.

it'd be an interesting what if, but nah.

Wardlaw over JHF any day - if only for the impact he's made in terms of culture let alone the skillset

 

[apollo_creed]

it'd be an interesting what if, but nah.

Wardlaw over JHF any day - if only for the impact he's made in terms of culture let alone the skillset

Not saying that just pointing out that we didn’t get Sheezel and Warlord for JHF.

 

[Merlin007]

Not saying that just pointing out that we didn’t get Sheezel and Warlord for JHF.

quite right, but you'd have to say we haven't lost anything with Wardlaw for JHF, and if Goad comes on, we'll be streets ahead.

 

[Hojuman]

Port-a-loo's quiet in here.

Shame ? Regret ? Hindsight ?

 

[DrZaius]

Very ironic the tarps are defending the booing of old mate Kenny

 

[tales129]

How did you come to learn this?

I've long suspected the (biological) relationship that made Jase so homesick was not with his Mum or Fabian but elsewhere

Through some connections of close friends

 

[Roostorm]

Port-a-loo's quiet in here.

Shame ? Regret ? Hindsight ?

Something something own bath water….something something worst performance this week..
Your point sums it up rather well.

 

[Contested Marx]

Not even Contested Marx ?

You gotta @ me bruh

 

[north_lad]

You gotta @ me bruh

Contested Marx **** the Power

 

[Contested Marx]

Contested Marx **** the Power

We'll be okay

 

[Hojuman]

We'll be okay

Of course you will, of course.

 

[Devski]

I dunno man. This guy was supposed to be a prodigy. 3rd year in the system and supposedly playing for a better club.

He’s played some good games and is a good player, don’t get me wrong.

Is he all Australian? No. Errol Gulden was. Nick Daicos was. Hell Jai Newcombe got up and he was pick 2 in the mid season draft.

Brownlow? Beaten by all 3 again, by close to a dozen points.

You pander to the kid, he cracks the sads and goes home to mum. You “fix” his supposed injury. You surround him in the midfield with two all Australian players to feed off and learn from. And what do you get? A mid placed talent ? A midfield that got obliterated in clearance by a team who actually has a chance of success this year.

Is this the player that was supposed to change our fortunes? Is this the “one that got away”

Or do we actually have that bloke on our list contracted up for 7 years?

 

[ferball]

We'll be okay

Not if you don't extend Ken's contract.

 

[Hojuman]

He'll bail on Port........wait for it. Once Port start sinking........