Moved Thread #7: Jack Ziebell [Part I] © -

[CharlieMortdecai]

I have a pathological aversion to Sylvia Plath, but really, someone needs to do Ziebell Jar

It's a novel. Not sure if it's got the odd bit of doggerel in there, but it's principally a prose work.

But here's another bit of Plath for you:

You do not do, you do not do
Jack's big black shoe
In which he stomps the hapless souls
In hooped blue and white
Barely daring to breathe or put their head over the ball

Selwood, I will have to kill you
You will die before full time
Marble heavy, a bag full of shit
Ghastly plodder, terrible set shot
But can retract your head like a turtle

... yeah, that's all I got.

 

[Engimal]

How will he go this week?

My guess is 25 possessions but tackle mad.

Yours?

 

[danj]

How will he go this week?

My guess is 25 possessions but tackle mad.

Yours?

No match fitness, underdone, will try his heart out but will blow up in the second quarter and be subbed off in the third...maybe 20 possessions though

 

[shinboner magic]

He will take out selwood,chapman and a get get a couple of kicks as well.

 

[Old Skool]

12 goals

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

He will put someone's face through the turf.

Then the game will start.

 

[muttley45]

4 1/4's,
33 possessions,21 contested
7 tackles
1 goal

go jack

 

[DarwinRoo]

Move Nick, Jack's on the way
Jack's on the way Nick, Jack's on the way
Move Nick, Jack's on the way
Jack's on the way Nick, Jack's on the way

 

[TheKanga]

30 possessions
1 goal
15 tackles

cmon North it's time to stand up

 

[The Other Dean]

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(I've tanned up a bit of late.)

 

[NMFC 1811]

Wouldn't be too concerned about his match fitness. He is fresh and raring to go. Hopefully he can emulate the last game he played for premiership points at Etihad 4:40 pm on a sunday.

28 P's and in our best 4 players.

 

[year of the roo]

Wouldn't be too concerned about his match fitness. He is fresh and raring to go. Hopefully he can emulate the last game he played for premiership points at Etihad 4:40 pm on a sunday.

28 P's and in our best 4 players.

There is a difference between fitness and match fitness.

Ziebell is a lot of things, but he is not match fit. Because he hasn't played any footy in 3 weeks (4?). Even then, pre-season games are a level below again.

His mere presence out there will be the biggest benefit to us. His form may not arrive fully for another week or 2, we should keep our expectations in check a little.

 

[Twinkletoes]

12 goals

In the first half from the HBF.

 

[Twinkletoes]

(I've tanned up a bit of late.)

Bali treated you well by the look of that melanin blast mate.

 

[GreatBradScott]

25 disposals.
2 goals.
14 tackles.

22 scalps.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

22 touches 11 tackles 1 goal

 

[NMFC 1811]

There is a difference between fitness and match fitness.

Ziebell is a lot of things, but he is not match fit. Because he hasn't played any footy in 3 weeks (4?). Even then, pre-season games are a level below again.

His mere presence out there will be the biggest benefit to us. His form may not arrive fully for another week or 2, we should keep our expectations in check a little.

If he'd been injured i would agree with you.

 

[The Chiefton]

10 kicks

13 handballs

3 marks

5 tackles

1 goal

 

[Mordecai]

9 kicks

10 handballs

2 marks

4 tackles

 

[Shagga is all Class]

Reckon JZ is sick of Selwood poncing on in the media about milking high frees especially after last year when North players sidestepped his dives into them and still got done.

JZ to sidestep Selwood and give him a giant double handed wedgie before handing him to the umpire and asking is that a free or can Selwood be sent off for the skidmark rule?

 

[GreatBradScott]

Reckon JZ is sick of Selwood poncing on in the media about milking high frees especially after last year when North players sidestepped his dives into them and still got done.

JZ to sidestep Selwood and give him a giant double handed wedgie before handing him to the umpire and asking is that a free or can Selwood be sent off for the skidmark rule?

This. Oh so much, this.

 

[mark73]

9 kicks

10 handballs

2 marks

4 tackles

I'd take that, especially first game back. We all know Jack's a big strong boy but the Cats have got quite a few big strong boys of their own, a lot with more mature bodies than Jack.

 

[see see]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Nice work taking out that Riewoldt pr*ck

 

[Handsome.B.Wonderful]

Ziebell, Jack Ziebell
How good is Jack Ziebell?
He's too f***ing good.

 

[SMaturin]

Get the **** up!
Ziebell says get the **** up!
Throw your hands in the sky (bo! bo! bo! bo!)
Bon's is in the back sippin yak y'all what's up?
Girls, rub on your t***ies (yeahhhhhh)
Yeah i said it -- rub on your t***ies
North Melbourne's city gritty committee pity the fool that
Act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty

Y'all know the name
Jack-****in-Ziebell, ain't a damn thang changed
You all up in my way, then your shit's inebriated
Phased from your original plan, you deviated
I alleviated the pain, with a long-range goal
Took my underground handpass, dropped some fools
You sold candy on the wing, i sold wood in the hood
But when i'm in the centre, then shit it's all good
I'm soon to motivate the ground, control the game like tomb raider
Roc-clock dollars flip, tips like a waiter
Style's greater, let my bumps all annoint
If you holdin up the ball, then you missin the point

Get the **** up!
Ziebell says get the **** up!

Apologies to Pharoahe Monch.