Off-topic Bay 13 Survivor: Cockburn (2016). We have a winner! (links in OP)

[Starburns_]

Alright flogs, after the success of last year's competition, we're going to scrape the barrel again and revive Bay 13 Survivor again this off-season.

Welcome to Bay 13 Survivor: 2016. Where 18 posters will compete to outwit, outplay, and outflog each other to become the ultimate Bay 13 Survivor.

Much like the TV show (and the previous threads), posters will complete immunity challenges before voting each other off, until there is only one winner left.

If you are interested in participating, just register your interest here (you can even submit an audition post if you want), and 18 flogs will be chosen. To avoid another Manila_Eagle situation there will be no Eliases (as determined by mods, not PL and DB ) allowed.

So floggos, are you ready to match it with the elite of Bay 13? Will you dominate like Morganashlee, be hated like Baymod, or try bore everyone to death like Jose? There's only one way to find out, and that's by taking up the challenge of Bay 13 Survivor.

The Contestants:

royals1922

Chopsticks Tribe
A Cut Above
Allikat
Benwah83
boydshow
Chappyuk
Cooksen
DapperJong
Haduken
hazard

Tribe Cotchin
Dinsdale
Duritz
iBeng
JoseMourinho
Kangaroos4eva
Morganashlee
Red mist
Stronzo
TootToot!

You can follow the contest more easily be skipping to the start of each challenge below:

Challenge #1 - Where the Bloody Hell Am I?
Challenge #2 - Malthouse vs Stevens
Challenge #3 - In Praise of Rompingwins
Challenge #4 - Party Time!
Challenge #5 - "A fantastic addition to survivor, akin to Brian Taylor on Friday Night Football"
Challenge #6 - Meme Madness!
Challenge #7 - I'm A Carlton Player, Get Me Outta Here!
Challenge #8 - I'm On Survivor, Floggos!
Challenge #9 - I'm Too Hipster For Your Challenge
Challenge #10 - Where's Trent?
Challenge #11 - Spud Camp
Challenge #12 - Boomer's Banner
Challenge #13 - 'Mickyleaks'
Challenge #14 - The Manila_Eagle Project 2: Toying with the Clouseaus
Challenge #15 - Campaigners
Challenge #16 - Cockburn is getting an AFL Team!
Final 2 - Q&A
Final Tribal Council - We have a winner!

 

[BigJoeD_]

there will be no Eliases (as determined by mods, not PL and DB ) allowed.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Get me back in.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'll put my hand up, maybe North will finally win something of significance this millennium if l win.

 

[TootToot!]

Hey guys!

Just wanted to chuck my hat in the ring - I figure this'll be just the ticket to get my ruggedly handsome face out there after my application for the next season of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! got reneged! I swear there was a mix-up with my urine test - I mean I haven't touched any bath salts in at least a fortnight! And that smug Bondi Vet sonofabitch had it in for me if after I made a trademark witty TootToot quip about him using a zucchini on a tranquillised wombat! And it's not like I said he was gonna eat it afterwards the ****ing prude!

Anyway, you'll know you'll get guaranteed laughs aplenty from the master comedian (me), and I'll even chuck in my routine that I recently stole from Carrot Top, free of charge*!

But there are a few non-negotiables we need to discuss:

1: I'll need access to a blank prescription pad, with Daniel Kerr locked up I can't get my much needed oxys!

2: No minors. And that's not by choice, it's currently in the terms of my probation that I'm not allowed within 50 feet of anyone under the age of 18!

B: Free advertising for my book and stand-up routines. It'll basically be like the producers printing their own money!

5: Grant Denyer's home address. The sleazy little scum-bucket still owes me a hunj from our time in rehab together!

If you can satisfy the above requests you'll see your dog alive again! WHOOPS wrong email! I mean I'll gladly grace your show with my superstar presence!

Just FYI, this offer comes off the table at midnight tonight! Or just get back to me when you get a chance, I'll be spending most of today getting the interlock device serviced on my Hyundai Excel so I've got plenty of time on my hands!

RICKY'S COMING BACK BABY!

#TootToot!



*$99.95 PP + P&H

 

[JoseMourinho]

5: Grant Denyer's home address. The sleazy little scum-bucket still owes me a hunj from our time in rehab together!

123 Fake Street, Mildura Victoria.

Thank me later.

 

[Morganashlee]

Get me back in.

Will you turncoat again?

 

[JoseMourinho]

Will you turncoat again?

Has to have permanent immunity in it this time.

 

[Starburns_]

Will you turncoat again?

You coming back? Because if I've learnt anything from that awful shitfight thread it's that you can't have a dynasty without going B2B.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

You coming back? Because if I've learnt anything from that awful shitfight thread it's that you can't have a dynasty without going B2B.

#goodynasty

 

[Morganashlee]

You coming back? Because if I've learnt anything from that awful shitfight thread it's that you can't have a dynasty without going B2B.

I'm not going B2B with any of the flogs on this god forsaken island ...

Count me in though. Someone has to add credibility to this thing.

 

[Freofalcon]

Excellent.

Enjoyed the last one. Was some real funny stuff in the last thread.

 

[Yidaki]

I'll watch this one from the stands. I just won't have the time.

Duritz might want to play though.

 

[Les Norton]

I'll watch this years from the sidelines thank's Fyfie.
The scabs from last year just won't heal.
Thanks KP

 

[Stronzo]

I'll play.

 

[royals1922]

A person with too much time on their hands in the lead up to the new years holiday.



(Just poking fun, besides Royals, you're the only normal north bay poster. Percel is wat, Northworth is crazy (good poster though), Dan is barely here and Brett only appears every few months in a new form).

They hate NM people on the Island, you'll be butchered by every nonnm flog.Every tribal meeting you'll be like Jack Ziebell at the tribunal.

 

[ChappyUK]

I'll play.

 

[bontshow]

I would like to play

 

[iBeng]

Sounds gay. Im in.

Im sure Wooshette will audition. And probably play the game to...

 

[Benwah83]

Count me in.

 

[Allikat]

I wouldn't mind lasting longer than a day in it this time. I'm in

 

[royals1922]

I'll go in.

 

[holy diver]

Looking forward to see who hooks up with who

 

[Stronzo]

Looking forward to see who hooks up with who

I'm wearing my Fyfe mask to increase my chances of farking every single person and animal on the island.

 

[holy diver]

I'm wearing my Fyfe mask to increase my chances of farking every single person and animal on the island.

Just stroll around shirtless with your brownlow and should be able to spread your DNA everywhere.