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Shame, I have already taken out TJASTA once this season


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the only thing you take out is the trash because you are garbage
anyway hope we lose
I would take myself out. I'm the best company I know.

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either you are a virgo (like myself) or full of sh*t
i am guessing the latter
I'm neither, I have a god complex.

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yep full of sh*t
i LOVE being right :)
Technically I'm full of hair, organs, blood and food.

But I have been pretty constipated for a few days so part of your above statement could be right.
no you are full of puss and blood loser
Now that the pleasantries are over the two captains are engaging in some argey bargey, which should make for a spicy match. You absolutely love to see it!!
 
Now that the pleasantries are over the two captains are engaging in some argey bargey, which should make for a spicy match. You absolutely love to see it!!
mate that's not even one
anything hope we lose :)
 
Grand Final - Animals v Artists First Half
Here we go!!!!!

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1 : 0 {C} - Long tap from Muddiemoose.
1 : .07 {rW} - Supersuns threads his way through traffic.
1 : .12 {lW} - Strigoi screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : .16 {lW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by DockerDen5215.
1 : .18 {rW} - DockerDen5215 slowing down the play.
1 : .22 {rW} - DockerDen5215 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : .26 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Barrybran.
1 : .3 {rHFF} - Barrybran has time to take a bounce.
1 : .32 {lHFF} - Handballs to TJASTA.
1 : .36 {lHFF} - TJASTA seems to like his chances ....
1 : .4 {lHFF} - That would have been Goal of the Year if it wasnt a behind..
Artists : 0.1.1
Animals : 0.0.0

1 : .49 {FB} - So Wosh ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : .51 {rHBF} - A long pass towards Riviat.
1 : .55 {rHBF} - Poor option and TJASTA makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : .59 {lHFF} - The ball is now with TJASTA.
1 : 1.01 {lHFF} - TJASTA takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 1.05 {lHFF} - TJASTA bombs it into the forward line.
1 : 1.09 {lHFF} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Artists : 1.1.7
Animals : 0.0.0


A stirring start from Artist captain TJASTA! He says he wants to lose but then comes out firing.
 
1 : 1.13 {C} - Muddiemoose too strong at the bounce.
1 : 1.52 {rW} - Supersuns has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.52 {rW} - Handpass to space. pantskyle runs onto it.
1 : 1.52 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 1.52 {lHFF} - Marlowe plants a foot on GWS Goose's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 1.52 {CHB} - Now manangatang has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.52 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but Marlowe is up to the challenge.
1 : 1.55 {rHBF} - Fires out the handpass to The Half Back.
1 : 1.55 {lW} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 1.55 {lW} - guero takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
1 : 1.55 {lW} - guero has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.57 {CHF} - Metalcrusher makes an offer.
1 : 2.01 {CHF} - Matera92 reads the kick best and marks well in front of Metalcrusher.
1 : 2.03 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking Riviat.
1 : 2.07 {lW} - Long raking kick in the direction of Strigoi.
1 : 2.11 {lW} - But he picks out DockerDen5215.
1 : 2.15 {rW} - DockerDen5215 looking for a lead.
1 : 2.17 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to Barrybran.
1 : 2.21 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to The Half Back.
1 : 2.25 {rHFF} - This could be goal of the match.
1 : 2.3 {rHFF} - A poster! one behind.
Artists : 1.2.8
Animals : 0.0.0

1 : 2.35 {FB} - Freofalcon has it.
1 : 2.4 {rHBF} - That kick makes it hard for Riviat.
1 : 2.44 {rHBF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 2.48 {rHBF} - Riviat weaves through the congestion.
1 : 2.5 {rHBF} - He handpasses to haydo.
1 : 2.54 {C} - Kicks in the direction of Pugsley.
1 : 2.58 {C} - Antonio Bluevein comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 3.02 {C} - Antonio Bluevein with all the time in the world.
1 : 3.05 {C} - Antonio Bluevein can't pull the wool over the umpire's eyes that was deliberate.
1 : 3.09 {C} - So Pugsley ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 3.13 {rW} - Supersuns receives his handpass.
1 : 3.17 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. Muddiemoose runs onto it.
1 : 3.19 {rHFF} - Barrybran applies a beautiful smother.
1 : 3.23 {lHBF} - beez has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.27 {rW} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 3.31 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 3.33 {rW} - The ball is now with DockerDen5215.
1 : 3.37 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Dingster.
1 : 3.42 {rHFF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 3.46 {rHFF} - Sails through the big sticks for number 1.
Artists : 2.2.14
Animals : 0.0.0


Big goal from Dingster. Looks like the Artists are kicking with the wind in the opening quarter. Great toss to win by TJASTA.
 

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1 : 3.5 {C} - Mozzie19 waits and wins the hitout.
1 : 3.56 {lW} - The ball is now with guero.
1 : 4 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Mozzie19.
1 : 4.04 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to Dingster.
1 : 4.07 {lFP} - A kick towards fitzroybowiedog territory.
1 : 4.1 {lFP} - Freofalcon reads the kick best and marks well in front of fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 4.15 {rBP} - Freofalcon wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 4.19 {rBP} - Freofalcon is chased down by fitzroybowiedog - great effort!.
1 : 4.21 {lFP} - fitzroybowiedog breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 4.25 {lFP} - What a tackle by Freofalcon.
1 : 4.29 {FB} - Wosh takes them on.
1 : 4.33 {lBP} - He kicks sideways towards Maylandsman.
1 : 4.35 {lBP} - Poor option and eth-dog makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 4.39 {lFP} - fitzroybowiedog is now off and running.
1 : 4.43 {lFP} - fitzroybowiedog trying to put his stamp on the game.
1 : 4.48 {lFP} - Did Freofalcon manage to get a finger to it? He did.
Artists : 2.3.15
Animals : 0.0.0

1 : 4.54 {FB} - With the ball is Freofalcon.
1 : 4.58 {lBP} - Maylandsman runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 5.02 {lBP} - Great bump by eth-dog. Maylandsman has not moved.
1 : 5.04 {rFP} - eth-dog has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 5.09 {rFP} - Handballs to Mozzie19.
1 : 5.12 {rFP} - Mozzie19 lines it up from forty metres.
1 : 5.16 {rFP} - And Mozzie19 doesn't disappoint us.
Artists : 3.3.21
Animals : 0.0.0


Mozzie19 with a goal now. The Animals are under the pump here.
 
1 : 5.2 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
1 : 5.26 {C} - Antonio Bluevein takes them on.
1 : 5.31 {lHFF} - That kick makes it hard for TJASTA.
1 : 5.35 {lHFF} - TJASTA spills the mark.
1 : 5.37 {lHFF} - TJASTA looks downfield.
1 : 5.41 {CHF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 5.45 {CHF} - Metalcrusher outbodies Matera92 and takes a brilliant mark.
1 : 5.49 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Metalcrusher.
1 : 5.51 - <<< TedDougChris is coming on to replace fitzroybowiedog >>>
1 : 6 {CHF} - With the ball is Metalcrusher.
1 : 6.04 {C} - No-look handpass to The Half Back.
1 : 6.06 {lW} - He handpasses to guero.
1 : 6.1 {rW} - Long handpass to the running DockerDen5215.
1 : 6.15 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 6.18 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Mozzie19.
1 : 6.2 {CHF} - A short kick to Metalcrusher.
1 : 6.25 {CHF} - Metalcrusher has one two three bites of the cherry and it's paid.
1 : 6.28 {CHF} - Metalcrusher has it.
1 : 6.33 {CHF} - Metalcrusher has latched onto a torp!.
1 : 6.37 {CHF} - Matera92 gets a hand to it just in time.
Artists : 3.4.22
Animals : 0.0.0

1 : 6.43 {FB} - So Maylandsman ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 6.47 {FB} - Handpasses to haydo.
1 : 6.51 {FB} - haydo has time to take a bounce.
1 : 6.53 {FB} - Holding the ball.
1 : 6.57 {FF} - Nobody's checking The Filth Wizard.
1 : 7.01 {FF} - The Filth Wizard screws it round his body.
1 : 7.05 {FF} - Top goal.
Artists : 4.4.28
Animals : 0.0.0


Artist full forward The Filth Wizard joins the party now.
 
1 : 7.08 {C} - Mozzie19 gets the ball down.
1 : 7.16 {lW} - Strigoi with the ball now.
1 : 7.2 {lW} - Quick hands to pantskyle.
1 : 7.22 {lW} - pantskyle dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 7.26 {CHB} - Quick hands to Matera92.
1 : 7.3 {CHB} - Muddiemoose on the end of this.
1 : 7.34 {rHBF} - He elects to use Riviat and kicks in that direction.
1 : 7.39 {rHBF} - He can't hold it.
1 : 7.41 {lHFF} - TJASTA tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 7.45 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running The Half Back.
1 : 7.49 {lHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
1 : 7.53 {lHFF} - Goal!? No. The goal umpire signals it was touched.
Artists : 4.5.29
Animals : 0.0.0

1 : 7.59 {FB} - Maylandsman looks downfield.
1 : 8.03 {rHBF} - Passes to Riviat by hand.
1 : 8.07 {lW} - Strigoi and DockerDen5215 jostle for position.
1 : 8.1 {lW} - DockerDen5215 intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : 8.14 {rW} - Now DockerDen5215 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.18 - <<< DemonJim is coming on to replace Antonio Bluevein >>>
1 : 8.24 {rW} - DockerDen5215 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.28 {rW} - Barrybran on the end of this.
1 : 8.32 {rW} - Great tackle on Barrybran.
1 : 8.36 {lW} - With the ball is Strigoi.
1 : 8.38 {rHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of Chipmunk.
1 : 8.43 {rHFF} - Chipmunk can't take it.
1 : 8.46 {rHBF} - Marlowe signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 8.51 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Mozzie19 was well placed to clean up.
1 : 8.55 {lW} - Long raking kick in the direction of guero.
1 : 8.56 {lW} - Running back with the flight of the ball is guero! Brave mark.
1 : 9.01 {lW} - guero has it.
1 : 9.05 {CHF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 9.09 {CHF} - Poor option and Matera92 makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 9.11 {CHB} - With the ball is Matera92.
1 : 9.16 - <<< BallaratBulldog is coming on to replace Riviat >>>
1 : 9.23 {CHB} - Matera92 to send the ball forward.
1 : 9.26 {CHB} - Bit of an ankle-tap from Matera92.
1 : 9.3 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Dingster.
1 : 9.34 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 9.38 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 9.4 {FF} - Wosh is in the way and will mark.
1 : 9.45 {lBP} - Maylandsman has it.
1 : 9.48 {lBP} - eth-dog applies the tackle on Maylandsman.
1 : 9.52 {rFP} - eth-dog with the ball now.
1 : 9.55 {rFP} - eth-dog from thirty metres.
1 : 9.59 {rFP} - eth-dog adds a behind to his team's tally.
Artists : 4.6.30
Animals : 0.0.0

1 : 10.07 {FB} - Now Maylandsman has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.11 {lHBF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 10.13 {lHBF} - Western Stand Warrior is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 10.18 {rHFF} - Dingster to send the ball forward.
1 : 10.22 {CHF} - He involves Metalcrusher in the play.
1 : 10.25 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Mozzie19.
1 : 10.28 {CHF} - Quick hands to Metalcrusher.
1 : 10.32 {FF} - Gets a handpass away to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 10.36 {FF} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
1 : 10.4 {FF} - And The Filth Wizard doesn't disappoint us.
Artists : 5.6.36
Animals : 0.0.0


The Filth Wizard with two in a row. Can the Animals respond?
 
1 : 10.42 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Mozzie19.
1 : 10.5 {rW} - DockerDen5215 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.54 {CHF} - He looks for Metalcrusher.
1 : 10.56 {CHF} - Matera92 reads the play better and marks.
1 : 11.01 {CHB} - Matera92 hits the ground running.
1 : 11.04 {rW} - Supersuns presents on a long lead.
1 : 11.08 {rW} - The ball spills free.
1 : 11.13 {lW} - The ball is now with guero.
1 : 11.15 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily Mozzie19 was well placed to clean up.
1 : 11.19 {lHFF} - He involves The Half Back in the play.
1 : 11.23 {lHFF} - The Half Back dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 11.25 {FF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 11.3 {FF} - Wosh reads the kick best and marks well in front of The Filth Wizard.
1 : 11.34 {rBP} - Freofalcon breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 11.38 {lHBF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 11.41 {lHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 11.44 {lHBF} - Western Stand Warrior weaves through the congestion.
1 : 11.48 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to haydo.
1 : 11.52 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 11.56 {lBP} - Finds Muddiemoose with a handball.
1 : 11.58 {lBP} - Muddiemoose dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 12.03 {lBP} - eth-dog gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 12.06 {rFP} - eth-dog with some space now.
1 : 12.1 {rFP} - eth-dog sells the dummy and has a shot.
1 : 12.13 {rFP} - It's a goal.
Artists : 6.6.42
Animals : 0.0.0


Respond? The need to turn up first! eth-dog now joins the party.
 
1 : 12.17 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Mozzie19.
1 : 12.25 {rW} - The Half Back turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 12.27 {rW} - The Half Back is crunched in a tackle by pantskyle.
1 : 12.31 {rW} - Supersuns with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 12.36 {lW} - He transfers play using Strigoi.
1 : 12.4 {lW} - Strigoi can't mark but is able to control it.
1 : 12.41 {lW} - Now Strigoi has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.46 {lW} - Strigoi is chased down by DockerDen5215 - great effort!.
1 : 12.5 {lW} - The ball is now with guero.
1 : 12.54 {lW} - guero dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 12.58 {rHFF} - Kicks to a contest - Dingster looks to get to thre front.
1 : 13 {rHFF} - But in the way is Western Stand Warrior.
1 : 13.04 {rHBF} - Now BallaratBulldog has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13.08 {lHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 13.12 {lHBF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 13.15 {lHFF} - TJASTA wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 13.19 {FF} - His kick is towards The Filth Wizard.
1 : 13.23 {FF} - Wosh was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
1 : 13.27 {FB} - Wosh slowing down the play.
1 : 13.29 {FB} - Wosh didn't see that tackle coming from The Filth Wizard.
1 : 13.33 {FF} - With the ball is The Filth Wizard.
1 : 13.37 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
1 : 13.41 {FF} - The Filth Wizard doesn't let us down.
Artists : 7.6.48
Animals : 0.0.0


Three for The Filth Wizard now and captain TJASTA is furious!!
 
1 : 13.43 {C} - Mozzie19 too strong at the bounce.
1 : 13.52 {C} - Who wants it? DemonJim does. Great stuff.
1 : 13.56 {rHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 13.58 {rHFF} - Western Stand Warrior must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 14.02 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is Western Stand Warrior.
1 : 14.06 {rW} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 14.1 {rW} - Supersuns stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
1 : 14.14 {rW} - The ball is now with Supersuns.
1 : 14.16 {rW} - That's a monster kick ....
1 : 14.21 {rW} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from Supersuns.
Artists : 7.6.48
Animals : 1.0.6


Oh thank goodness for that! Supersuns gives the Animals some hope.
 

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