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Well there you go, that wasnt so hard was it?

Now thats some kind of life, it's not much, but it's something.

Hey, I'll buy you a beer. Just stay behind the yellow line ok?

Oh for sure and you thought I was dumb.;)
 
  • cousins with Jason Ball
  • Uncle played 2 games for West Coast
  • Met Jobe Watson tons of time
  • met barry round a few times
  • dads mates with Ted whitten (son of ej)
  • judd, watson, and richards played in the same club I play for
  • sisters friends dating luke ball
  • cousins friends dating Pavlich (last time I heard was 1 year ago so could have broken up)
  • met all the west coast boys in that richmond pub they go to
  • saw all the west coast boys at the airport last month
 
So how many minutes can you go under for?.


Strewth, I logged off for a while, imagining that the KY was going to run out.

But lo and behold, the Vegemite Valley action is still going.

Tigerboyz, I recently stated my thoughts re the lack of any genuine Richmond presence here on Bay 13

To echo a question already asked by H2F: where is your Tiger back-up, or have you been abandoned by the "Yellow and Black Feral Army" which would rather see you cop it up the clacker than rush to your defence ???

And carrying His own cross, they took Him to the place of the Skull . . .

Biffinator.
 
Although I have only joined this forum recently, and haven’t had much time to assess the intrinsic value of the volumes of drivel that are posted here, I can’t help but harbour a suspicion that you are not all complete nobodies (except maybe for Tigerboyz) out there in Bay 13-land.

Could it be that some of you bathe in the reflected glory of a football celebrity? Do you have an uncle who used to play for Melbourne? Or is your next door neighbour a Barry Hall from a bygone era?

Perhaps in other threads, you’ve been itching to name drop – a casual reference here, an innuendo there.

Well, here’s your chance to just blurt it out. If your PE teacher was a senior for the Lions or you live in the same street as the captain of Collingwood, let us hear about it.

To kick things off, I have a confession to make. I once dated Stephen Silvani’s sister.

Know him?!? …..

Well Hugh Jorden, I onced borrowed a VHS copy of Mandingo - a story of "forbidden lust" set in the Deep South, after it had been returned to the video-shop by a Sam Newman lookalike.

Is that good enough for you Sunshine?

Biffinator.
 

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Strewth, I logged off for a while, imagining that the KY was going to run out.

But lo and behold, the Vegemite Valley action is still going.

Tigerboyz, I recently stated my thoughts re the lack of any genuine Richmond presence here on Bay 13

To echo a question already asked by H2F: where is your Tiger back-up, or have you been abandoned by the "Yellow and Black Feral Army" which would rather see you cop it up the clacker than rush to your defence ???

And carrying His own cross, they took Him to the place of the Skull . . .


Biffinator.
I'm a one man army much like rambo so I don't need any back up biff.Besides most of them are good blokes so why would they want to come a flog central forum like this one?.;)
 
I'm a one man army much like rambo so I don't need any back up biff.Besides most of them are good blokes so why would they want to come a flog central forum like this one?.;)


You need back-up and you need it urgently.

Re-sleaving your arse weekly, must cost a fortune!
 
Errr, Tigerboyz, is that the Cranbourne Rubber Chicken Factory, in the "maintenance division" ?

This world-famous complex has quite a big car-park.

And additionally, it is all very well for you to say that you are the most hated, if not hateful, poster on this site, but let us not forget the Emperor Caligula's famous dictum:

"Let them hate me so long as they fear me."

Biffinator.
I think you'll find that's ...

"Let them hate us, so long as they fear us."
 
Forget tigerboyz, everyone on this thread is acting like complete knobs. Stop bleating about your superficial superiority....
 
Well Hugh Jorden, I onced borrowed a VHS copy of Mandingo - a story of "forbidden lust" set in the Deep South, after it had been returned to the video-shop by a Sam Newman lookalike.

Is that good enough for you Sunshine?

Biffinator.

I don't think you are being up front with us about how famous you really are. It was not a video you shared with Sam Newman, but a Caroline Wilson blow up doll.
 
I think that my opening statement in this thread has been proven correct by the 100 posts by Tigerboyz which prove beyond doubt that he IS a nobody. Not one lame claim to be within 6 degrees of separation from a footballer. That's pretty telling Tigger old boy. Do they see you coming and cross the street?
 
Errr, Tigerboyz, is that the Cranbourne Rubber Chicken Factory, in the "maintenance division" ?

This world-famous complex has quite a big car-park.
Biffinator.

Getting back on topic, Biff, I once had to personally deliver a consignment of no. 13, fluorescent orange rubber chickens to Dipper's old restaurant in Carlton. They were for many years an essential item on the menu, in the guise of Dipper's own creation: Chicken al'orange.
 
I'm a one man army much like rambo so I don't need any back up biff.Besides most of them are good blokes so why would they want to come a flog central forum like this one?.;)

This is grandeur.

I know that this Blaze of Glory is going to be irreparably lost when the thread falls into oblivion, Bay 13 is no more and we all turn into dust but someone - and I will take up the task if need be - needs to commemorate that at this point in time and space, perhaps for a mere twenty seconds in whatever his lifespan will be - Tigerboyz was a Master.

To be touched by the hand of God - there is no other possible explanation.

Biffinator.
 

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