Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 13 - Crows v Tigers Thurs June 6th 7:30pm AEST (AO)

[Elixuh]

If you ever copped a wack in the guts, when it's unexpected your abs aren't tense, so anything going in like a fist or elbow, will go right in and deep.

In the right spot, say if it hits the liver, you're gonna go down and stay down for a while.

I’ve built a protective layer of fat over my abs so that this can’t happen

 

[Plugger35]

The Crows aren't out of it but they will need Richmond to roll over in the last quarter like they did against Geelong last week.

 

[Rich the babe Evans]

He was nowhere Keane and came flying in from miles away. So dumb.

Save it for after the goal is kicked, if you need to do it

 

[OverseasCrowNA]

At least Richo attempts to crack a joke every now and then that sometimes comes off and has a bit of chemistry.


Joel is just flat out boring af.

Richo is better as a commentator when he isn't trying so hard. When he's more reserved he cracks jokes and gives decent input.

Shouldn't ever be paired with BT.

 

[Lach72]

Cumberland would have to be the dumbest campaigner god ever shoveled guts into

 

[SBYM]

How the fook did Adelaide look to be improving so much last year only to develop into this?

 

[HTPunter]

pathetic quarter by Adelaide. getting smashed in the middle., getting outworked in every aerial contest. Should have all the run in the legs with many mids getting no game time but the game could already be over. Good job Nicko

Also Richmond’s defenders would have covered twice the distance of the Crows forwards. Tigers defenders lead by Balta on their bikes and raring to go, heaps of intercepts from shitty Crows clearances, while Crows forwards are seagulls fighting over a chip for who can get the cheap goal.

 

[Black Saab]

Onya Yze.

 

[Grockadoc]

Kozi will probably get weeks for rhe elbow but seriously, you see him holding anf scragging all over Kozi 30m off the ball before the elbow.

 

[Foucault1989]

Absolute trash from Cumberland.

He'll be in a "Name these random players from the 2020s" in 20 years times and you'll genuinely be struggling to decide if it's Mansell, Dow, Campbell or Cumberland.

 

[WindyHillZephyr]

Is Cumberland the captain of the tanking committee?

 

[Spiral_Out]

I’ve built a protective layer of fat over my abs so that this can’t happen

Unless you're pretty ****in fat, like severely obese, an unexpected elbow in the guts even on a fatty will drop them easily.

 

[MisterMarcus]

Cumberland way too dumb.

Also Kosi has to go for that elbow, but an intentional elbow swing to the sternum is seen as less than than an accidental head clash/body brace/tackle.

Put it this way for Tigers fans, Mansell got 3 weeks last year for bracing after he & an opponent sprinted at a ball, and I’d take Mansell action as fair over Kosis every day of the week.

Don't think Tiger fans will be shedding any salt tears over that.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Still enough time for Richmond to collapse

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

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What a snapperhead.

 

[SC_Power]

Genuine question. Both these teams are playing off a 5 day break when 4 teams had a bye last week. Why? The AFL gets an American company to schedule the fixture. Geniuses

Goal umpire stuffed up a goal and cost the Crows finals last year.
Thursday night footy payback.

 

[darcytiger]

Cumberland way too dumb.

Also Kosi has to go for that elbow, but an intentional elbow swing to the sternum is seen as less than than an accidental head clash/body brace/tackle.

Put it this way for Tigers fans, Mansell got 3 weeks last year for bracing after he & an opponent sprinted at a ball, and I’d take Mansell action as fair over Kosis every day of the week.

Mate no one is complaining. He should be de-registered for that elbow IMO.

 

[Lyttelton Ranger]

Crows will run over the top of the Tiggers

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

lol they went with The Rocky Theme after that goal?

Why?

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Shouldn't ever be paired with BT.

BT is sitting in Melbourne because he missed his flight for the Triple M commentary job. Whats the bet it was deliberate?

 

[Footy_Fan2007]

lol they went with The Rocky Theme after that goal?

Why?

I’m pretty sure the players choose the song if they kick a goal.

 

[TerryWallet]

I see the suburban reserves ruckman is off the ground.

Whoda thunk he would do a groin in the superb condition he is in.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

lol they went with The Rocky Theme after that goal?

Why?

Because Radelaide

 

[DT_35]

Umpires BOG tonight. Home town umpires

 

[CoastersFlag No.5]

Hey Noah this is why you don't do that.