Attention!! Fellow non-Essendon supporters. Ride with the Pies!

[Art Corvelay]

Normally I'd say **** y'all, but considering our dwindling crowd figures maybe we could do with a few people on the bandwagon

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

I would have thought we'd have the entire Hawthorn army on our side this week at a minimum. Hawks loathe the Bombers and we're their bitch so they most likely pity us anyway.

 

[Morganashlee]

I would have thought we'd have the entire Hawthorn army on our side this week at a minimum. Hawks loathe the Bombers and we're their bitch so they most likely pity us anyway.

We broke the streak, I think they are releasing a commemorative dvd

 

[Yidaki]

The army is growing stronger by the day Bombers.

Be scared.

 

[con_d]

I ask of you for one simple thing this coming Saturday afternoon:

Will you ride with us and help us defeat the evil Saruhird and his Essenjectors?

Fig. 1 - The united army front marching towards Saruhirds gates.
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Fig 2: Portrait of Saruhird after his trip to France.
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I ask of you all to drop your colours for this once and stand side by side by side with Collingwood on Saturday afternoon. Let us unite as one so that we can remind Essenjection of their cheating ways and that they will never be forgotten. Draw your swords, crossbows, and asterisks! Together, let us ride into the battlefield and defeat them and bring down the Saruhird once and for all!

Boo every ball that is grabbed by them. Boo Saruhird when he steps foot onto the sacred turf. Boo their sashy guernsey. Boo Jabber Jobe. Boo everything Essenjection related.

For this Saturday will be a mighty day. Paint yourselves in black and white for this one day and ride with us! Let it be known to them that together we are united for the right reasons, and ultimately for justice.

Ride with us my fellow non-Essendon supporters! Ride with us on Saturday!!! Side by side by side!

Down with the self-titled Prince himself, Saruhird! Boooo!

#ridewiththepies

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tldr

 

[windyhill]

and none since 2000

Essendon have been shit for last 15 years

And where the **** does that leave shitmond bretty boy ?

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

Considering that there'll be 90 odd thousand at the game, my professional calculations tell me that there'll be at least 30 thousand homes unattended during that game alone. Prime opportunity for me to get out there and earn a living.
The best support the rest of you can give is to go and watch the game at a pub and leave your homes to me. Don't forget to catch public transport. I like using different cars on my usual route.
Oh yeah
GAGF, barrack for the evidence shredders.

 

[Kabanna]

Seriously. I hope you both ****ing lose.

 

[Morganashlee]

Seriously. I hope you both ******* lose.

Have you guys won a game yet?

 

[Yidaki]

Seriously. I hope you both ******* lose.

Yeah, like that's going to happen. That's unrealistic bro.

lol Beams. lol Bears.

 

[Art Corvelay]

Have you guys won a game yet?

Surely they have. I mean, Beams!!!!!!

 

[Morganashlee]

Yeah, like that's going to happen. That's unrealistic bro.

lol Beams. lol Bears.

Lol loopy Leppa.

Look after Aisho for us, we will pick him up in October.

Surely they have. I mean, Beams!!!!!!

Beams + untouchables = All of the wins. Surely

 

[Kabanna]

Have you guys won a game yet?

No. But I don't know what that has to do with the amount I dislike 2 certain clubs playing each other on Anzac Day?

 

[Kabanna]

Yeah, like that's going to happen. That's unrealistic bro.

lol Beams. lol Bears.

True. I guess a draw will have to do then

 

[Yidaki]

Lol loopy Leppa.

Look after Aisho for us, we will pick him up in October.

Beams + untouchables = All of the wins. Surely

Haha! Suckd din' Bears!!

The Bears are just becoming a stockpile of midfielders for other teams to recruit from. Thanks Bears.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Have you guys won a game yet?

Yeah, like that's going to happen. That's unrealistic bro.

lol Beams. lol Bears.

Surely they have. I mean, Beams!!!!!!

Lol loopy Leppa.

Look after Aisho for us, we will pick him up in October.

Beams + untouchables = All of the wins. Surely

Haha! Suckd din' Bears!!

The Bears are just becoming a stockpile of midfielders for other teams to recruit from. Thanks Bears.

The Pies are becoming minnows in front of our very eyes

 

[Retired Jimmy]

2 teams where drugs run rife.......the only difference being, one is Collingwood.

Go Bombers!

 

[Yidaki]

2 teams where drugs run rife.......the only difference being, one is Collingwood.

Go Bombers!

You're dead to me Jimmy.

The Pies are becoming minnows in front of our very eyes

Ermm...yeah...nah.

 

[Morganashlee]

No. But I don't know what that has to do with the amount I dislike 2 certain clubs playing each other on Anzac Day?

We are just concerned about the development of Aisho. We've put him on layby til October, try not to Jack Watts him before we collect.

 

[Yidaki]

We are just concerned about the development of Aisho. We've put him on layby til October, try not to Jack Watts him before we collect.

lols. layby. I like it!

 

[Kabanna]

We are just concerned about the development of Aisho. We've put him on layby til October, try not to Jack Watts him before we collect.

Did his mum move to Collingwood? Oh dear..

 

[Morganashlee]

The Pies are becoming minnows in front of our very eyes

This is equalisation BJD, nobody is below being kicked when they're down.

 

[BigJoeD_]

This is equalisation BJD, nobody is below being kicked when they're down.

We're in a thread submitted by Pies flogs actually begging neutrals to support their team in the biggest non-final game of the season.

When that didn't work out, said Pies flogs have had to resort to trolling one of the true, battling minnows of the league.

Poor Shawt and even that flog vjknight would be begging for this thread to magically disappear.

It's a true reflection of where the Pies find themselves in the pecking order, and I for one find it amusingly satisfying

 

[JustaBattler]

This is equalisation BJD, nobody is below being kicked when they're down.

Give it a few more years - and you will embrace the sweet pain

 

[Morganashlee]

We're in a thread submitted by Pies flogs actually begging neutrals to support their team in the biggest non-final game of the season.

When that didn't work out, said Pies flogs have had to resort to trolling one of the true, battling minnows of the league.

Poor Shawt and even that flog vjknight would be begging for this thread to magically disappear.

It's a true reflection of where the Pies find themselves in the pecking order, and I for one find it amusingly satisfying

I already showed my disdain for the thread when I first read it.

It's hard for us BJD, we aren't the most hated anymore after what you guys have done. The fact that neutrals have come in here and agreed with Yids make me sick. You have taken our spot atop the most hated list, now we are left kicking cans down the street and throwing rocks at the Brions for the lulz.

Talk about low hanging fruit

We have not one, but TWO positive Performance Enhancing drug tests and it's barely spoken of. The b samples were last week and we've destroyed the evidence and still nobody has ****ing noticed. FFS what more can we do?!