Asians!

[Scottroo]

Ok weve had the aboriginal thread, now its time for my ASIAN thread!

ive been thinking about asians and there seem to be FOUR different types of asians they go as follows-

Gang Asians-The typical, ill stab you if you look at me the wrong way asian...to be a gang asian you must-

-Wear long baggy jeans
-look intimidating
-pick on people half your age
-wag school/unemployed

The Nerd Asian-The, i got 99.9 for my uni entry rate, to be classified a nerd asian you must-

-Have Glasses
-Be Studying something harder then law
-Have bleached blonde, or normal hair
-CATCH BUSSES EVERYWHERE!

the small bussiness owner ASIAN..MUST HAVE

-be an owner of a small bussiness,eg an asian resturant
-have your kids always behind the desk with you, of your small bussiness
-have those ****n annoying beads hanging over your doorway!
-drive an oldskool sigma or something similar...

And Finally the, HOOKER BITCH asian... YOU MUST

-Stand on the corner of a street, in a tight black leather dress, even if there is sub arctic tempratures...
-say the words, 2 dolla sucky sucky, to a decent standard
-go off with any guy, who pulls out a 1 dolla coin
-have an STD


any1 agree with me?

 

[Ted Pellitis]

The blonde haired asians that hang around the city fit none of the above.

Maybe Funky Asians?? (The ones who you always see at Timezone on the dance machines)

 

[skipper kelly]

what about the I love you long time asian.

BTW. Im colour blind. All the same to me.

 

[Ted Pellitis]

Originally posted by Scottroo
and finally, the small bussiness owner ASIAN..MUST HAVE

I call these "Fry Rye" Asians

 

[Scottroo]

Originally posted by Ted Pellitis
The blonde haired asians that hang around the city fit none of the above.

Maybe Funky Asians?? (The ones who you always see at Timezone on the dance machines)

I classify them as nerd asians, they probly caught the bus from UNI, to time zone to practise there moves, if the actually went to an asian club, theys get stabbed by the gang members

 

[Bartholin Juice]

Originally posted by skipper kelly
what about the I love you long time asian.

Like on Full Metal Jacket. "Sucky sucky!"

 

[The Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Scottroo
and finally, the small bussiness owner ASIAN..MUST HAVE

-be an owner of a small bussiness,eg an asian resturant
-have your kids always behind the desk with you, of your small bussiness
-have those ****n annoying beads hanging over your doorway!
-drive an oldskool sigma or something similar...

any1 agree with me?

You forgot, "Must fight with partner in native language" went to an Asian resturant, we were waiting for the order, and the owner and his wife had a massive fight. Over what I really couldn't say, I guess in their own way they were being considerate and arguing in their language. Sometimes happens at this shop owned by this Greek guy, him and his wife go at it alot in Greek.

 

[Ricketts]

what about all the asians at crown casino with heaps of chips?

 

[Scottroo]

Re: Re: Asians!

Originally posted by The Scarecrow
You forgot, "Must fight with partner in native language" went to an Asian resturant, we were waiting for the order, and the owner and his wife had a massive fight. Over what I really couldn't say, I guess in their own way they were being considerate and arguing in their language. Sometimes happens at this shop owned by this Greek guy, him and his wife go at it alot in Greek.

Scarecrow,i thought about that, these are typically, Nerd asians who talk asian when on public transport, or in the uni libary...or small bussiness shop owners, maybe they dont want us to know the cat and dog is BURNING?

 

[Scottroo]

Originally posted by Ricketts
what about all the asians at crown casino with heaps of chips?

elderly nerd asians my friend, they work all week, then go off to the casino with there chips, seeing if they can outsmart the poker machines, and the roullette wheel

 

[Red_Devil]

And there's the type that deal drugs, get rich, and drive around flashy WRX's, & sports cars. Dammit, I'm goen' to hang with them. I want one of them cars.

 

[Jeffers]

What about the Karaoke singing asians? But i guess they could fit into all those categories cause every asian seems to love karaoke!

 

[Red_Devil]

Re: Re: Re: Asians!

Originally posted by Scottroo
Scarecrow,i thought about that, these are typically, Nerd asians who talk asian when on public transport, or in the uni libary...or small bussiness shop owners, maybe they dont want us to know the cat and dog is BURNING?

That actually ****es me right off. There is nothing more I hate, then someone who comes here, wanting to make a living, and doesn't even bother to speak our language.

 

[Hit And Rum]

Jeez this is a bit out of line isnt it. One of my best mates is a gay, aboriginal asian jew whose mother is catholic and father is a paedophile.

Come on lay off.

 

[Deegle]

Gotta agree with you scotty, i go to an all guys school in SE Melbourne and a quarter of the school are asian and damn theyre exactly like you just said!

 

[RooDog]

Originally posted by Scottroo
Ok weve had the aboriginal thread, now its time for my ASIAN thread!

ive been thinking about asians and there seem to be FOUR different types of asians they go as follows-

Gang Asians-The typical, ill stab you if you look at me the wrong way asian...to be a gang asian you must-

-Wear long baggy jeans
-look intimidating
-pick on people half your age
-wag school/unemployed

The Nerd Asian-The, i got 99.9 for my uni entry rate, to be classified a nerd asian you must-

-Have Glasses
-Be Studying something harder then law
-Have bleached blonde, or normal hair
-CATCH BUSSES EVERYWHERE!

the small bussiness owner ASIAN..MUST HAVE

-be an owner of a small bussiness,eg an asian resturant
-have your kids always behind the desk with you, of your small bussiness
-have those ****n annoying beads hanging over your doorway!
-drive an oldskool sigma or something similar...

And Finally the, HOOKER BITCH asian... YOU MUST

-Stand on the corner of a street, in a tight black leather dress, even if there is sub arctic tempratures...
-say the words, 2 dolla sucky sucky, to a decent standard
-go off with any guy, who pulls out a 1 dolla coin
-have an STD


any1 agree with me?

you missed the most basic of all their qualities!

they are the rudest race on earth!

 

[The Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Jeffers1984
What about the Karaoke singing asians? But i guess they could fit into all those categories cause every asian seems to love karaoke!

You mean like the guy on Australian Idol? Was going to check it out, but forgot, saw the ad.

 

[bunsen burner]

Where's the cheat in every assignment at uni asian?

 

[The Scarecrow]

Re: Re: Re: Asians!

Originally posted by Scottroo
Scarecrow,i thought about that, these are typically, Nerd asians who talk asian when on public transport, or in the uni libary...or small bussiness shop owners, maybe they dont want us to know the cat and dog is BURNING?

Whatever it was, it must have been pretty bad, one night at the Chinese shop in Glenorchy this woman went mental at her husband. The strange thing is, it also happened at a couple of others aswell.

 

[Bartholin Juice]

Originally posted by bunsen burner
Where's the cheat in every assignment at uni asian?

Haha

That's probably still the nerd Asian - they are so worried about failing that they have no confidence in all the hard study they've done, so they still hire a tutor to do their assignments/exams for them.

 

[bunsen burner]

Originally posted by Bartholin Juice
Haha

That's probably still the nerd Asian - they are so worried about failing that they have no confidence in all the hard study they've done, so they still hire a tutor to do their assignments/exams for them.

I grew up with this myth that all asians were super smart. Went to uni and learnt that at least 50% were cheats and didn't have a clue in most subjects.

 

[Bartholin Juice]

Originally posted by bunsen burner
I grew up with this myth that all asians were super smart. Went to uni and learnt that at least 50% were cheats and didn't have a clue in most subjects.

I don't think they are smarter, just tend to work harder - or at least, they have higher expectations.

 

[Stabber]

Re: Re: Asians!

Originally posted by RooDog
you missed the most basic of all their qualities!

they are the rudest race on earth!

No doubt about that. Asian people are unbelievably rude. If they ever bump into you on the street - no apology.

I'll never forget this one instance from years ago where a middle aged asian woman was sitting on a tram. Some old bloke sits across from her and says 'hello.' Without a word, she stands up, walks to the front of the tram and sits down. All those close by laugh in disbelief.

Asians - the rudest people on earth...and there's billions of them.

 

[Stabber]

Originally posted by bunsen burner
I grew up with this myth that all asians were super smart. Went to uni and learnt that at least 50% were cheats and didn't have a clue in most subjects.

That's right, they're no smarter than everybody else...they just work harder. Like you I was amazed how all the asians at high school were seemingly the most intelligent. It wasn't until I reached uni that he realised they just work their arses off and have no life.

 

[TheBloods]

Re: Re: Asians!

Originally posted by RooDog
you missed the most basic of all their qualities!

they are the rudest race on earth!

I would just point out there, that they are not the rudest race on earth, as I know plenty of Asian people who are nice and friendly and polite.

However, most of the Asian cultures are very rude relative to Western cultures. Then again, they often think the same thing about us.

What I do find annoying is that when travelling or moving to Asia you are expected to adopt the local customs and it is considered rude if you don't. However, that doesn't seem to happen in reverse.