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[richoatthedisco]

Mate seriously this game had nothing to do with whos older or who had more experience in games.

You couldn't be more wrong.

Quoting this from a stats wizard on puntroadend.com.

Record of older teams over all games:

AgeDiff P W L D Win %
--------------------------------
< 0.5 4609 2360 2207 42 51.66
0.5-1.0 3925 2154 1730 41 55.40
1.0-1.5 2717 1580 1103 34 58.78
1.5-2.0 1695 1064 615 16 63.24
2.0-2.5 913 602 299 12 66.59
2.5-3.0 448 311 133 4 69.87
> 3.0 292 231 58 3 79.62
--------------------------------
Totals 14599 8302 6145 152 57.39

http://puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=23120.7800

Older teams win 57% of the time. When the difference is the age gap Melbourne had on us tonight, teams win 55% of the time. Under Hardwick, we've lost about 70% of games when the younger side, and won about 90% when we're the older team. That suggests his gameplan requires physical maturity to carry out.

If you bet on football, or take your tipping seriously, you're hamstringing yourself if you don't factor in the respective ages of the teams.

Back on topic, I've already said we need to look for a new coach. I suspect we've had our eyes peeled since about Round 9 last year.

 

[royals1922]

Because Starburns_ is curled up in the foetal position and Bender_ is fried.

Can you blame Starburns.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Time for a favourite son to come back to Richmond.

Yes, I'm talking about.......

 

[LOLNORF6]

There is a sense of inevitability that Hardwick will be sacked and I think that it is time for the denizens of the bay to take over.

I have won numerous trophies in FIFA and Football manager and I can get them higher then 9th on the ladder.

I am clearly the best man for the job and I will need assistants so apply here.

maybe, if you won a premiership in the "Kevin Sheedy AFL coach 2002" shitmond would think your coaching application would be more suitable

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Can you blame Starburns.

Can't blame him, I know that feel.

 

[Starburns_]

I'm not even sure what merge is supposed to happen?

 

[Fat Nyfe]

I have a 5 year plan. It will cost a lot of money and I can't tell you what it is but its good. Where do I sign?

 

[Gray Day]

I can detect which way the wind is blowing and provide this information to the Richmond captain.

I'm also the very first person in this thread to use this as a selling point

 

[elMM]

You couldn't be more wrong.

Quoting this from a stats wizard on puntroadend.com.

Record of older teams over all games:

AgeDiff P W L D Win %
--------------------------------
< 0.5 4609 2360 2207 42 51.66
0.5-1.0 3925 2154 1730 41 55.40
1.0-1.5 2717 1580 1103 34 58.78
1.5-2.0 1695 1064 615 16 63.24
2.0-2.5 913 602 299 12 66.59
2.5-3.0 448 311 133 4 69.87
> 3.0 292 231 58 3 79.62
--------------------------------
Totals 14599 8302 6145 152 57.39

http://puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=23120.7800

Older teams win 57% of the time. When the difference is the age gap Melbourne had on us tonight, teams win 55% of the time. Under Hardwick, we've lost about 70% of games when the younger side, and won about 90% when we're the older team. That suggests his gameplan requires physical maturity to carry out.

If you bet on football, or take your tipping seriously, you're hamstringing yourself if you don't factor in the respective ages of the teams.

Back on topic, I've already said we need to look for a new coach. I suspect we've had our eyes peeled since about Round 9 last year.

MELT

MELT MELT


MELTMELMTLMTLMELMRLMTLMLMTLMELMTLMELMELTM

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

CV FOR COCHING JOB
By Flamian Tardwick
​

- I hev a wiked sweet 5 yer plan to win premiairship flogs.
- Cockchin is a gawd.
- Crackdust Mertin is da fuchure of RFC.
- Richman has enuf telent to win lots of flogs in next 5 yers.
- Da song is gud and my frends wach Tigas play with der frends and heeps of uffa pepl make big croud.
- me wak up slepping giant and make Tigaz powafool agen.

 

[Purple Suit]

I have a 5 year plan. It will cost a lot of money and I can't tell you what it is but its good. Where do I sign?

5 year plan? I have a 7 year plan. 7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby.

Before I start, ask Dimma to step into my office, your ****ing fired.

 

[Mr Magic]

I have a 5 year plan. It will cost a lot of money and I can't tell you what it is but its good. Where do I sign?

When you become a FA we will sign you as we roar up the ladder Nat!!

 

[Mr Magic]

CV FOR COCHING JOB
By Flamian Tardwick
​

- I hev a wiked sweet 5 yer plan to win premiairship flogs.
- Cockchin is a gawd.
- Crackdust Mertin is da fuchure of RFC.
- Richman has enuf telent to win lots of flogs in next 5 yers.
- Da song is gud and my frends wach Tigas play with der frends and heeps of uffa pepl make big croud.
- me wak up slepping giant and make Tigaz powafool agen.

Again you guys need to stay of the crop liner

 

[richoatthedisco]

MELT

MELT MELT


MELTMELMTLMTLMELMRLMTLMLMTLMELMTLMELMELTM

Nup. I backed Melbourne. Paid for my weekend. Just explaining why I did.

We've still won more games than the Pufferfish. Or #lolnorf, Brett33.

 

[Gray Day]

CV FOR COCHING JOB
By Flamian Tardwick
​

- I hev a wiked sweet 5 yer plan to win premiairship flogs.
- Cockchin is a gawd.
- Crackdust Mertin is da fuchure of RFC.
- Richman has enuf telent to win lots of flogs in next 5 yers.
- Da song is gud and my frends wach Tigas play with der frends and heeps of uffa pepl make big croud.
- me wak up slepping giant and make Tigaz powafool agen.

Taylah Walker pls

 

[royals1922]

This bloke was an assistant and has won a premiership.

 

[Mr Magic]

This bloke was an assistant and has won a premiership.

He cracks me up on the TV though!!

 

[mulz]

I am happy to coach but from the comfort of my lounge room via Skype as I don't like to be spat upon. I have zero qualifications for this position, where do I sign.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Could I interest you in a nice close to the line supplement's regime? I know some guys..

As long as i get a holiday in france

 

[Mr Magic]

I am happy to coach but from the comfort of my lounge room via Skype as I don't like to be spat upon. I have zero qualifications for this position, where do I sign.

still prefer a slab of butter

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Maybe Dean Laidley can re-activate his Skype account

 

[JoseMourinho]

Hello!

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Glorious couch life - Midfield coach
Haduken - Head of sports science
royals1922 - Forwards coach
KFC boy can do what mark williams does
Starburns_ - Senior assisant
Tyler Durden007 - Head of cheer squad and fan relations
JoseMourinho - Defence
Allikat - head of strategy

With us in charge we will win the flag.

 

[JoseMourinho]

I've got the Bus

We have a house boat, bus

 

[richoatthedisco]

This bloke was an assistant and has won a premiership.

**** no.