Jethro Q Walrustitty
Team Captain
Well, Lynchy's goals aren't much
He rarely moves out of the square
And there's Pikey's goals with his big drop punts
It just belies his lack of hair
A Nigel Lappin set shot
Leaves us all a nervous wreck
And a Ferret goal when he sharks the pack
It makes the hairs stand on your neck
I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella goals
The West Coast has Matera
And he goals from angles, tight
I dig a Dew torpedo from inside the centre square
It sails through at goalpost height
I've looked all 'round the AFL
And I've seen all kinds of goals
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to see Blake
Put through the bewtest goals in the world
I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella goals
He rarely moves out of the square
And there's Pikey's goals with his big drop punts
It just belies his lack of hair
A Nigel Lappin set shot
Leaves us all a nervous wreck
And a Ferret goal when he sharks the pack
It makes the hairs stand on your neck
I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella goals
The West Coast has Matera
And he goals from angles, tight
I dig a Dew torpedo from inside the centre square
It sails through at goalpost height
I've looked all 'round the AFL
And I've seen all kinds of goals
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to see Blake
Put through the bewtest goals in the world
I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella goals