flggr Adopt a Tugger - Perform Your Civic Duty

[FISTO]

A virgin like you wouldn't even know what that means and blow dolls are not real ppl I thought I'd just tell you.

Oi we're here to perform a public service, that is not a positive attitude.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Oi we're here to perform a public service, that is not a positive attitude.

You're a flog so you wouldn't even know what a positive attitude even is.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You're a flog so you wouldn't even know what a positive attitude even is.

 

[frggr]

PROS: Can see Richmond are shit
CONS: Yells a lot

 

[AvantGardener]

Pros: High draft pick
Cons: Got totally Richmon'd

 

[NetworkNerd]

Pro: Does not need to change her avatar
Cons: Cant think of any at this stage

 

[NetworkNerd]

PROS: Helps fill diversity quotas.
CONS: Listed as a "famous" supporter but does anyone actually know who he is?

NFL star Cam Newton according to a google image search

 

[FISTO]

NFL star Cam Newton according to a google image search

Oh that guy

Pros: Discovered gravity
Cons: Dead for 300 years

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

PROS: Likely to be like an Amazon in the sack
CONS: Likely to go all Glenn Close/Fatal Attraction stalking nuts if you try loving and leaving her in the morning

 

[JoseMourinho]

Which tiger supporter do I have to adopt so they can see the future David Mundy

16

David Mundy

Age

39

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.1

5star

K

11.2

4star

HB

11.8

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

4.3

5star

CL

5.1

5star

D

15.7

4star

K

6.7

3star

HB

9.0

4star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.7

4star

CL

3.7

5star

D

27.8

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

12.4

5star

M

5.8

5star

T

6.2

5star

CL

7.2

5star

statue?

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

The names Bond...Alan Bond

Pros: Is very good with money
Cons: Has a shady past

 

[James Colorado]

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The names Bond...Alan Bond

Pros: Is very good with money
Cons: Has a shady past

You missed one:

Cons: has been permabanned from this plane of existence.

 

[the avoca drover]

Pros - GOAT of goats.
Cons - No longer with us.

 

[AvantGardener]

Cons - No longer with us.

Sorry to hear this. First the 70000 fans no longer with us since the Dusty game, now this. Terrible.

 

[Mofra]

Pros: Just needs a chair to dust all of the ceilings in the whole house
Cons: Hasn't cleaned their ears in 23 years

 

[FurTheWin]

Dave "Tiger" Williams



An NHL legend during the 1970s/80s and a true kindred spirit to our Richmond friends, as he holds the record for the most penalties given away in the history of the game, spending no less than 4,426 minutes in the sin bin throughout his, ah, illustrious career.
Pros: Will tell people to get off your lawn.
Cons: Bail money.

 

[Drunkcat]

PROS: She sure has a couple of good points
CONS: Shaun Hampson

Tiger fans already have Caroline Wilson for eye candy, they don't need some young hussy.

 

[Mofra]

Tiger Woods


Pros: Yes, he loves them
Cons: Expects just one Caddy to do all the heavy lifting

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

There's no way I'm adopting a Tiger, the thing would likely run a way and disappear at the first sign of adversity

 

[caveman72]

PROS: He's going home in the back of a Divvy Van
CONS: He's going home in the back of a Divvy Van

Could be Aristotle Pickett he seems to enjoy visits to the Divvy Van

 

[caveman72]

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Pros - GOAT of goats.
Cons - No longer with us.

made a good Curry?

 

[Tiger2709]

Do child protection allow Geelong supporters to adopt kids?

 

[FISTO]

Do child protection allow Geelong supporters to adopt kids?

Great question!
Let’s ask Richmond’s favourite son.

 

[Tiger2709]

Great question!
Let’s ask Richmond’s favourite son.

What a dilemma, dead religious bloke accused of pedophilia or a Geelong supporter

Tough one.

 

[FISTO]

What a dilemma, dead religious bloke accused of pedophilia or a Geelong supporter

Tough one.

He says you're a D/H