Off-topic Bay 13 Survivor: Cockburn (2016). We have a winner! (links in OP)

[Stan_Darsh72]

#stanbyjose
#standbypowerrankings
#stopjoseabuse

 

[Duritz]

#justlikejesus
#josethemessiah

 

[DapperJong]

Challenge #8



lol oops

 

[Red mist]

Challenge #8



lol oops

Hehe, You right mate?

 

[A Cut Above]

The only way I see this brilliant challenge being topped is if the next one's a public streak-off with DaVillaBlues a guest contestant.

 

[TootToot!]

Challenge #8 Entry

Hey guys!

Just like to invite you all to the grand opening of my new practice on Hand Shandy Island!

Come and enjoy a professional prostate examination, with a complimentary snortsky to help with any discomfort!



And help yourself to a free* autographed photo of Dr Ricky before you go!

#TootToot!




*$149.95 + P&H

 

[JoseMourinho]

Ok, my work isn't the best but eh, I was in a Corporate Box so I'm living in luxury.... FLOGGOS!

 

[Starburns_]

#impunity time. Easily the best overall challenge since 'Party Time!' It sucks that someone has to lose this one, but that's the game. It was a close contest, but the deciding factor was the linkage, and for the tour of Cockburn they took us on, Tribe Cotchin win #impunity again. That said, honourable mention to Chappyuk for what was probably the best individual entry of the challenge, both simple and brilliant.

Chopsticks Tribe, you will be returning to Tribal Council where one of you will be voted out. You may only vote for a member of your own tribe, and you will vote by sending me a PM with the name of the flog you want gawn, before 5pm tomorrow AEDT. You cannot change your vote either.

Finally, any flog in possession of the hidden immunity idol and wishing to play it must say so when they vote.

hazard DapperJong Benwah83 boydshow

 

[DapperJong]

Come on m8 I almost got bashed

 

[Starburns_]

Come on m8 I almost got bashed

What was the story behind that? Random security guard or what?

 

[DapperJong]

What was the story behind that? Random security guard or what?

Not a security guard I don't think but a dude in a swans polo

 

[Bender_]

I took my four year old daughter to an outdoor cinema on the Swan River on Thursday night. Just outside the cinema is a small bronze swan statue that I had planned to sit behind with my bare heavily tattooed legs poking out the bottom and then add a "too rude" sign over the groin at a later date.

In the end I didn't feel completely comfortable with my daughter taking a photo of me whilst pulling a finger sign at her.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I took my four year old daughter to an outdoor cinema on the Swan River on Thursday night. Just outside the cinema is a small bronze swan statue that I had planned to sit behind with my bare heavily tattooed legs poking out the bottom and then add a "too rude" sign over the groin at a later date.

In the end I didn't feel completely comfortable with my daughter taking a photo of me whilst pulling a finger sign at her.

You're a wise father Bender Rodriguez.

 

[Bender_]

You're a wise father Bender Rodriguez.

I dunno, I took her to see The Force Awakens and she freaked out a few times. Afterwards she told me she didn't want to see it again coz it was too scary. Toughen up FFS.

 

[ChappyUK]

My daughter is 5. We had to leave Minions cos it was too scary. No way I'd be taking her to Star Wars.

 

[duritzs_creditor]

This competition is like a dog's breakfast! And not the good type I feed my show cockaspoodle consisting of eggs Benedict, salmon and roasted field mushrooms - but the type Sooz would feed your bitza after kidnapping it!

But I must say the show has taken an interesting twist with the inclusion of Bay legend Duritz! Can't wait to see what he contributes!

Well, we surveyed 100 people and asked them how they think Duritz will react after not winning this comp for a third time, and the survey says the top 5 answers are!:

1: Get drunk and try to deny being a ranga whilst embedding Paul Kelly music clips like Plugger35 on steroids!
2: Piss his money away on the ponies followed by a savage beating from duritzs_creditor!
3: Post fat hand selfies from a some country backwater town
4: Start a melty thread about how [insert mod name here] cost him the competition!
5: All of the above!

that fat ranga campaigner owes me all the ****ing money he wins on this show

 

[Morganashlee]

Chappy absolutely robbed by the fact this was a group challenge. Screwed by poor formatting. I'd go to the Court of Arbitration for Survivor if I were you Chappyuk

 

[ChappyUK]

Chappy absolutely robbed by the fact this was a group challenge. Screwed by poor formatting. I'd go to the Court of Arbitration for Survivor if I were you Chappyuk

Cotchin obviously on the PEDs. A couple of tribe members suddenly became expert gif makers overnight.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Cotchin obviously on the PEDs. A couple of tribe members suddenly became expert gif makers overnight.

It was very tight either way, the team theme is the only thing that saved us, my gifs were poor this round to be perfectly honest.

 

[Dinsdale]

Cotchin obviously on the PEDs. A couple of tribe members suddenly became expert gif makers overnight.

My horse has notes proving my innocence

sent by shoe phone using tapatoe

 

[ChappyUK]

Can hear the shredders whirring into action.

 

[Starburns_]

Tribal Council

Alright Chopsticks Tribe, not many of you left, and we're about to lose one more.

With 3 of the 5 votes cast...



Chappyuk the tribe has spoken, please bring your torch forward to the bathwater.

I'll bring back Tribe Cotchin for the next challenge, but first....


Tribal Merge!

That's right, no more Chopsticks, no more Trent, you're all back together again, and you'll again be competing individually for #impunity. Speaking of that...


Challenge #9 - I'm Too Hipster For Your Challenge

You all remember El Dubya, right? He was that hipster guy who used to post here before Morganashlee pissed him off and he left (hmmm, I'm sensing a pattern here ). He loved his own work quite a bit, especially the song contest thread, ruling the rounds he hosted with an iron fist. This round is dedicated to El Dub.

Task
You are going to create your own individual #impunity challenge for the game of Bay 13 Survivor.

The aim of your challenge is to create one that not only has potential to work, but also the most potential for lulz in the responses.

Your challenge should include a task outline and any rules that might be required. Bonus consideration will also be given to any challenges focusing on a football theme, though this is not mandatory if you have a brilliant non-football idea.

The Rules

To enter the challenge, you must start with the words: “Challenge #9 entry.”

Once you have posted your entry, it cannot be modified. Mods can see edit histories.

If you break this rule or post incorrectly, you will be disqualified from the round.

This round will close at 8pm Tuesday AEDT, if you dont enter, you cannot get #impunity.

The Prize

The best challenge will win #impunity and cannot be voted out at Tribal Council.

Good luck, floggos.

TootToot! Stronzo Red mist Kangaroos4eva Dinsdale Duritz Benwah83 hazard DapperJong boydshow

 

[DapperJong]

Bad luck boydsh-hangonasec

 

[Duritz]

Chappy gone?? Was this a blindside?? What happened?? Who am I??? WTF is going on!!!

 

[bontshow]

Chappy gone?? Was this a blindside?? What happened?? Who am I??? WTF is going on!!!

I am shocked to be sitting here