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[richoatthedisco]

richoatthedisco thoughts?

Meh. Melbourne was the older, more experienced team. We lose 70% of the time in that situation. If you didn't back Melbourne you're not a punter's arseh*le. I did.

Hardwick has done a good job from where we were, but I don't think he's the man to take us further. I like Nathan Bassett. Leigh Tudor and Matty Knights will come up in discussions too, no doubt.

At least we're not drug cheats, tankers, or Carlton.

 

[schnoods]

I would like to apply for a public relations position.

I have an extensive amount of experience with coffee machines, repairing them too with a Swift Vickery punch.

Also have an extensive knowledge with microwaves and can operate the hot line to instruct on microwaving memberships.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Spud and Plough were both axed after four years - this is Dimma's 5th.

Neither Spud nor Plough were axed, they both resigned in the fifth year of their contracts. This is Dimma' sixth year. Other than that, well done, spot on.

 

[royals1922]

My knees are f..ked, I'm old and fat. I have however seen my team win a flag or two.

I'm in.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I have confidence in my coaching ability and have no doubt that within a short period of time I will have Richmond soaring the dizzying heights of ninth once more.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Meh. Melbourne was the older, more experienced team. We lose 70% of the time in that situation. If you didn't back Melbourne you're not a punter's arseh*le. I did.

Hardwick has done a good job from where we were, but I don't think he's the man to take us further. I like Nathan Bassett. Leigh Tudor and Matty Knights will come up in discussions too, no doubt.

At least we're not drug cheats, tankers, or Carlton.

Keep your greedy mitts off of Tudor. Lol ninthmond

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Neither Spud nor Plough were axed, they both resigned in the fifth year of their contracts. This is Dimma' sixth year. Other than that, well done, spot on.

Plough had no choice, he wouldn't have been offered a new contract - he was a dead man walking.

Geez, 6th year - even worse.

 

[Haduken]

Meh. Melbourne was the older, more experienced team. We lose 70% of the time in that situation. If you didn't back Melbourne you're not a punter's arseh*le. I did.

Hardwick has done a good job from where we were, but I don't think he's the man to take us further. I like Nathan Bassett. Leigh Tudor and Matty Knights will come up in discussions too, no doubt.

At least we're not drug cheats, tankers, or Carlton.

Yeah those older hands like Angus Brayshwaw and Jesse Hogan and Jay Kennedy-Harris sure showed you.

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

I got a 900 dollar suit and sleep on a 6000 dollar bed.
When do I start?

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I got a 900 dollar suit and sleep on a 6000 dollar bed.
When do I start?

Monday.

Backline coach

 

[richoatthedisco]

Yeah those older hands like Angus Brayshwaw and Jesse Hogan and Jay Kennedy-Harris sure showed you.

Melbourne was six months older per player, which is significant. They had 324 more games between them. We had 11 players who have played less than 50 games, four who have played less than 10. That's why I backed Melbourne. Did you?

 

[Upgrayedd]

I'ld take Steve Morris' position

Couldn't be any worse, Ill do it for half the money

 

[Haduken]

Melbourne was six months older per player, which is significant. They had 324 more games between them. We had 11 players who have played less than 50 games, four who have played less than 10. That's why I backed Melbourne. Did you?

I tipped Richmond, because for some ridiculous reason I thought your team wasn't a pack of pea-hearted front-running loser scrubs.

 

[womble54]

Meh. Melbourne was the older, more experienced team. We lose 70% of the time in that situation. If you didn't back Melbourne you're not a punter's arseh*le. I did.

Hardwick has done a good job from where we were, but I don't think he's the man to take us further. I like Nathan Bassett. Leigh Tudor and Matty Knights will come up in discussions too, no doubt.

At least we're not drug cheats, tankers, or Carlton.

Not drug cheats, tankers or Carlton.

Just really, REALLY, shit

 

[Starburns_]

Time to go back to one of our own...





...I will be putting my hand up, anyone who wants to join my staff can apply to me directly. I will be approaching Teach to be my senior assistant and toughen them up, he'll have them kicking campaigners in the head in no time.

 

[JustaBattler]

FMD - Bitchomnd you are just ...just...

really really bad at football

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Time to go back to one of our own...





...I will be putting my hand up, anyone who wants to join my staff can apply to me directly. I will be approaching Teach to be my senior assistant and toughen them up, he'll have them kicking campaigners in the head in no time.

I accept. I'd intentionally make you lose against North...but your mob do that well enough already.

 

[Darksidepoints]

Yeah those older hands like Angus Brayshwaw and Jesse Hogan and Jay Kennedy-Harris sure showed you.

Or Michie, Vanders, Newton and co.

What a dead set spud.

 

[royals1922]

Time to go back to one of our own...





...I will be putting my hand up, anyone who wants to join my staff can apply to me directly. I will be approaching Teach to be my senior assistant and toughen them up, he'll have them kicking campaigners in the head in no time.

Really need Haduken. Had to put with 2 years of shit and stuck fat. So your coaches at least have the hide of a rhino .

 

[bontshow]

I am clearly the best man for the job and I will need assistants so apply here.

Richmond is coaching cancer, soft club. Save yourself for somewhere else

 

[shiva25]

Melbourne was six months older per player, which is significant. They had 324 more games between them. We had 11 players who have played less than 50 games, four who have played less than 10. That's why I backed Melbourne. Did you?

Mate seriously this game had nothing to do with whos older or who had more experience in games. Tigers were soft as butter and that's why they lost

 

[Jesse Custer]

I'm only available part time.

 

[Haduken]

Really need Haduken. Had to put with 2 years of shit and stuck fat. So your coaches at least have the hide of a rhino .

Could I interest you in a nice close to the line supplement's regime? I know some guys..

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Mods, why the **** hasn't this thread been merged. **** me

Because Starburns_ is curled up in the foetal position and Bender_ is fried.

 

[LOLNORF6]

I'm only available part time.

the only team that would be interested in a part time coach would be norf