Apologies to the Beach Boys

[Jethro Q Walrustitty]

Well, Lynchy's goals aren't much
He rarely moves out of the square
And there's Pikey's goals with his big drop punts
It just belies his lack of hair
A Nigel Lappin set shot
Leaves us all a nervous wreck
And a Ferret goal when he sharks the pack
It makes the hairs stand on your neck

I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella goals

The West Coast has Matera
And he goals from angles, tight
I dig a Dew torpedo from inside the centre square
It sails through at goalpost height
I've looked all 'round the AFL
And I've seen all kinds of goals
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to see Blake
Put through the bewtest goals in the world

I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella
I wish they all could be Caracella goals

 

[geebs]

Apologies to the beach boys? You have done them proud!

That’s a hit. Gold! Platinum even!

 

[NathanD]

Damn Charman, taking too much out of the Brown handbook.

Rubs teammates out and then gets rubbed out himself.

Any sign of Blake on the track?

PS I wonder what Jethro thinks of Number 12's electrifying snaps on the burst.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Jethro hasn't been to training for a couple of weeks due to work commitments, but apparently Blake has been back in full training this week and therefore would only be a week or two off.

Apparently he (Jethro) sits there motionless whenever number 12 does anything spectacular - except for spectacular clangers which cause him to shift uncomfortably in his seat and mutter things like "turnover king".

Good call on Emu.

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by geebs
Apologies to the beach boys? You have done them proud!

I have to agree. Jethro, you could have copped a massive spray from me, especially considering that happens to be one of my favourite songs in the world! But I loved it, and I'd like to ask permission to post it on my Beach Boys Yahoo Group, some of our Aussie fans will get a kick out of it!