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That is so nice.. BRAB struggles with making friends..
Maybe you can come over and watch his Milo Yiannopolous videos.
Sorry I'm busy that day. But I'll totally face time him
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There wasn't much salt thrown around last round as most campaigners stocked up for what can only be described as a miserly defence to the Coronavirus.
There was a tremendous donnybrook in Qoolworths between two women and initially punters were confused
as to whether they were fighting over toilet paper or salt. The mammoth frame of the woman in the red corner, suggested that it was toilet paper.Thats right folks a toilet paper lead economic recovery, which will lead to a surplus of arsewipes.
World Salt stocks plummeted with the histeria and shelves were stripped bare.
Matera92
Bombers force a league great onto their list, disrespect him, can't even get a decent thread going for his 150th and now are trying to palm him off because they haven't been able to get him at all excited about playing for their rubbish club.
Why they hell would anyone play for a team that clearly doesn't give a toss about their players?
League Admin should be looking into player welfare at the Bombers, disgraceful.
beez
JWS is just as culpable as the Bombers.
He's chosen to be in on the ruse so why should be be held on some higher pedestal just because he's an infinitely better poster than the majority of the Prison peeps. He made his bed and he can suffer through the dumpling-induced flatulent stench.
NaturalDisaster
Bombers are genuinely horrid. Worst club culture in sweet fa history. You would have a better culture with the Gumbies or Dragons and their combined total of 4 posters.
Metalcrusher
Bombers don't give a flying back arse fu** about goodwill Bono.
The Filth Wizard
Isn't humming slang for a terrible odour (Bombers)?
AceAndy
I sleep very well actually although i do wonder what might have been if Caz didnt have the misfortune to land at the Bombers.
Quality over quantity, but quantity doesn’t always equal lack of quality.
AceAndy
Does with the Bombers.
serial_thrilla
I can't tell what part of SFA is more terrifying: a Bombers match thread, or the Werewolf section.
Ned_Flanders
Dude, even TFN wasn't this desperate to join the bombers.
Ned_Flanders
Oi!!! MWPP is a probationary Fury, and we haven't spent good time and money to have her de-beared just to ******* ruin her at the Bombers
Ned_Flanders
Things statistically more likely to happen in Sweet than BEEG kicking lots and lots of goals.
The Bombers find a captain who isn't a meth addicted trainwreck.
I'm yet to experience a Bombers match thread yet. Is it truly as bad as they say? Does anything come close? I keep on hearing bad things about the Gumbies too.
TY24
Put it this way, I chose to go watch Fremantle v Carlton instead.
TY24
This is still higher quality content than what the Bombers served up.
Knifey Spooney
I'm thinking of stocking up (toliet paper) before we play the Bombers, gotta be prepared for all the crap we will encounter there
Hey aren't you that team that everyone hates
Drunkgoliath
I think you've gotten us confused with the Bombers
Drunkgoliath
Spent half of last week with the shit flinging gibbons,(Bombers) then thought better of it and just not bothered my ass.
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This weeks only winner was Ned_Flanders will some low brow bitch slaps at the Bombers; however, it does elevate him to the top of the table.
Congratulations to beez and Drunkgoliath who tried...but failed to impress the judges.
There was a tremendous donnybrook in Qoolworths between two women and initially punters were confused
as to whether they were fighting over toilet paper or salt. The mammoth frame of the woman in the red corner, suggested that it was toilet paper.Thats right folks a toilet paper lead economic recovery, which will lead to a surplus of arsewipes.
World Salt stocks plummeted with the histeria and shelves were stripped bare.
Matera92
Bombers force a league great onto their list, disrespect him, can't even get a decent thread going for his 150th and now are trying to palm him off because they haven't been able to get him at all excited about playing for their rubbish club.
Why they hell would anyone play for a team that clearly doesn't give a toss about their players?
League Admin should be looking into player welfare at the Bombers, disgraceful.
beez
JWS is just as culpable as the Bombers.
He's chosen to be in on the ruse so why should be be held on some higher pedestal just because he's an infinitely better poster than the majority of the Prison peeps. He made his bed and he can suffer through the dumpling-induced flatulent stench.
NaturalDisaster
Bombers are genuinely horrid. Worst club culture in sweet fa history. You would have a better culture with the Gumbies or Dragons and their combined total of 4 posters.
Metalcrusher
Bombers don't give a flying back arse fu** about goodwill Bono.
The Filth Wizard
Isn't humming slang for a terrible odour (Bombers)?
AceAndy
I sleep very well actually although i do wonder what might have been if Caz didnt have the misfortune to land at the Bombers.
Quality over quantity, but quantity doesn’t always equal lack of quality.
AceAndy
Does with the Bombers.
serial_thrilla
I can't tell what part of SFA is more terrifying: a Bombers match thread, or the Werewolf section.
Ned_Flanders
Dude, even TFN wasn't this desperate to join the bombers.
Ned_Flanders
Oi!!! MWPP is a probationary Fury, and we haven't spent good time and money to have her de-beared just to ******* ruin her at the Bombers
Ned_Flanders
Things statistically more likely to happen in Sweet than BEEG kicking lots and lots of goals.
The Bombers find a captain who isn't a meth addicted trainwreck.
I'm yet to experience a Bombers match thread yet. Is it truly as bad as they say? Does anything come close? I keep on hearing bad things about the Gumbies too.
TY24
Put it this way, I chose to go watch Fremantle v Carlton instead.
TY24
This is still higher quality content than what the Bombers served up.
Knifey Spooney
I'm thinking of stocking up (toliet paper) before we play the Bombers, gotta be prepared for all the crap we will encounter there
Hey aren't you that team that everyone hates
Drunkgoliath
I think you've gotten us confused with the Bombers
Drunkgoliath
Spent half of last week with the shit flinging gibbons,(Bombers) then thought better of it and just not bothered my ass.
......................................................................................................................................................................
This weeks only winner was Ned_Flanders will some low brow bitch slaps at the Bombers; however, it does elevate him to the top of the table.
Congratulations to beez and Drunkgoliath who tried
...but failed to impress the judges.
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This doesn't deserve to be here but then I am in the second post in this thread based on what a fictional version of me said in a fake article written by somebody else.
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Hence, you were not anointed with...
or
How about I give you a free copy of the latest mag?>
The Filth Wizard
Just here for the zipline
- Jul 26, 2007
- 95,117
- 169,683
- AFL Club
- North Melbourne
- Other Teams
- Arsenal, Coney Island Warriors
- Moderator
- #359
Hence, you were not anointed with...
or
How about I give you a free copy of the latest mag?>
Yeah, I'll take that mag.
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Great choice
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