- May 26, 2003
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Having just taken a peak at the Hawks board (which is something I don't normally do before a game - visit the opposition board; although I did last week and it has to be said that Sydney fans are a pretty classy bunch), I am quite taken with the way their supporters are discussing the upcoming game on Saturday. It goes something like this:
Hawks Poster 1 (HP1): F*** yeah my dick is bigger than theirs, we got this one.
HP2: yeah mine too, in fact I got a much bigger dick, they won't know what hit them.
HP3: shit yeah, mine is also bigger. F*** we all got bigger dicks than theirs.
HP1: yeah, boys, we show our dicks here all the time, they will be too scared to show their little dicks at the MCG. Their dicks hardly even know where the MCG is. Our nine inch nails OWN the MCG.
HP2/HP3/HP4 et al: F*** yeah - our dicks are made for the MCG!
Freo Poster 1 (FP1): Umm fellas, it's not all about how big your appendages are, it's also about what you do with them. We're pretty good with ours too you know.
HP1: yeah but yours are gay dicks cos they're purple.
HP2/3/4 etc: Lol lol lol lol lol... Yeah, we can have as many dick measuring contests as we want here cos this is our board so excuse us while we keep telling each other we got this cos we KNOW we got bigger ones than yours. You can have sensible footy talk on your board if you want, but this is our board, so if we want to be cocky dicks we can. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.
FP2: We played a high pressure game against Sydney and we beat Geelong in Geelong - will your guys who are used to a more free flowing game be able to handle this?
Hawthorn Moderator: Stop trying to have a proper discussion on our board while we are all busy telling each other how awesome our dicks are. You won't be warned again.
HP3: We'll kill them. Ross Lyon has killed footy - he's probably cut his dick right off, that's how shit his game plan is. F*** Ross Lyon and f*** the shit footy he plays.
etc etc etc
Geez they're ridiculous.
Hawks Poster 1 (HP1): F*** yeah my dick is bigger than theirs, we got this one.
HP2: yeah mine too, in fact I got a much bigger dick, they won't know what hit them.
HP3: shit yeah, mine is also bigger. F*** we all got bigger dicks than theirs.
HP1: yeah, boys, we show our dicks here all the time, they will be too scared to show their little dicks at the MCG. Their dicks hardly even know where the MCG is. Our nine inch nails OWN the MCG.
HP2/HP3/HP4 et al: F*** yeah - our dicks are made for the MCG!
Freo Poster 1 (FP1): Umm fellas, it's not all about how big your appendages are, it's also about what you do with them. We're pretty good with ours too you know.
HP1: yeah but yours are gay dicks cos they're purple.
HP2/3/4 etc: Lol lol lol lol lol... Yeah, we can have as many dick measuring contests as we want here cos this is our board so excuse us while we keep telling each other we got this cos we KNOW we got bigger ones than yours. You can have sensible footy talk on your board if you want, but this is our board, so if we want to be cocky dicks we can. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.
FP2: We played a high pressure game against Sydney and we beat Geelong in Geelong - will your guys who are used to a more free flowing game be able to handle this?
Hawthorn Moderator: Stop trying to have a proper discussion on our board while we are all busy telling each other how awesome our dicks are. You won't be warned again.
HP3: We'll kill them. Ross Lyon has killed footy - he's probably cut his dick right off, that's how shit his game plan is. F*** Ross Lyon and f*** the shit footy he plays.
etc etc etc
Geez they're ridiculous.