AFLs most random name threads

[andypie]

I actually know a guy who's brother is named Mike Hunt. Not Michael, Mike.
One time he got pulled over by the cops. They asked for his licence, he showed it to them. The cop said, "Is this your real licence?" Mike replied that it was. The cop responded, "You've had a hard enough life" and just let him go.

poor c nt

 

[Marklar_33]

poor c nt

Thats his Brothers nckname

Pork

 

[The Sheriff]

....I'm so upset no one has mentioned "Dermott Brereton". And while we're at the Hawks, Gary Buckenara.

 

[krisholio14]

mario turco

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Graham Johncock.
Cooper Cronk, the Melbourne Storm player, has probably the best name going round in sporting circles ATM.

No, the best name in sporting circles at the moment is Netherland and PSV Eindhoven striker Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.

Imagine the commentators here - "And Wayne Schwass of South Warnamboool goes long, Carey of Wagga flies, the ball spills, and young Anthony Rock of Hadfield puts through the sealer while Brownless of Jerilderie looks on ashen faced. Ablett of Drouin is yet to kick a goal"

It would be great.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

The good thing about this thread is it shows how successfully our game has been able to embrace migrants arriving in Australia.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Rhan Hooper
Colm Begley

It should be added that in Ireland, especially the nationalist border counties, a name like Colm Begley is like being called Steve Brown here. Fairly common and nowhere near out of place.

Setanta O'hAilpin though, that's a bit wacky.

Its like being Ned Kelly son of the Ailpins.

 

[krisholio14]

neil hein

 

[Squeak]

Dallas Normington
John Fidge
Dean Lupson

Carl Dilena. Del tha Funky Homosapien wrote a song about him. Mr Carl Dilena, Mr Carl, Carl Delina.

 

[bushie]

Isn't there some bonehead NRL player called Phooey Phooey Moi Moi??

Go figure!!

 

[lenny&carl]

Bruce Dooperoozel

 

[krisholio14]

john cassin

maurice boyse

renato dintinosante

phillip plumb

dean chiron

jamie duursma

paul mifka

bill valli

 

[-VC-]

Mil Hanna.

 

[win news]

Mario Bortalotto (brought a lotto ticket)

I think it's funny.....