Bay 13 Trade Week - If you're the List Manager, WTF are you going to do?

[Porke"d]

For the past two years, Port Adelaide have promised so much yet delivered so little. From being one kick away from being in a Grand Final, we have stagnated amidst insipid performances, a lack of game plan and too many players coasting on reputation. It's time for a shake up; and that starts at Trade Week.

Trade 1
OUT - Gray Day and JimmyBeerCans. For too long, Gray Day has got by on humourous Asian Food Freds and the occasional appearance on the Flogcast. Not anymore. We need more bang for buck. Likewise, I'd like to see JimmyBeerCans (a vastly underrated and funny poster) moved on to bring in a new breed of shitfighter.

IN - Packedlunch. Port are crying out for a Sh00per and although Benwah83 is well out of our price range, a straight swap between Gray Day and Packedlunch seems about the right value. Would throw in TazHawk15 as steak-knives to help out in defence against Camry shitfights.

Trade 2
OUT - Alfred_. A tough call but then again, if we are going to challenge the better teams, tough calls are needed. Doesn't melt like he used to and probably needs a fresh start if he is to ever challenge for the FOTY

IN - @GoYouPups. Would like to add a tldr poster with premiership experience in return for Alfred_. GYP fits the bill perfectly. If a trade can't be done, would consider getting in a Cooksen (feel like the Cooksen-Plugger35 union is getting stale) or NorthernLights (any bloke that meets a lady on an internet forum immediately adds a touch of revered class to a side).

Trade 3
OUT - Jevy. Really have enjoyed Jevy's input over the years and will be forever grateful for introducing the spinning dog gif. Has that rare ability to seamlessly transition between shitfight and Bay 13 posting. Sad to see you go @Jevy but unfortunately our list needs rejuvenating.

IN - Wiggo4PM. Wiggo4PM reminds me a lot of Mark McClure - a grumpy old Carlton Flog. Would be a handy addition in WHSF's plus will enable him to focus beyond Collingwood/Hawthorn. Would enjoy having him as a Port poster


What trades would you make? Surely Norfies would be looking to recruit a poster to help mash the button on the word 'Norf' - @Bayer_ to Norf? Would a Smeg Head for Freofalcon straight swap suit the WA flogs? Is a straight swap for Geelong's RedVest4 to Richmond in exchange for @Catscratch fair for both sides?


There's just two rules for this Fred; 1) don't be a pencil dick - tag any flog you would trade into this Fred and; 2) explain your reasons behind the trade

TRADE MANAGERS
Adelaide: Vikingblood
Brisbane: Ronnie Baby
Carlton: Wiggo4PM
Collingwood: Morganashlee
Essendon: zackah
Geelong: RedVest4
Gold Coast: N/A
GWS: GWBogan
Hawthorn: A Cut Above
Fremantle: JoseMourinho
Melbourne: MAXIMUM GAWNAGE
Norf: Kangaroos4eva
Port: Alfred_
Richmond: Richoman Tigers
Saint Kilda: Cooksen
Sydney: Chaisa
West Coast: Smeg Head
Western Bulldogs: go you pups


UPDATED TRADES
Bulldogs: IN WhittenOval, captain blood 17 bombersfan4000 OUT boydshow Jean Claude Vas Deferens
Essendon: IN charcoalchicken OUT bombersfan4000
Richmond: IN JackAttack!, 3rd Round Flog Pick, Jevy OUT Catscratch
Sydney: IN Catscratch Gray Day OUT JackAttack!, db swannie 3rd Round Flog Pick
Port: IN boydshow db swannie OUT Jevy Alfred_ Gray Day
Norf (lol): IN Tyler Durden007 OUT: NorthernLights
Geelong: IN NorthernLights OUT: Tyler Durden007
Collingwood: IN Alfred_ Water Bottle Probitas_ Les Norton OUT Yidaki vjknight
West Coast: IN Yidaki OUT Water Bottle @probitas
Hawthorn: IN vjknight OUT Les Norton

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I'm shocked!! you are breaking up the core group, I'll stand firm & refuse a trade like a Vietnam bound Ruckman.

 

[Porke"d]

I'm shocked!! you are breaking up the core group, I'll stand firm & refuse a trade like a Vietnam bound Ruckman.

I think our real problem at Port is a lack of leadership from our Co-Captains - Alfred_ and Gray Day.

Think a few of us will be paying for their sins

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

A late 5th Tier pick for Bernie L a ray of hope for a South/Crer/Tasmanian/18 year droughter

 

[RedVest4]

OUT: Nakia

IN: oogac, Benwah83

No brainer really, yes Stabby is worth that much.

 

[Porke"d]

OUT: Nakia

IN: oogac, Benwah83

No brainer really, yes Stabby is worth that much.

Nakia = Steak Knives

You're more deluded than Dodoro if you think you're going to pull that trade off Vesty

 

[Mofra]

Probably trade the farm for iBeng as I like value trades, A grader poster probably worth a B+ grade price on the open market. Our new Tom Boyd trade.

MAXIMUM GAWNAGE would make a solid playing coach however I suspect Melbourne are in for a good season (finals) next year.

Would have a go are Cooksen but seems the loyal type so not hopeful.

 

[RedVest4]

I'll propose a trade on behalf of Hawthorn:

OUT: TazHawk15

IN: An account co-run by Sooz and Erin Riley

Hawthorn probably losing that trade, just.

 

[RedVest4]

Smeg Head and Wooshette... On behalf of the Geelong posters we'd like to express our interest in Always Ballin, what is he worth to you?

I understand he is probably generating a lot of interest from all clubs so if you could get back to us at some point this week that would be great.

 

[Porke"d]

Richoman Tigers out of curiosity what would it take to lure Starburns_ to Port? Would a three-way trade like the following sound about right?

Port
OUT: Alfred_
IN: Starburns_

Carlton
OUT: DaVillaBlues
IN: Alfred_

Richmond
OUT: Starburns_
IN: DaVillaBlues

 

[zackah]

Out: @Bombers2003
In: Catscratch

*Trade subject to condition that open training sessions are 18+ only.

 

[Richoman Tigers]

Good thread Porke"d

For the tigers much like our playing list we need to rejuvenate our poster departments which is severely lacking.

To start us off I am playing the biggest card in the hand and in order to search for emerging young talent i am trading the Buddy Franklin of flogs Catscratch in a complicated multi-party deal which will secure RedVest4 for his Sam Menegola memes GoCROWS! for his dont quote me minnow posting and Wiggo4PM for his love of Brett Lee.

Next i am putting Starburns_ on the trade table. His appearances on the flog cast and moderating ability are overshadowed by the fact he isn't nearly as bullish about the tigers as a good flog needs to be. In exchange we will be looking for Bender_ who now he is no longer a moderator is primed to take the flog fighting up a level whilst still maintaining a hand in the circle jerk.

Finally i am putting supreme D/H the_interloper on the trade table. In exchange i will take the reincarnated version of BigHam

The above would provide a refresh on the flog abilities of the tiger squad

 

[Richoman Tigers]

Richoman Tigers out of curiosity what would it take to lure Starburns_ to Port? Would a three-way trade like the following sound about right?

Port
OUT: Alfred_
IN: Starburns_

Carlton
OUT: DaVillaBlues
IN: Alfred_

Richmond
OUT: Starburns_
IN: DaVillaBlues

Would come at a price. Would propose the following:

Port:
Out - Alfred_
In - Starburns_

Gold Coast:
Out: Lord Flasheart
In: Todd Elton, Matt Arnott and BRWB and ManWithNoName (Delisted Free Agent)

Bulldogs:
Out: charcoalchicken
In: Alfred_

Richmond:
Out: Starburns_
In: charcoalchicken and Lord Flasheart

 

[Lethality]

I'll propose a trade on behalf of Hawthorn:

OUT: TazHawk15

IN: An account co-run by Sooz and Erin Riley

Hawthorn probably losing that trade, just.

TazHawk15 is a required poster. We would need a moderator and a poster in exchange.

 

[Porke"d]

Would come at a price. Would propose the following:

Port:
Out - Alfred_
In - Starburns_

Gold Coast:
Out: Lord Flasheart
In: Todd Elton, Matt Arnott and BRWB

Bulldogs:
Out: charcoalchicken
In: Alfred_

Richmond:
Out: Starburns_
In: charcoalchicken and Lord Flasheart

I like it. Alfred_ seems like a perfect fit to replace charcoalchicken. Reckon you could throw in ManOfClay to sweeten the deal

 

[Chaisa]

Who wants db swannie? Past his prime, seems like a good chance for someone to think he can get back to his best trolling.

 

[zackah]

Who wants db swannie? Past his prime, seems like a good chance for someone to think he can get back to his best trolling.

Hawfie straight swap for Packedlunch ?

 

[Porke"d]

Who wants db swannie? Past his prime, seems like a good chance for someone to think he can get back to his best trolling.

If you throw in JackAttack! we'll take db swannie for Gray Day

 

[Chaisa]

Hawfie straight swap for Packedlunch ?

Excellent choice, now I can go into the moonlight quietly without him calling out for any Swans posters on the horizon.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Who wants db swannie? Past his prime, seems like a good chance for someone to think he can get back to his best trolling.

Him lining up with Northern Lights might be interesting

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Good thread Porke"d

For the tigers much like our playing list we need to rejuvenate our poster departments which is severely lacking.

To start us off I am playing the biggest card in the hand and in order to search for emerging young talent i am trading the Buddy Franklin of flogs Catscratch in a complicated multi-party deal which will secure RedVest4 for his Sam Menegola memes GoCROWS! for his dont quote me minnow posting and Wiggo4PM for his love of Brett Lee.

Next i am putting Starburns_ on the trade table. His appearances on the flog cast and moderating ability are overshadowed by the fact he isn't nearly as bullish about the tigers as a good flog needs to be. In exchange we will be looking for Bender_ who now he is no longer a moderator is primed to take the flog fighting up a level whilst still maintaining a hand in the circle jerk.

Finally i am putting supreme D/H the_interloper on the trade table. In exchange i will take the reincarnated version of BigHam

The above would provide a refresh on the flog abilities of the tiger squad

Think its going to fall through once they realised they have bought a lemon in Catscratch

 

[Packedlunch]

For the past two years, Port Adelaide have promised so much yet delivered so little. From being one kick away from being in a Grand Final, we have stagnated amidst insipid performances, a lack of game plan and too many players coasting on reputation. It's time for a shake up; and that starts at Trade Week.

Trade 1
OUT - Gray Day and JimmyBeerCans. For too long, Gray Day has got by on humourous Asian Food Freds and the occasional appearance on the Flogcast. Not anymore. We need more bang for buck. Likewise, I'd like to see JimmyBeerCans (a vastly underrated and funny poster) moved on to bring in a new breed of shitfighter.

IN - Packedlunch. Port are crying out for a Sh00per and although Benwah83 is well out of our price range, a straight swap between Gray Day and Packedlunch seems about the right value. Would throw in TazHawk15 as steak-knives to help out in defence against Camry shitfights.

Trade 2
OUT - Alfred_. A tough call but then again, if we are going to challenge the better teams, tough calls are needed. Doesn't melt like he used to and probably needs a fresh start if he is to ever challenge for the FOTY

IN - @GoYouPups. Would like to add a tldr poster with premiership experience in return for Alfred_. GYP fits the bill perfectly. If a trade can't be done, would consider getting in a Cooksen (feel like the Cooksen-Plugger35 union is getting stale) or NorthernLights (any bloke that meets a lady on an internet forum immediately adds a touch of revered class to a side).

Trade 3
OUT - Jevy. Really have enjoyed Jevy's input over the years and will be forever grateful for introducing the spinning dog gif. Has that rare ability to seamlessly transition between shitfight and Bay 13 posting. Sad to see you go @Jevy but unfortunately our list needs rejuvenating.

IN - Wiggo4PM. Wiggo4PM reminds me a lot of Mark McClure - a grumpy old Carlton Flog. Would be a handy addition in WHSF's plus will enable him to focus beyond Collingwood/Hawthorn. Would enjoy having him as a Port poster


What trades would you make? Surely Norfies would be looking to recruit a poster to help mash the button on the word 'Norf' - @Bayer_ to Norf? Would a Smeg Head for Freofalcon straight swap suit the WA flogs? Is a straight swap for Geelong's RedVest4 to Richmond in exchange for @Catscratch fair for both sides?


There's just two rules for this Fred; 1) don't be a pencil dick - tag any flog you would trade into this Fred and; 2) explain your reasons behind the trade

 

[Always Ballin]

By the Tigris River he met King Darius again!

 

[Richoman Tigers]

Think its going to fall through once they realised they have bought a lemon in Catscratch

For a side looking to boost their flog credentials he is the Dangerfield of the bay.

A side like Brisbane, the suns or even the Bulldogs could do with a leader their flog posters can rally around

 

[Packedlunch]

Catscratch we want....




Not giving up anyone as we are the destination club!