FTA-TV Ads that piss you off

[Kaiser Powser]

I can't stand adds that shows these sad arse house wives who's life revolves around the brand of cleaning product they use.

Like the OMO one where the kid asks his mum what she is doing and she says something like "I am using my new omo active wash to get the in-ground stains out of you clothes"

The kid asks "how does it work?"

and then some woman from omo steps onto the screen and her answer is priceless, she says;

"omo active wash uses Technology to get the stains out"

What sort of an explanation is that, geezus, the stupid mum could have come us with something better than that.

 

[Bosun]

I can't stand adds that shows these sad arse house wives who's life revolves around the brand of cleaning product they use.

Like the OMO one where the kid asks his mum what she is doing and she says something like "I am using my new omo active wash to get the in-ground stains out of you clothes"

The kid asks "how does it work?"

and then some woman from omo steps onto the screen and her answer is priceless, she says;

"omo active wash uses Technology to get the stains out"

What sort of an explanation is that, geezus, the stupid mum could have come us with something better than that.

I hear ya buddy,

The worst one of those is where that slapper mum gets herself into a mental fret when one of her mothers groups friends asks to use the toilet, then remebers she has used X cleaning product and the crapper is now clean enough to eat off.

Faarken hell its a toilet, Im sure you'll live if its a bit dirty.

 

[Kaiser Powser]

I hear ya buddy,

The worst one of those is where that slapper mum gets herself into a mental fret when one of her mothers groups friends asks to use the toilet, then remebers she has used X cleaning product and the crapper is now clean enough to eat off.

Faarken hell its a toilet, Im sure you'll live if its a bit dirty.

Yep that one shits me.

How about that odour killer add with the ****en annoying woman with a posh accent;

"I caan't Staand bad odours"

I mean get a ****ing life woman.

 

[Bosun]

Yep that one shits me.

How about that odour killer add with the ****en annoying woman with a posh accent;

"I caan't Staand bad odours"

I mean get a ****ing life woman.

Yeah that is a shocker, though is it worse than the odour killer Ad with the talking animals?? tough decision.

 

[scooterb]

Kid: "Do you think you can hit the roof?"
Ricky Ponting: "Hmmm... maybe."
Kid: "Let it rip Jonno."

*Jonno bowls an absolute pie*

Everyone: "It didn't hit the roof.....IT WENT THROUGH!!!!!"

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That worksafe ad also annoys me with the kids playing cricket in the drive way.
Mainly - When the dad catches the ball and goes: "Haha! How's that?!" and then the stupid kid just goes "awwww".

What a pathetic family.

 

[Kaiser Powser]

Kid: "Do you think you can hit the roof?"
Ricky Ponting: "Hmmm... maybe."
Kid: "Let it rip Jonno."

*Jonno bowls an absolute pie*

Everyone: "It didn't hit the roof.....IT WENT THROUGH!!!!!"

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That worksafe ad also annoys me with the kids playing cricket in the drive way.
Mainly - When the dad catches the ball and goes: "Haha! How's that?!" and then the stupid kid just goes "awwww".

What a pathetic family.

And to top it off, the add goes;

"their most important reason for workplace safety....realising their dad still has it"

Ahh newsflash, that fat lump of beer swilling shit lost it so long ago it is not funny.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Kid: "Do you think you can hit the roof?"
Ricky Ponting: "Hmmm... maybe."
Kid: "Let it rip Jonno."

*Jonno bowls an absolute pie*

Everyone: "It didn't hit the roof.....IT WENT THROUGH!!!!!"

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That worksafe ad also annoys me with the kids playing cricket in the drive way.
Mainly - When the dad catches the ball and goes: "Haha! How's that?!" and then the stupid kid just goes "awwww".

What a pathetic family.

yep that Swiss ad with ponting and those kids gives me the shits

 

[rocker_oz33]

The KFC ads with the cricket talk over's are shocking and those chrisco ads shit me too

 

[damochandler]

the tivo ad during the olympics. we saw of that than we did of live sport. the worst thing about it was. they made it out to be biggest thing since sliced bread and they kept saying we can now pause and rewind live tv. foxtel iq does that and it had been doing it for 3 years.

and the errection problem adds. god they are terrible

 

[rocker_oz33]

and the errection problem adds. god they are terrible[/quote]

with stiff n stiff yep that was a shocker

 

[adelaide_40]

The KFC ads with the cricket talk over's are shocking and those chrisco ads shit me too

Agree that add is annoying as hell.

 

[dascman03]

and the errection problem adds. god they are terrible

with stiff n stiff yep that was a shocker[/QUOTE]

Was? It's still on SBS every night

Still, the look on the bald guy's face while he's "playing" gets me every time. Amazingly contrived.

 

[Warwick]

The Domestic Blitz ad.

"Get ready to believe again"...

Cue "Believe Again", followed by a caterpillar turning into a butterfly as Shelly Craft looks on with awe, Scott Cam looking lovingly at the camera as he saws through a piece of timber, some dude crying, the team looking up with fake sloppy smiles at a bunch of butterflies.

Not only does it make me want to hit something, it also ensures I will never watch a minute of that particular program.

 

[pickman]

The Domestic Blitz ad.

"Get ready to believe again"...

Cue "Believe Again", followed by a caterpillar turning into a butterfly as Shelly Craft looks on with awe, Scott Cam looking lovingly at the camera as he saws through a piece of timber, some dude crying, the team looking up with fake sloppy smiles at a bunch of butterflies.

Not only does it make me want to hit something, it also ensures I will never watch a minute of that particular program.

+1

My thoughts exactly

 

[OzBomber]

The one with the backpacks. The voice over is so crap and it's like it's been done for $5.

 

[Selective Retention]

Everything about the 'Brand Power' ads piss me off big time.

Sacrilege.

Altough she does have a pretty good rack.

But well saved

 

[Selective Retention]

The ad going around at the moment that pisses me off is the RACV ad with the call centre operators. Not only is it a terrible ad but is also not true. I have home contents and roadside with them and when I quoted for car insurance they were $200 dearer than AAMI!

 

[The old campaigner]

The ad going around at the moment that pisses me off is the RACV ad with the call centre operators. Not only is it a terrible ad but is also not true. I have home contents and roadside with them and when I quoted for car insurance they were $200 dearer than AAMI!

I was just going to post this one too. It seems to be on high rotation during the tennis with the "after the tennis promo's".
The main guy (Jason I think) has more hair in his eyebrows than lots of blokes have on their head.

 

[Ochre]

i hate that ad for the knife that retracts where the guys going along the box and it comes off and goes into his stomach, and 5 seconds later the girl goes 'woh'. and hes like no its ok the knife retracts when it loses pressure...

not only is it stupid its terrible 'acting'

 

[SouthSwans]

Kid: "Do you think you can hit the roof?"
Ricky Ponting: "Hmmm... maybe."
Kid: "Let it rip Jonno."

*Jonno bowls an absolute pie*

Everyone: "It didn't hit the roof.....IT WENT THROUGH!!!!!"

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That worksafe ad also annoys me with the kids playing cricket in the drive way.
Mainly - When the dad catches the ball and goes: "Haha! How's that?!" and then the stupid kid just goes "awwww".

What a pathetic family.

That post made me laugh out loud very hard hahaha

 

[OzBomber]

The ad going around at the moment that pisses me off is the RACV ad with the call centre operators. Not only is it a terrible ad but is also not true. I have home contents and roadside with them and when I quoted for car insurance they were $200 dearer than AAMI!

Yeah, it's so annoying. That chick with the red hair looks like a man.

 

[adelaide_40]

The kfc cricket adds.

And the good guys adds as well.

 

[hirdy_is_champ]

That try hard chrysler Barack Obama ad. Just **** off and die. Makes me want Chrysler to go broke. such a wank

 

[RUNVS]

That try hard chrysler Barack Obama ad. Just **** off and die. Makes me want Chrysler to go broke. such a wank

Agreed. What American ad agency thought that Australia's would want to hear a Obama impersonator in adverts.

 

[magic_johnson!]

the worksafe add where they are watching tv and there is an accident at the place where the familys dad is meant to be working. the main thing that pisses me off about the add is the girl's pink stripe in her hair. oh, she's gangster