Off-topic Bay Survivor 2017 - Good Bloke Island Edition - Congratulations Richoatthedisco!
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Challenge #6 Entry
So we were all called to the beach and told that Basil Zempilas and David Schwarz would be joining on the island for the Night and we had to show them a good time while they were here.
They would be arriving in the morning and we would have to keep them entertained for the day before heading out with them that night.
We put our heads together and came up with the following activities
10am - waterskiing.
12pm - Sailing
3pm - Mini Golf
5pm - Rock climbing
So we were all called to the beach and told that Basil Zempilas and David Schwarz would be joining on the island for the Night and we had to show them a good time while they were here.
They would be arriving in the morning and we would have to keep them entertained for the day before heading out with them that night.
We put our heads together and came up with the following activities
10am - waterskiing.
12pm - Sailing
3pm - Mini Golf
5pm - Rock climbing
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Challenge #6 Entry.
Velcom Mrs Swartz.
Im Professor Villiam Vonka, and I will be your host, tour guide, psychoanalysist and masseuse for the eveningk.
Before we start can I interest you in a beverage? We have, Absinth, peyote, and freshly squeezed Himalayan insanity toad.
Perhaps a mix?
No. Ah vell more for me.
Now my notes tell me youre a compulsive masturbator yesss?
Oh I see, you're a commentator.
No matter, no matter the diagnosis and treatment is much the same.
There is also something here about you being a non bindary gender neutral with an androgynous twist who identifies as a Labrador.
No?
Well take this rhohypnol anyway, there's a good boy.
Allow me to show you around the cinema.
We have two distinct groups of patients here norf vard and souf vard.
Souf vard are a group of incureable lunatics who are best avoided at all costs, its easy to tell them if you come across one on account of their inverted genitalia.
Norf varders are mainly just drunks, junkies and sex addicts, but enough about Craffles.
The gardens are extensive as you can see- there is a tree... at least I think it is... no, sorry sorry thats just my vife.
Now Basil, may I call you suger ****?
Before I can hypnotize you I require a stool sample, so just leave one on any member of team souf you happen to find.
Here on good bloke island ve believe in holistic healing with a focus on letting mother nature take its course.
Now go stand in the ocean up to your neck then touch your toes.
Velcom Mrs Swartz.
Im Professor Villiam Vonka, and I will be your host, tour guide, psychoanalysist and masseuse for the eveningk.
Before we start can I interest you in a beverage? We have, Absinth, peyote, and freshly squeezed Himalayan insanity toad.
Perhaps a mix?
No. Ah vell more for me.
Now my notes tell me youre a compulsive masturbator yesss?
Oh I see, you're a commentator.
No matter, no matter the diagnosis and treatment is much the same.
There is also something here about you being a non bindary gender neutral with an androgynous twist who identifies as a Labrador.
No?
Well take this rhohypnol anyway, there's a good boy.
Allow me to show you around the cinema.
We have two distinct groups of patients here norf vard and souf vard.
Souf vard are a group of incureable lunatics who are best avoided at all costs, its easy to tell them if you come across one on account of their inverted genitalia.
Norf varders are mainly just drunks, junkies and sex addicts, but enough about Craffles.
The gardens are extensive as you can see- there is a tree... at least I think it is... no, sorry sorry thats just my vife.
Now Basil, may I call you suger ****?
Before I can hypnotize you I require a stool sample, so just leave one on any member of team souf you happen to find.
Here on good bloke island ve believe in holistic healing with a focus on letting mother nature take its course.
Now go stand in the ocean up to your neck then touch your toes.
craffles
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Challenge #6 Entry
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Which 80s sitcom is this guy from
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I've got to say, this survivor has really gone to shit since I was boned.
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Diary from boydshow island
Dear diary,
Today was excruciating. I had to spend time with the assortment of mouth breathers here on boydshow island.
The conversation seemed to revolve around the potential for these flogs to get back onto the main island. They actually believe that they're going to get back on the main island. ****wits.
So I found a magic mushroom patch and got ****ed up.
**** you.
Stronzo.
Dear diary,
Today was excruciating. I had to spend time with the assortment of mouth breathers here on boydshow island.
The conversation seemed to revolve around the potential for these flogs to get back onto the main island. They actually believe that they're going to get back on the main island. ****wits.
So I found a magic mushroom patch and got ****ed up.
**** you.
Stronzo.
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The UDL can of course.
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Its a bit hard to tell because my telescope is pretty shit but it appears you guys are passing your time with some arts and crafts as well.
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It's NYC Island mate
Challenge #6 Entry
We have a winner.
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Its really disappointing when contestants fail to handle rejection with dignity. I for one would never go on such a rant after being booted off the island.
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And you mysoginists want to vote her off.
There's plenty room in the lion pit for them too
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Challenge #6 Entry
David Schwarz Basil Zempilas and Basil Zempilas’ wife (pictured below) had arrived.
Basil opened his mouth, ready to speak... Suddenly, craffles appeared with a large rock in hand and whacked Basil in the head with it, possibly knocking him out, more than likely killing him.
“That bland, vanilla, unfunny campaigner had to **** off m7. Nobody ever found the gag funny, aside from a select group of goo chuggers who run things around here! Plus, I know we’re supposed to show Basil the time of his life but he’ll have more fun if he’s unconscious” craffles said
“Agreed!” Nearly everyone else on the island replied
“I thought he was pretty funny” Said Brain Power
“You would Penal, you flog!” craffles shouted
craffles continued “Now then, let’s all have our way with his mrs and keep her as a sex slave, who wants to have first crack?”
“I’m willing to give anything a go” Allikat replied
“So how are we going to show David Schwarz a good time?” Asked William Wonka
craffles picked up another large rock and walked towards David Schwarz...
“No, that won’t be required craffles m7, I’ve got a better idea... I’ve come up with something action packed to entertain David” Vesty said
Dinner with Shaun Marsh
Entree:
Cheese and ToMarshto Shaundwich
Dinner:
Marshloaf with Marshroom Sauce and Marshed Potato
Dessert:
Marshmellow Pie (Delivered by Shaun NewMarsh)
“That’s for doubting me and banning Vesty from the cricket thread, flog!” Shaun NewMarsh said
David Schwarz Basil Zempilas and Basil Zempilas’ wife (pictured below) had arrived.
Basil opened his mouth, ready to speak... Suddenly, craffles appeared with a large rock in hand and whacked Basil in the head with it, possibly knocking him out, more than likely killing him.
“That bland, vanilla, unfunny campaigner had to **** off m7. Nobody ever found the gag funny, aside from a select group of goo chuggers who run things around here! Plus, I know we’re supposed to show Basil the time of his life but he’ll have more fun if he’s unconscious” craffles said
“Agreed!” Nearly everyone else on the island replied
“I thought he was pretty funny” Said Brain Power
“You would Penal, you flog!” craffles shouted
craffles continued “Now then, let’s all have our way with his mrs and keep her as a sex slave, who wants to have first crack?”
“I’m willing to give anything a go” Allikat replied
“So how are we going to show David Schwarz a good time?” Asked William Wonka
craffles picked up another large rock and walked towards David Schwarz...
“No, that won’t be required craffles m7, I’ve got a better idea... I’ve come up with something action packed to entertain David” Vesty said
Dinner with Shaun Marsh
Entree:
Cheese and ToMarshto Shaundwich
Dinner:
Marshloaf with Marshroom Sauce and Marshed Potato
Dessert:
Marshmellow Pie (Delivered by Shaun NewMarsh)
“That’s for doubting me and banning Vesty from the cricket thread, flog!” Shaun NewMarsh said
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Two invalid entries from the LOSER tribe. We should romp this in.
#inb4kissedonthedick
