Off-topic Bay Survivor 2017 - Good Bloke Island Edition - Congratulations Richoatthedisco!

[Allikat]

Eh whatever. Everyone else's wall of text entries are boring anyway

 

[A Cut Above]

Eh whatever. Everyone else's wall of text entries are boring anyway

Such bad form to melt after being kicked off the island especially when Ross Lyon has shown you how to accept defeat with dignity.

 

[Stronzo]

I can't work out if this is a farce or a debacle.

 

[Stronzo]

Eh whatever. Everyone else's wall of text entries are boring anyway

You'll be happy to know that here on boydshow island, Bosk and boydshow are only copulating 3 times a day now.

 

[Plugger35]

You'll be happy to know that here on boydshow island, Bosk and boydshow are only copulating 3 times a day now.

 

[Allikat]

You'll be happy to know that here on boydshow island, Bosk and boydshow are only copulating 3 times a day now.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I can't work out if this is a farce or a debacle.

Both

 

[A Cut Above]

You'll be happy to know that here on boydshow island, Bosk and boydshow are only copulating 3 times a day now.

Exhibit A, the jealous lover

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Ok, after the complete shitfest of this morning and the original tiebreaker not being too popular and tbh, not particularly fair for Allikat to be voted out on a technicality, especially one which isn't even part of the original show, so a re-vote was conducted.

There are enough re-votes in from the The Biggest Loser Tribe and the results are unsurprising given the threats dished out against El Hipster by ...




Floyd with 6 votes, who know that El Dubya was that popular, it is time for you to leave aboard the SS Kim Duthie for NYC Island. A Cut Above has prepared your pine needle bed in one of the island's dungeon suites. Your challenge entries were excellent and you were clearly a threat if you ever got through to the tribal merge down the track. The lack of allegiances and PM-ing was your downfall here.

Now time for the actual fun part of this show, the next challenge ...

Challenge #7 - City Wok Challenge
Now it appears Kochie and Gill have been shipwrecked on Good Bloke Island on their way to Shanghai for the next Pufferfish match in China. With Gill incapacitated and hidden away by persons unknown (craffles), Kochie was free to speak on his seemingly doomed Chinese venture. He told me that, "no one but Gray Day is attending our Chinese matches, not even that flog Alf(red) is coming to our Chinese games, I really need help". So being the corrupt game show host that I am, I was paid to help the financial guru that is Kochie and use the contestants as slave labour.


Task
Your challenge will be to create an advertising campaign to help Port Adelaide attract fans (and clubs) to their Chinese games. Feel free to use any methods or incentives necessary to get the locals to the game. This challenge can come in any form, but visual advertising campaigns would help your team with this particular challenge. The more imaginative the challenge entry, the better for your entry and your team avoiding the dreaded Flog Council. Once again, this is a team challenge, with the team with the best entries, as a whole, not being required to go to Flog Council.


The Rules
To enter the challenge, you must start with the words: “Challenge #7 entry.”

Once you have posted your entry, it cannot be modified. Mods can see edit histories. If you break this rule or post incorrectly, your post will be disregarded. But hey, since when do I enforce the rules, I haven't yet.

This round will close on Sunday at 8 p.m. AEDT, if you don't enter, you hurt your tribe's chances of winning #impunity.

The Prize
The tribe with the best group of entries will win #impunity, the losing tribe will be sent to Flog Council.

Good luck.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

RedVest4
richoatthedisco
William Wonka
Dawn to Dark
Chappyuk

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Brain Power
Smeg Head
Dinsdale

The next challenge is up.

 

[El Dubya]

 

[Allikat]

Haha loser

 

[craffles]

Shambles of a vote, lift m4eva

 

[Stronzo]

Exhibit A, the jealous lover

Setting your balls on fire while you were rooting boydshow doesn't make us lovers Bosk.

 

[ChappyUK]

Ok, after the complete shitfest of this morning and the original tiebreaker not being too popular and tbh, not particularly fair for Allikat to be voted out on a technicality, especially one which isn't even part of the original show, so a re-vote was conducted.

There are enough re-votes in from the The Biggest Loser Tribe and the results are unsurprising given the threats dished out against El Hipster by ...

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Floyd with 6 votes, who know that El Dubya was that popular, it is time for you to leave aboard the SS Kim Duthie for NYC Island. A Cut Above has prepared your pine needle bed in one of the island's dungeon suites. Your challenge entries were excellent and you were clearly a threat if you ever got through to the tribal merge down the track. The lack of allegiances and PM-ing was your downfall here.

Now time for the actual fun part of this show, the next challenge ...

Challenge #7 - City Wok Challenge
Now it appears Kochie and Gill have been shipwrecked on Good Bloke Island on their way to Shanghai for the next Pufferfish match in China. With Gill incapacitated and hidden away by persons unknown (craffles), Kochie was free to speak on his seemingly doomed Chinese venture. He told me that, "no one but Gray Day is attending our Chinese matches, not even that flog Alf(red) is coming to our Chinese games, I really need help". So being the corrupt game show host that I am, I was paid to help the financial guru that is Kochie and use the contestants as slave labour.


Task
Your challenge will be to create an advertising campaign to help Port Adelaide attract fans (and clubs) to their Chinese games. Feel free to use any methods or incentives necessary to get the locals to the game. This challenge can come in any form, but visual advertising campaigns would help your team with this particular challenge. The more imaginative the challenge entry, the better for your entry and your team avoiding the dreaded Flog Council. Once again, this is a team challenge, with the team with the best entries, as a whole, not being required to go to Flog Council.


The Rules
To enter the challenge, you must start with the words: “Challenge #7 entry.”

Once you have posted your entry, it cannot be modified. Mods can see edit histories. If you break this rule or post incorrectly, your post will be disregarded. But hey, since when do I enforce the rules, I haven't yet.

This round will close on Sunday at 8 p.m. AEDT, if you don't enter, you hurt your tribe's chances of winning #impunity.

The Prize
The tribe with the best group of entries will win #impunity, the losing tribe will be sent to Flog Council.

Good luck.

Wow. It's a kin to the Cats delisting Dangerfield.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Wow. It's a kin to the Cats delisting Dangerfield.

It’s ok, they still have Selwood.

 

[Plugger35]

The Saints getting screwed again, who let the umpires vote?

 

[ChappyUK]

It’s ok, they still have Selwood.

And Menegola.

 

[craffles]

Challenge #7 Entry

Perplexed by the lack of traction their first year of playing football for premiership points in a country with zero interest in the game the Port Adelaide brains trust used their 3 combined brain cells to workshop how they could improve attendance.





Not having much success, Kochie challenged club captain and part time footballer Travis Boak to come up with some ideas.




Travis consulted a friend who lived in Asia who advised him that they needed to build a better brand in the region. They needed to invest in sponsorships that would make the players instantly recognisable and having a halo effect of increased awareness of the game. With that in mind, Boak secured his first ambassadorial role in Asia and is hopeful that this will drive a 45% increase in attendance, but if it doesn't, **** it for lipstick.

 

[Allikat]

It’s ok, they still have Selwood.

I'm more of an Ablett. Getting old, but still bog for the odd home game

 

[craffles]

Free lipstick*

 

[El Dubya]

I'm more of an Ablett. Getting old, but still bog for the odd home game

I thought you were Fyfe. Incredibly talented and attracted to men.

 

[Allikat]

I thought you were Fyfe. Incredibly talented and attracted to men.

Definitely a Fyfe if you're looking at all the players. Ablett if you're talking about Geelong (GAJ & I were born on the same day too)

 

[El Dubya]

Definitely a Fyfe if you're looking at all the players. Ablett if you're talking about Geelong (GAJ & I were born on the same day too)

I share a birthday with the greatest New Zealander of all time.