Off-topic Bay Survivor 2017 - Good Bloke Island Edition - Congratulations Richoatthedisco!

[Dinsdale]

Ninja edit!!!

Contest Fixed.

Cancelling my account
Waaaaaaahhhhhhh!

are we all doing this? then mission accomplished

 

[RedVest4]

Challenge #10 Entry

Dear Gil,

How I can fix the AFL’s current lack of integrity: Compared to me, every AFL employee will be like the Virgin Mary

What powers/resources I’ll need to achieve my goal: None, I can make anyone do anything I want.

Hire me.

Regards

Harvey Weinegola

 

[Dinsdale]

Challenge #10 Entry



Goodday Gillian,
I am happy you called me about your Interity Commissioner role. You know I have always liked Integrity, in fact its one of the things I always talk about. I love Integrity. Integrity and I are good bedfellows, and you know how I know this? Integrity. Integrity is why. I spoke to your Prime Minister Trumball and I told him the way to stay in power is to display Integrity. How can you display Integrity? By having Integrity, breathing Integrity, sleeping and eating Integrity. Just Integrity. My wife Melanoma calls me Mr. Integrity even though she stole that from someone, but I say Integrity will always win through. Now for all this Integrity that I will bring to the ALF Integrity board, I require you to show Integrity as I share Integrity with you. You may pay me an appearance fee, as we all know Integrity does not come cheap. I love Integrity. Some players in your sport do not have Integrity, but I can show them Integrity by using all my Integrity. Melbourne will train hard once they get some Integrity. South Sydney rabbit Swans will get around 10% more Integrity once I talk to them about Integrity. I cannot help anyone from Radelaide to improve their Integrity, no matter how much Integrity I throw about. Integrity is the word I give you, and that word has Integrity.

Regards
Donald.

 

[A Scratch Below]

Surprise surprise, Chappy full of shit as usual. Could see that Handbagger ambush coming a mile away.

I certainly took this well didn’t I

 

[craffles_m7]

Challenge #9 entry


**** all go **** ****s **** this **** shitnfucj **** **** ****

best entry. you should have won this m7.

 

[craffles]

best entry. you should have won this m7.

Nice username m9

 

[PackM7LunchEl]

Nice username m9

one of you shouldve won

 

[Packedlunch]

What goin on in here then spankas, it’s stinks to high heaven it does!

 

[RedVest4]

What goin on in here then spankas, it’s stinks to high heaven it does!

 

[El Dubya]

Challenge #10 entry

Dear Mr Gillon McLachlan,

I am writing to you in application for the position of AFL Integrity Manager. I have a wealth of experience in this area and would bring passion for both the game of AFL and integrity to the role.

As you will see perusing my resume, I have most recently been employed as a teacher. Teaching by its very nature is about testing integrity. I'm aware that many former teachers have thrived in the AFL system, including your predecessor who handled every obstacle that he faced with honesty and integrity.


At a footballing level, the most successful former teacher in the AFL system is also obsessed with integrity, going as far to test the integrity of all AFL structures.



I have studied under the Bay 13 master of integrity, Bayer_, and am prepared to mash the button on anybody who violates policy, site rules, or generally annoys me. As seen with the Simon Lethlean affair, the AFL has a proud culture of massively overreacting to minor indiscretions, and I believe my values strongly align with the AFL's in this area.

I have been working in close consultation with Bay 13 Safety officer Xanman/JimmyDE and would continue to ensure that all posts are quoted correctly:

中国好人，我们在阿德莱德港足球俱乐部诚挚地邀请您来观看我们的澳式足球比赛。

现在我们承认我们的足球俱乐部非常平淡，香草和无聊，不像吉朗猫 go lie on yourself这样的球队。我们也承认，我们的玩家没有任何明星的力量。

不过，我们为您准备了令人兴奋的游戏日礼包！

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And, as seen above, I am in fact bilingual.

Finally, I would consult with key stakeholders to ensure the integrity of the AFL maintains its high standards. Lethality has been a shining light in breaking down the transphobic AFL policies, while my dear friend Jazny has been campaigning for the rights of Tasmanians and other chromosome deficient individuals.

Attached is my full resume, but you will see from the experience I have outlined above, I am uniquely qualified to take on the position of AFL Integrity Manager and would be a strong cultural fit ast AFL House.

Kind Regards,

El Dubya

 

[royals1923]

It is that time of year again and it is time to revive bay survivor once again. We all remember last year's bay survivor on Cockburn Island quite well, except for maybe Royals1922, who didn't quite make it to the end and is now in exile in Siberia cursing those that cast him out.

So back on point, welcome to Bay 13 Survivor: 2017. Where 18 posters will compete to outwit, outplay, outgoo and outflog each other to become the ultimate Bay 13 Survivor. It will have the exact same structure as last year, with Le Grille, myself and a third poster running point on the voting and immunity challenges.

Much like the inferior TV show (and the previous threads), posters will complete immunity challenges before voting each other off, until there is only one king/queen floggo left.

If you are interested in participating, just register your interest (you can even submit an audition if you really want to, Richmond related noodz are permitted), and 18 flogs will be chosen. No eliases of course, sorry @Packedlunch.

So floggos, are you ready to match it with the elite of Bay 13? Will you cancel your account like Royals, fake your death like Red Mist, plot like DapperJong, spam like K4E or try to outwit your opponents through use of your MENSA training, boydmod style? There's only one way to find out, and that's by taking up the mighty challenge of Bay 13 Survivor.


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List of Bay Survivor Contestants:

• El Dubya
• Allikat
• RedVest4
• A Cut Above
  
• Morgs
• J̶o̶s̶e̶
  
• richoatthedisco
• W̶i̶l̶l̶i̶a̶m̶ ̶W̶o̶n̶k̶a̶
• F̶l̶o̶y̶d̶
• craffles
• D̶a̶w̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶
• C̶h̶a̶p̶p̶y̶U̶K̶
• B̶o̶y̶d̶s̶h̶o̶w̶
• Brain Power
• L̶o̶r̶d̶ ̶F̶l̶a̶s̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶
• M̶a̶r̶k̶l̶a̶r̶_̶3̶3̶
• Smeg Head
• S̶t̶r̶o̶n̶z̶o̶
• Dinsdale

Challenges:
Challenge #1 What the Hell, this isn't East Geelong?
Challenge #2 Dear Gill, can I have a cheat ground please?
Challenge #3 Norf vs Souf Tassie
Challenge #4 The Andrew 'Coke Meister' Embley Rap Challenge
Challenge #5 Cat's in the Cradle
Challenge #6 A Night Out on the Town with Basil and David Schwarz
Challenge #7 City Wok Challenge
Challenge #8 Lol Norf
Challenge #9 It's too hard!
Challenge #10 AFL Integrity*

This post is absolute slander. As you can see I have reactivated my account and I'm ready to fly the flag for True North Melbourne Shinboners, not self loathing youngsters like you and NorthernLights.

 

[craffles_m7]

and am prepared to mash the button on anybody

typical elw

 

[El Dubya]

typical elw

It was a joke, something a filthy Benny like you wouldn't understand.

 

[craffles_m7]

It was a joke, something a filthy Benny like you wouldn't understand.

typical elw backtrack

 

[Smeg Head]

Challenge #10 Entry

Hi Gilsy, looks like you are having a spot of bother finding someone of extreme integrity to clean up AFL house. Well look no further!

You know it makes sense Gilsy, would I smile this often while coaching the shit truck Demons if I wasn't full of integrity?

P.S. I still have those hessian sacks with the $ signs you lent me last time and would be happy to return them to you to 'recycle'

Sincerely,
Roosy.

 

[royals1923]

typical elw

He is incredibly immature. Anyway Kangaroos4eva would you please insert me back into the competition, I'm ready to win.

 

[Freo_Ralph]

He is incredibly immature. Anyway Kangaroos4eva would you please insert me back into the competition, I'm ready to win.

You're Benny is an insult to the memory of royals1922 and is a disgusting distgusting travesty. Do us a favour and go away.

 

[royals1923]

You're Benny is an insult to the memory of royals1922 and is a disgusting distgusting travesty. Do us a favour and go away.

Listen Ralphy, I took a short break to sort out my retirement plans, but now I'm back. I'm going to win Survivor like I originally should have. You're the most pathetic alias I've seen on this site. Jon Ralph doesn't even barrack for Fremantle.

 

[Freo_Ralph]

Listen Ralphy, I took a short break to sort out my retirement plans, but now I'm back. I'm going to win Survivor like I originally should have. You're the most pathetic alias I've seen on this site. Jon Ralph doesn't even barrack for Fremantle.

"Retirement" - Not even a remotely believable lie, your not very good at this.

 

[royals1923]

"Retirement" - Not even a remotely believable lie, your not very good at this.

I'm enjoying relaxing during my twilight years. I have a boat and a rod and I'm back on Bay 13.

 

[El Dubya]

I'm enjoying relaxing during my twilight years. I have a boat and a rod and I'm back on Bay 13.

What kind of boat?

 

[Dinsdale]

I'm enjoying relaxing during my twilight years. I have a boat and a rod and I'm back on Bay 13.

do you also have a $900 suit to wear on your yacht when you drop anchor in Monaco?

 

[royals1923]

do you also have a $900 suit to wear on your yacht when you drop anchor in Monaco?

I'm a simple man, I don't adorn myself with trinkets.

 

[A Scratch Below]

Ron Boskndy is so down for this.

Some of my best play on words

Geez I’m great

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Still waiting on entries from:
Allikat
richoatthedisco
craffles
Brain Power