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Aloha Floggerinos,
The time has finally come to choose your Bay Poster of the Year (POTY) for 2014!
Here's a list of the top 10 candidates and their total nomination votes, as chosen by you:
oogac - 52: The certified Bay legend put in his biggest year yet with some of his funniest work that not only went viral with the Buddy video, but also truly encompassed us flogs with his tireless efforts with the Bay Monopoly boards. Can he do the threepeat?
B0SK - 40: Despite missing a fair chunk of the year on what he described as "a soul searching trip to San Francisco", B0SK still polled exceptionally well. Can the self-described "Scourge of Essendon" finally take out the coveted POTY award? And if he does will it be followed up by a poorly spelt PM to Geelong supporters?
Duritz - 26: Fresh from a stint in BF's Guantanamo Bay facility, the Bays equivalent of a village drunkard polled well as usual. And despite being a morbidly obese ginger with "wrands", we love still love him.
Jazny - 26: Whatever you want to call it, it polled well despite the majority of it's efforts ending up in the divvy, and is loving every morsel of attention it gets. Will a razor sharp wit and a gender identity disorder get it over the line?
Shawt - 26: Ahhh Shawt. I imagine he posts from a room he calls "The Den" that has a bear skin on the floor, whilst sipping cognac from one of those big glasses that he swills between each sip. One of the cleverest posters on the Bay, despite carrying the handicap of being a fan of Australia's most hated sporting club (sorry Essendon, but you're still minnows in that race).
Mofra - 23: Even though he's been described as a "hipster doofus" by anyone that has met him in person, this guy still brings the laughs in bucket loads in between cracking on to Uni chicks half his age. Will the ex-Bay mod have brought enough to be crowned POTY though?
royals1922 - 21: Probably the Bays hardest worker, royals is the kinda bloke that brings a vast array of knowledge and material to the board but is still down to Earth enough to have a laugh about his own team. One of my personal favourites for the year.
KardiniaPark - 14: Another poster to miss a decent chunk of the year after tag teaming Bombers 2003 (I know what I said), he still managed to make the top ten on the back of many a sexual orientation based joke. Another of my personal nominees, despite his propensity for lurking in bushes outside of apartment complexes. Good luck to Spank Williams' #1 stalker.
El Dubya - 14: A massive year from the Bay's 2014 Rising Flogstar who has won a place in many of our hearts (despite them being cold, black and dead). Expect big things from him next year, as well as many 'likes' from this stinky monkey.
Marto_ - 10: And rounding out the top 10 we have Marto_, one of the few West Horshamites that ventures outside of their insipid shit fights to give us all a laugh (and occasionally a melt). It's a fine line between flog and POTY, but Marto_ treads it perfectly, making others melt with ease. The mods have also agreed that if he takes out POTY, we'll chuck in a free can of couch cleaner, so please consider.
So get to voting flogettes. Use your hooves, paws, sausage rolls, beaks, anuses, fat man sticks and whatever materials and extremities you can find to mash the button like mottrain has found it on sale for $19.99 and choose your Bay POTY for 2014!
The time has finally come to choose your Bay Poster of the Year (POTY) for 2014!
Here's a list of the top 10 candidates and their total nomination votes, as chosen by you:
oogac - 52: The certified Bay legend put in his biggest year yet with some of his funniest work that not only went viral with the Buddy video, but also truly encompassed us flogs with his tireless efforts with the Bay Monopoly boards. Can he do the threepeat?
B0SK - 40: Despite missing a fair chunk of the year on what he described as "a soul searching trip to San Francisco", B0SK still polled exceptionally well. Can the self-described "Scourge of Essendon" finally take out the coveted POTY award? And if he does will it be followed up by a poorly spelt PM to Geelong supporters?
Duritz - 26: Fresh from a stint in BF's Guantanamo Bay facility, the Bays equivalent of a village drunkard polled well as usual. And despite being a morbidly obese ginger with "wrands", we love still love him.
Jazny - 26: Whatever you want to call it, it polled well despite the majority of it's efforts ending up in the divvy, and is loving every morsel of attention it gets. Will a razor sharp wit and a gender identity disorder get it over the line?
Shawt - 26: Ahhh Shawt. I imagine he posts from a room he calls "The Den" that has a bear skin on the floor, whilst sipping cognac from one of those big glasses that he swills between each sip. One of the cleverest posters on the Bay, despite carrying the handicap of being a fan of Australia's most hated sporting club (sorry Essendon, but you're still minnows in that race).
Mofra - 23: Even though he's been described as a "hipster doofus" by anyone that has met him in person, this guy still brings the laughs in bucket loads in between cracking on to Uni chicks half his age. Will the ex-Bay mod have brought enough to be crowned POTY though?
royals1922 - 21: Probably the Bays hardest worker, royals is the kinda bloke that brings a vast array of knowledge and material to the board but is still down to Earth enough to have a laugh about his own team. One of my personal favourites for the year.
KardiniaPark - 14: Another poster to miss a decent chunk of the year after tag teaming Bombers 2003 (I know what I said), he still managed to make the top ten on the back of many a sexual orientation based joke. Another of my personal nominees, despite his propensity for lurking in bushes outside of apartment complexes. Good luck to Spank Williams' #1 stalker.
El Dubya - 14: A massive year from the Bay's 2014 Rising Flogstar who has won a place in many of our hearts (despite them being cold, black and dead). Expect big things from him next year, as well as many 'likes' from this stinky monkey.
Marto_ - 10: And rounding out the top 10 we have Marto_, one of the few West Horshamites that ventures outside of their insipid shit fights to give us all a laugh (and occasionally a melt). It's a fine line between flog and POTY, but Marto_ treads it perfectly, making others melt with ease. The mods have also agreed that if he takes out POTY, we'll chuck in a free can of couch cleaner, so please consider.
So get to voting flogettes. Use your hooves, paws, sausage rolls, beaks, anuses, fat man sticks and whatever materials and extremities you can find to mash the button like mottrain has found it on sale for $19.99 and choose your Bay POTY for 2014!
