AFL Sex Acts

[Shawt]

The Brent Harvey: porking a fat chick

aka: 'the uncontested possession'

 

[xellis8]

The Visy Green Ambassador: Pay a very expensive prostitute to do nothing.

 

[Beckstar]

The chipscab
You only root girls who are blind drunk, desperate and/or fat.

Jobe style
Sex on the floor in a sitting position.

 

[DO IT TO IT]

The Travis Cloke: sticking it in the wrong hole
The Cameron Mooney: sticking it in the wrong hole, on your honeymoon

 

[Tish]

The christian pie

Come twice in 50 years.

 

[kwame]

The Dustin Fletcher
Spoil your partners hopes of success by shoving a straight fist where it's not wanted.

love it!

or the dustin fletcher...still playing the field at 36yo

 

[DO IT TO IT]

The Channel 10 Commentary Team: going down on a prostitute
The Brad Ottens: pound away for an hour while repeatedly assuring your partner that you're "almost there"

 

[HarryTiger]

The Dustin Fletcher
Spoil your partners hopes of success by shoving a straight fist where it's not wanted.

The Hawthorn
Golden and brown showers.

 

[HarryTiger]

That's funny we have a wormhole in the space-time continuum, or a screwup with the forum. The logon screen was raised after my submit and I didn't get to it for a while.

And there's the Dustin Feltch-her, self explanatory.

 

[Mancey]

The Luke Ball

Pay a prostitute way more than they're worth for the first 2 roots, but basically get the third for nothing

 

[Tigeritis]

Hawthorn Medal
To sneak up behind a woman and give her the pounding of a lifetime, whilst wearing ice-skates.

 

[DO IT TO IT]

The Campbell Brown: crying afterwards

 

[TerryWallet]

The James Hird - " I did not have sexual relations with that woman".

 

[Dr Pool]

The Carlton

Root the ugliest girl in the world and think you are having sex with Miss Universe.

 

[BORK]

The Danyle Pearce

Show flashes of brilliance during foreplay but never actually go inside.

 

[I Blue Myself]

The most juvenile thread I have read on here, it is quite sad.

 

[Dr Pool]

The Gold Coast

You expected to be fantastic in bed but you are a premature ejectulator.

and you are not even allowed to have sex at your home.

 

[DirtyHeardy]

the chris judd
jizz in her eye

 

[DO IT TO IT]

The Alastair Lynch - falling asleep mid coitus
The Nathan Buckley - fingering a woman on her period and then wiping the blood on her chest

 

[Amber Guzzler]

The Tip-Rat:

Receiving a dodge pass from Montagna, but only getting a finger to it.

 

[Macca42]

The North Melbourne : Choking the Boris the Chicken ...

 

[Mancey]

The most juvenile thread I have read on here, it is quite sad.

Username: I Blue Myself

 

[absfab]

The Hawthorn.

You jagg a stray root by accident in 2008, and two and a half years later you're still telling everyone what a stud you are.

 

[The Dodger]

The most juvenile thread I have read on here, it is quite sad.

Username: I Blue Myself

I guess he wasn't talking in terms of the most juvenile user name though

 

[Pessimistic]

The Hawthorn.

You jagg a stray root by accident in 2008, and two and a half years later you're still telling everyone what a stud you are.

as opposed to your last being in 1995, but it was a 'real one" (allegedly) ?