Off-topic Bay Survivor 2017 - Good Bloke Island Edition - Congratulations Richoatthedisco!

[Kangaroos4eva]

Also A Cut Above.

 

[El Dubya]

Also A Cut Above.

Please tag his new account A Scratch Below

 

[royals1923]

Challenge #10 entry:

I believe I would be best suited to being integrity officer of the AFL because unlike the other pond scum in this contest I have life experience. I'll run the AFL like Colonel Klink and ensure everything runs smoothly to any outside viewers. Thank you.

 

[A Scratch Below]

Challenge #10 Entry

Hire me, I’ll get rid of all the stupid Handbaggers causing me to melt which will make this a better place and more integrity.

Regards

Bosk

 

[Brain Power]

Challenge #10 Entry:

While the integrity issues at the AFL are well-documented, the fish ultimately rots from the head, and the stench of corruption at the AFL had become so strong that the only way to properly remedy the mess was to institute a full-scale corporate takeover. There was no way I could do this alone, so I gathered some help a few notable Bay names, threw a venture capital firm together, and off to the races (to lobby the AFL Commission) we went.

 

[Allikat]

Challenge #10 Entry

A good AFL Integrity Manager needs a good assistant to pass all the work off too help hide assess any indiscretions. And as part of the #elfcrew I will bring to the AFL Integrity Assistant role the greatest judge of all:

Santa Claus

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, because Santa Claus is coming to the AFL.

Not only will he provide the AFL with a list of who's naughty and nice, he'll also check it twice for accuracy:



Bonus is that Santa's current job is to visit people all over the world, and is able to make meetings at Good Bloke Island.

Unfortunately he's not available in the December period of any year, however that's off-season, where we can bring in our Christmas intern - Mr Giant Carpet

 

[Freo_Ralph]

Challenge #10 Entry

A good AFL Integrity Manager needs a good assistant to pass all the work off too help hide assess any indiscretions. And as part of the #elfcrew I will bring to the AFL Integrity Assistant role the greatest judge of all:

Santa Claus

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, because Santa Claus is coming to the AFL.

Not only will he provide the AFL with a list of who's naughty and nice, he'll also check it twice for accuracy:

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Bonus is that Santa's current job is to visit people all over the world, and is able to make meetings at Good Bloke Island.

Unfortunately he's not available in the December period of any year, however that's off-season, where we can bring in our Christmas intern - Mr Giant Carpet

**** you and your clever entries...wait, let me switch to my Mister_Football account and post that

 

[craffles]

Challenge #10 Entry.

Dear Gillon,

Please find attached my application for the vacant position of AFL integrity officer as advertised on Bigfooty.com.au

Oxford dictionary defines integrity as "The quality of being honest and having strong moral principles." I am the perfect candidate for the role as I display these two key qualities in every aspect of my life.

Honesty
I am not afraid to tell the truth, no matter the repercussions.





Having strong moral principles
I treat all minorities equally










I trust that I have demonstrated that I am the most suitable applicant for the role and will see you in the office Monday.

PS my coffee order is a small turmeric latte thanks.

Kind Regards,

Craffles

 

[craffles]

Packedlunch Morganashlee the avoca drover Duritz Starburns_ Come at me flogs

 

[royals1923]

Challenge #10 Entry.

Dear Gillon,

Please find attached my application for the vacant position of AFL integrity officer as advertised on Bigfooty.com.au

Oxford dictionary defines integrity as "The quality of being honest and having strong moral principles." I am the perfect candidate for the role as I display these two key qualities in every aspect of my life.

Honesty
I am not afraid to tell the truth, no matter the repercussions.

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Having strong moral principles
I treat all minorities equally

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I trust that I have demonstrated that I am the most suitable applicant for the role and will see you in the office Monday.

PS my coffee order is a small turmeric latte thanks.

Kind Regards,

Craffles

Another pathetic juvenile entry. This kind of garbage only flourished when Chappyuk became a mod.

 

[Morganashlee]

Not pouting - clearly not me

 

[Freo_Ralph]

I win another challenge with my craffles entry...wait, I forgot to log out and log in again...

 

[Dinsdale]

Challenge #10 Entry.

Dear Gillon,

Please find attached my application for the vacant position of AFL integrity officer as advertised on Bigfooty.com.au

Oxford dictionary defines integrity as "The quality of being honest and having strong moral principles." I am the perfect candidate for the role as I display these two key qualities in every aspect of my life.

Honesty
I am not afraid to tell the truth, no matter the repercussions.

View attachment 446742

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Having strong moral principles
I treat all minorities equally

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View attachment 446751

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I trust that I have demonstrated that I am the most suitable applicant for the role and will see you in the office Monday.

PS my coffee order is a small turmeric latte thanks.

Kind Regards,

Craffles

another win for the PaintShoop gang.

 

[royals1923]

I win another challenge with my craffles entry...wait, I forgot to log out and log in again...

Grow up.

Not pouting - clearly not me

Typical self involved millennial.

 

[Freo_Ralph]

Grow up.

Typical self involved millennial.

Obviously you had a lobotomy on your sabbatical while you worked out how to add a 1 to your name

 

[craffles]

Grow up.

Typical self involved millennial.

 

[ChappyUK]

Another pathetic juvenile entry. This kind of garbage only flourished when Chappyuk became a mod.

You have been missed about as much as El Dumya was when he disappeared.

 

[the avoca drover]

Packedlunch Morganashlee the avoca drover Duritz Starburns_ Come at me flogs

I’m not as old as that codger and I’ve got more hair, you pencil dick.
And I’ve got two good knees, how are yours?

 

[royals1923]

You have been missed about as much as El Dumya was when he disappeared.

I see you're no longer a mod, did somebody realise what a huge mistake they'd made.

 

[craffles]

I’m not as old as that codger and I’ve got more hair, you pencil dick.
And I’ve got two good knees, how are yours?

Both are still cooked. Gotta book ACL op in post Feb. Still playing cricket though cause I'm an idiot like that

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

So it is just after 9 p.m., so it is time to announce a challenge winner. Despite a number of good challenge entries, especially from Dinsdale and Brain Power, it has been decided that craffles is the challenge #10 winner. Congratulations m7, you cannot be voted out this challenge.

Now I know it is close to Christmas, so I will start stretching out the challenge and voting times until after the new year.

So everyone has until 9 p.m. Saturday to submit their vote via PM for who they want out. The immunity idol is still in play, so beware of that.

Good luck floggos.

 

[the avoca drover]

cause I'm an idiot

I agree M7

 

[ChappyUK]

Challenge #10 Entry

Hire me, I’ll get rid of all the stupid Handbaggers causing me to melt which will make this a better place and more integrity.

Regards

Bosk

Your best entry yet.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

El Dubya
Allikat
RedVest4
A Scratch Below

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Morganashlee
richoatthedisco
Brain Power
Smeg Head
Dinsdale