Annual post your Grand Final drinking games for 2015

[LeverFever]

It's that time of year again, and with no team to genuinely support we all need something to keep ourselves amused.

What's your goto drinking game?

 

[YES! YES! YES!]

Every time West Coast kick a goal, I pray to Jesus to prevent the flag from leaving Victoria.

That being Jesus Costanole, Paraguay's Best Known Whisky.

 

[longsuffreosupp]

A shooter everytime the ump involves himself more than he should in the game.

Expect to get drunk quickly

 

[telsor]

I've got a radical game, but I think it'll catch on...it comes down to 2 questions.

Do you have a beer in hand?
Are you using your mouth for anything else at that time (talking, eating, shouting at the TV)?

If the answers are yes, and no respectively, then drink!
Any other combination, drinking is a mistake, and you will pay with embarrassment.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Drink each time Bruce asks a question.

You'll be smashed by the 10th minute mark, first quarter.

 

[rdhopkins2]

When Bruce says delicious or BT gives a Big Bad McEvoy, a goal is scored, a bad umpiring decision, Lake marks or Gibson spoils. A Gunston goal is worth a shot of spirits (if he is right to play).

 

[rEALdEAL86]

Drink everytime they mention Hodge as a good bloke or the champ

 

[THRILLHO]

Ignore the game, head to Bunnings to take advantage of the quiet trading hours, buy new season vegetable seedlings, potter around the garden, and drink every time you think of the preliminary final because you're still saltier than the Dead Sea. Drunk by lunchtime.

 

[boyOboy]

Take a drink every time the '3peat' is mentioned, or if someone praises Rioli for no reason.

 

[The Lemon]

I drink responsibly.

I have a small glass of wine each half.

 

[Suntory Boss Coffee]

Beer game only, well... you could try straight but yeah, your funeral and all.

Stevic free kick - 1 sip
West Coast free kick - 1 sip
Hawthorn free kick - 2 sip
So if Stevic awards any free kick, that is 2 sips.
Hawthorn or West Coast goal - 2 sips
Behind - 1 small sip
Rioli does something that "no one else can do", so you know, simple handballs and kicks, but the commentators must say something about it being miraculous - 2 sips
Matt Priddis kicks the ball - 2 sips
Sam Mitchell sidesteps - 2 sips
Paul Puopolo high tackle - 3 sips, this is higher sips as his ducking has been out of form the last few weeks.
Bruce asks a question? - 1 sip

I can't think of anything else, so reply with some other ones as well.


drink responsibly

 

[Franc de Borges]

The Grand Final is one of the few games I don't feel the need to drink heavily. Partly because I want to watch it, mainly 'cos Carlton isn't playing.

 

[mfcrox]

Try this if you want to risk putting yourself into an alcoholic coma:

1 sip = Each time Cyril Rioli gets mentioned, even if he had no involvement in the play whatsoever.

 

[JackOutback]

Drink everytime they mention Hodge as a good bloke or the champ

Add in every time McAvaney calls Puopolo 'Poppy', like they are somehow best mates, and you've got a big night ahead of you.

 

[telsor]

Try this if you want to risk putting yourself into an alcoholic coma:

1 sip = Each time Cyril Rioli gets mentioned, even if he had no involvement in the play whatsoever.

Only drink when he's mentioned and isn't in the play...you'll still get wasted.

 

[Cudi_420]

1 kick = take a sip
1 handball = take a sip
1 point = take a sip
1 goal = shot
1 free kick = shot
1 stoppage = shot

See you all in hell.

 

[Schulzenfest]

If Luke Hodge wins the Norm Smith medal, finish your drink. Then finish 5 more drinks. Then drive home.

 

[JD Tomahawk]

I usually just put all the players names in a hat. All guests pick a name or 2 depending on how many people are there. A possession is a good swig. And a goal is scull what you have left. Whether it be unopened just cracked or half way finished. If you have not much left and are a good sport you'll get another one and slam that down.
Been doing this since 2010. Might be a common game but it gets everyone up and about. After half time it gets so messy it usually stops unless someone remembers who ya have.

Usually played with beer or pre mixed stuff.

 

[Upgrayedd]

A shooter everytime the ump involves himself more than he should in the game.

Expect to get drunk quickly

please no i want to live

 

[SteppingTiger]

Occasionally have done '5 minutes of Fury' Each person pulls a player's name from a hat and in teh last five minutes of each quarter, every time that name is mentioned by a commentator, you have to have a shot of a particular concoction (no one every really remembers what we put in it, but it is powerful).

The year I got Luke Ball was messy, he was on the bench and they were still saying 'kicks the ball long'etc.....

 

[Bulldog1954]

Ours is simple - normally 7 or 8 of us. Each player is drawn from a hat - each person gets 4-5 players. Any disposal you have a skull, any goal they kick you finish your drink. If they win the norm smith you have to skull this premiership cup jug we have. We normally are in a few little wrinkles regarding commentary and things where everyone drinks

 

[SterlingArcher]

Beer game only, well... you could try straight but yeah, your funeral and all.

Stevic free kick - 1 sip
West Coast free kick - 1 sip
Hawthorn free kick - 2 sip
So if Stevic awards any free kick, that is 2 sips.
Hawthorn or West Coast goal - 2 sips
Behind - 1 small sip
Rioli does something that "no one else can do", so you know, simple handballs and kicks, but the commentators must say something about it being miraculous - 2 sips
Matt Priddis kicks the ball - 2 sips
Sam Mitchell sidesteps - 2 sips
Paul Puopolo high tackle - 3 sips, this is higher sips as his ducking has been out of form the last few weeks.
Bruce asks a question? - 1 sip

I can't think of anything else, so reply with some other ones as well.


drink responsibly

This must be the official AFL sanctioned drinking game because poster kindly reminded us to drink responsibly, Thank you AFL!

 

[SterlingArcher]

If Hodge is described as brave or courageous for overcoming a tough season, you have to finish your drink and the 3 fullest drinks of people near you by the end of the quarter.

 

[Suntory Boss Coffee]

If Hodge is described as brave or courageous for overcoming a tough season, you have to finish your drink and the 3 fullest drinks of people near you by the end of the quarter.

Then go for a drive responsibly

 

[Sauras]

Every time Stevic gives a shit decision that results in a Hawthorn goal... waters all round so you can at least last til half time