Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 9 - Blues v Demons Thurs May 9th 7:30pm AEST (MCG)

[Chief]

Yeahhh neither of these teams going anywhere

Obligatory Randopost. Thanks for being here.

 

[danster168]

you won the count 12-0 after halftime to win the count overall fwiw

what's the free kick count got to do with anything. How about the 10 htb's not paid. And the Van Rooyen dangerous tackle bs.

 

[KnaveyBlue]

Carlton win. Freo fans on suicide watch.

 

[T2B_]

Petty missing from 25m straight in front when Melbourne are on the march was massive. It’ll get lost amongst the last five mins but if KPPs can’t kick simple shots in low scoring games then they’ll lose.

He's not a forward's a-hole.

 

[The Casey Cat]

Yeahhh neither of these teams going anywhere

Disagree. Not much between Blues, Dees, Pies and Cats. All have strengths but also weaknesses that can make them look ordinary at times.

 

[Checksider]

As soon as the free kicks dried up so did Carlton’s scoring.

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Dont worry, just watch us in the Prelim when your longer there.

Like last year right?

 

[Vindicater]

Is there any footage of the dangerous tackle call? I was cooking some food when it happened so missed it.

 

[PerthBoy86]

Umpire needs to be called up for that dangerous tackle call, cost Melbourne the game

Carlton are an average side

Hope this will draw more attention to players playing for a dangerous tackle. Pisses me off. Aside from being unsportsmanlike its f**king dangerous. Idiots.

 

[NeutralFan]

12 goals 2 + 3 rushed
Good goalkicking is good football, you can dominate most areas of the game but Carlton won off accuracy, particularly 5 straight in the first quarter

 

[T2B_]

Yep certified hysterical stuff that

I figured it would probably give Dees fans as much of a complex as Freo fans, so yes pretty funny.

 

[Gavin Excell]

Carlton win. Freo fans on suicide watch.

Why?

 

[Mr Meow]

Not being able to score a single point in the first quarter is why Melbourne lost nothing to do with umpires

danster168 said at LEAST 3 Carlton goals that quarter were directly the result of umpires, and the rest of their scores from lucky bounces or dump kicks landing in laps (ironically this did happen in Melbourne's favour the week before, but such is life with this funny ball).

The rest of us saw Melbourne destroyed and then left themselves slightly too much to do. Nothing to do with the umpires.

 

[Elixuh]

Still some way to go to be as bad as Brisbane.

Brisbane are tanking for first rounder f/s and academy picks.

 

[kreuze_missile]

Good job dees. 5 mins of football without the umpires gifting Carlton and we finally get our game going. Not a coincidence.

Frees were 9-1 after we smoked you in the first. Only way you got a sniff.

 

[danster168]

Please we shut up shop and stopped playing the way that we were early on, made hard work of what should have been a 30-40 point win.

you mean the umps shut up shop.With neutral umps we win that by 4 goals. that's clear after tonight. The Van Rooyen dangerous tackle that disallowed our goal...yeah ok umpire. or the 5 holding the balls against Walsh not paid. pathetic

 

[Gavin Excell]

Melb need 2 x Tracc

One in midfield and one up forward

 

[Foucault1989]

Good job dees. 5 mins of football without the umpires gifting Carlton and we finally get our game going. Not a coincidence.

You need to learn how to cope. That's 3 close losses in a row. I know it hurts but you have to breath.

 

[Randomizor]

Obligatory Randopost. Thanks for being here.

Where else am I going to be? This is the only game on tonight lol

 

[Romeoh1]

Yeahhh neither of these teams going anywhere

lol- Codswallop.

 

[JyeDye]

As soon as the free kicks dried up so did Carlton’s scoring.

Did we even kick one off a free kick?

 

[Bunnings]

More then Cripps got in the middle

Agree… both are ball ups in the first quarter, umpire was getting aroused

 

[Snarls Barkley]

I'm not sure how Carlton have such a good under one goal win record.

Just turn four goal leads into holding on for dear life in the last seconds. Could go far if they learn how to finish games

 

[PerthBoy86]

Otoh Melbourne still generally look impotent in attack if JVR, Fritter and Kozzie aren't getting silver service. They require Trac going forward to actually lift them.

 

[BringFevBack2021]

what's the free kick count got to do with anything. How about the 10 htb's not paid. And the Van Rooyen dangerous tackle bs.

Bro he is lucky it wasn’t 50, he called the umpire a “dumb green skinny midget” and said he hoped that he got into an accident on the way home or something to that effect. Heard it on the broadcast and had to turn it up to hear it.

Probably get a good holiday too for that