Game Day Ashes 5: Benny Hill v Paul Hogan

[Triggering Tiger]

Joe root walks like he's a poker up his glubber!

 

[spudmaster]

Joe root walks like he's a poker up his glubber!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Oh shut up you poms you won nothin!

 

[Stronzo]

They won the moral ashes.

 

[Dinsdale]

Was in transit and missed all that, another terrible collapse.

Ashes retained, FU Bazball !

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Was in transit and missed all that, another terrible collapse.

Ashes retained, FU Bazball !

**** the Pomgolians. A despicable culture without few redeeming qualities. Abject useless like a lol Norf

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Nobody went on to make a ton after 5 batsmen got good starts and our bowling was piss poor at times especially in the second innings that cost us this test match plus the fact the umps cheated by giving the poms virtually a brand new replacement ball at the start of the 5th day. The most dissapointing aussie player for me was MM who had two brainfade batting digs and this is why he can't lock in spot in the aussie side. The player I'm most proud of who should hold his head up high was the murph who batted and bowled his heart out, well done murph I gained lots of respect for you fearless fly...

 

[Dinsdale]

Apparently the poms refused to have beers with our boys after the match.

 

[spudmaster]

Apparently the poms refused to have beers with our boys after the match.

Probably couldn't get the beer warmed up enough for their liking given the weather.
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