Off-topic Bay 13 Survivor: Cockburn (2016). We have a winner! (links in OP)

[royals1922]

I'm afraid, yet intrigued to ask.

There is an infamous teach/misty Titanic shoop

 

[Allikat]

There is an infamous teach/misty Titanic shoop

So much love

 

[RelaxMax]

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So much love

*averts eyes*

 

[royals1922]

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So much love

In some places that is love....

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

In the Nat is gay NTTAWWT, that is considered love....

NTTAWWT.

 

[Red mist]

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So much love

He yelled out Great success! And left me on an iceberg.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

He yelled out Great success! And left me on an iceberg.

 

[Stronzo]

Can we just put bushie in for a laugh?

 

[royals1922]

Can we just put bushie in for a laugh?

Bushy may have his own island which shares with bombers....

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Bushy may have his own island which shares with bombers....

We can call it Cosby Island, too soon?

 

[WA ROO]

Bushie may have his own island which he shared with bombers until the unfortunate hunting accident....

EFA..

 

[TootToot!]

Ahem... Just wanted to let the producers know I hadn't received my "welcome to the show" gift bag yet! I assume it's on its way via courier?!

Just some suggestions - being a big star and all I'd like to suggest something similar to the hamper Nick Riewoldt got me when I signed him up as an agent: a ounce of quality blow - like good South American stuff, none of that shit that's been through Indonesia that's got more Omo than Charlie! Gift vouchers for Melbourne's best rub and tug - Bangkok Betty's, fresh mango, a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue, cocoa-butter hemorrhoid cream and a burner cell phone! Really classy stuff you'd expect from the skipper of the Saints.

If you need my address for delivery, just send if care of the Victorian YMCA! I end up spending most weekends there anyway!

#TootToot!

 

[Allikat]

Ahem... Just wanted to let the producers know I hadn't received my "welcome to the show" gift bag yet! I assume it's on its way via courier?!

Just some suggestions - being a big star and all I'd like to suggest something similar to the hamper Nick Riewoldt got me when I signed him up as an agent: a ounce of quality blow - like good South American stuff, none of that shit that's been through Indonesia that's got more Omo than Charlie! Gift vouchers for Melbourne's best rub and tug - Bangkok Betty's, fresh mango, a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue, cocoa-butter hemorrhoid cream and a burner cell phone! Really classy stuff you'd expect from the skipper of the Saints.

If you need my address for delivery, just send if care of the Victorian YMCA! I end up spending most weekends there anyway!

#TootToot!

Sorry you seem to have found the wrong show. You'll want to look here: http://tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here

 

[TootToot!]

Sorry you seem to have found the wrong show. You'll want to look here: http://tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here

It appears you learnt to read at the same school as Dim Kunthie!:

Just wanted to chuck my hat in the ring - I figure this'll be just the ticket to get my ruggedly handsome face out there after my application for the next season of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! got reneged! I swear there was a mix-up with my urine test - I mean I haven't touched any bath salts in at least a fortnight! And that smug Bondi Vet sonofabitch had it in for me if after I made a trademark witty TootToot quip about him using a zucchini on a tranquillised wombat! And it's not like I said he was gonna eat it afterwards the ******* prude!

Don't fret, in preparation for McDonald's making bulk orders of my new best-selling book to use as place mats for their new gourmet burger range (I hear it has 40% less donkey meat than their normal burgers), I included a special children's section with colour by numbers, mazes and dot to dot activities after the prologue to help boost youngsters to reading at 3rd grade level in no time! Fancy a free* copy?!

#TootToot!

*$49.95 + P&H

 

[DapperJong]

I'll play but seriously what do I even do

 

[DapperJong]

Should I just post my usual bullshit?

 

[Packedlunch]

The smart money is on Morgs


Good luck contestants, may your balls be ever so gently cupped upon arrival to the island.

ps stay away from the chickens, I know what they did last summer.

 

[hazard]

I'm really good at posting, so I'll join in.

 

[Haduken]

Alright I'm in

 

[Yidaki]

Alright I'm in

Oh oh ohh...

Duritz get your fat ranga butt down here! Haduks is playing!

 

[db swannie]

Me and PL have got this place surrounded.

 

[db swannie]

If the first four pages are any indication as to the quality of this contest I'm glad I've never played it.

 

[Benwah83]

I think this season could really use Goo_ as a contestant. His haikus would calm the rest of the competitors after any particularly arduous challenges

Me and PL have got this place surrounded.

 

[Duritz]

How many spots left and who is in so far?

 

[Yidaki]

Duritz v Haduken is what I will be tuning in for.