Off-topic Bay Survivor - 2018 Edition - KINKSHAME ISLAND - Congratulations Sainter3and7

[William Wonka]

Flog Council

Again, it is The South Cockney Foot Fetish Gang who are the victors, congrats, you don’t have to vote this round. Team CBF is certainly living up to its name.

skipjack
RedVest4
sainter3and7

You gents know what to do. You have until 6pm tomorrow to pm me your vote. After this round, there will be no more teams.

What if RedVest4 votes for skipjack who in turn votes for sainter3and7 who votes for Vesty?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

What if RedVest4 votes for skipjack who in turn votes for sainter3and7 who votes for Vesty?

Re-vote, otherwise best entries as a whole, which isn’t something Vesty will win.

 

[subaru]

Challenge #5 entry


1am: Out hunting for Koch, no success

3am: Still desperately chasing Koch...

5am: Am now falling asleep, expect Ill dream about Koch.




Anyway enough about my average Friday night, lets get back to the Island.

Catching a slippery puffer fish like Kochie is a problem, a big problem.

I need help from someone who solves puffer problems, an expert- someone who knows everything about puffers, their habits, their history, their club, their players, their fans and their posters.

Someone so feared their name is never spoken around Alberton, they simply call her 'The Bitch'

I make the call...

"Hi just wondering if I could get your help in the next few days hunting down a Puffe..."

"A Puffer!!!! Ill be there in 10 minutes"
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Willy- "So how do we find the Kochie campaigner"

subaru - "Puffffffffferrrrrssszzzz, filthy creatures! We have to locate their nest, find one it will lead you to the rest"

Willy- "Well ive noticed a few about, one has fat wrists, another a shit stained couch, one looks like a bit porcine..."

Subaru- "The pig! Yessss bring me the couch shitter and the pig"

Willy- "Shouldn't be hard to catch, ive got the perfect puffer bait, watch"

"119"

"Got them"

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Willy-"Ok Subaru how are you gunna get them to talk?"

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Subaru- "You leave that to me"


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Willy- "Jeezus Subaru! What good are they now? You bloody South Australians and your barrels"

Subaru- "Relax Willy, you cant kill of puffers- give them a few weeks and they will be back in another form, I guarantee it"

Willy- "If you say so... Anyway I don't need to worry about any of that, I know how to find Kochie- im just going to hide down this hole for a few days then jump in an ambulance"

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Willy- "Found him"

Hahahahaha
Next best thing to being in a Tarantino movie


Taking home the bits to feed the dogs a la Sansa Stark Ramsey Bolton !

 

[Sainter3and7]

Oh bugger.

 

[Brain Power]

Definitely has to be a rock draw in the event of a 1-1-1 tie.

We can all watch Jose livestream it on his twitch channel, to ensure no shenanigans!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Maxy wins by doing nothing.

 

[subaru]

Maxy wins by doing nothing.

Maxi Bradbury Gawnage

 

[harry000]

Maxi Bradbury Gawnage

Maxi Broadbridge

 

[subaru]

Maxi Broadbridge

You are a funny guy !!!!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Definitely has to be a rock draw in the event of a 1-1-1 tie.

We can all watch Jose livestream it on his twitch channel, to ensure no shenanigans!

I’m thinking a special where/who am I challenge if that occurs.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Maxi Broadbridge

He'll be up there with Jimmy, Sean, Robbie, Dean, Col and Jarrod Lyle watching us go to Premiership glory next year.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Still waiting for skipjack's vote.

 

[William Wonka]

Still waiting for skipjack's vote.

Hasn't been logged in since Sunday night...

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Hasn't been logged in since Sunday night...

If he has not voted by tomorrow late arvo, he's automatically out.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Flog Council
It appears that skipjack has disappeared, taken by the vile Snake Baker, for what purposes, I do not know, so Skipjack is eliminated from the competition.


It appears SB has packed skipjack's bags for him, that was nice of him. Geez, there is not much left of Team CBF. I suppose I'll have to break up the teams as the Cockney boys are dominating; individual challenges, here we go. Now onto more pressing concerns...


Challenge #6 - Classic Rompingwins
It is time to spend some time on wikipedia gentlemen and flogs, lucky you.

Task
You are going to edit an existing AFL-related Wikipedia page to make it more factual.

Your entries will be presented as screenshots to prevent edits happening, though bonus points/consideration will be given to entries that fly under the radar of those pesky Wikipedia mods and survive until the end of the challenge.

The Rules
To enter the challenge, you must start with the words: “Challenge #6 entry.”

Once someone has edited a page and posted their work in this thread, that page cannot be used again by another flog.

Once you have posted your entry, it cannot be modified. Mods can see edit histories.

This round will close on Saturday at 9 pm AEDT, if you dont enter, you hurt your chances of winning #impunity.

The Prize
Individual immunity for one lucky flog, who will it be. A reminder, there are no more teams and you are on your own from here on out.

 

[Bloody_Nine]

Skipjack, farewell wherever you are.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

RedVest4
harry000
boydshow
William Wonka
MAXIMUM GAWNAGE

 

[bontshow]

Challenge #6 Entry

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...t-scandal-AFL-star-messages-phone-leaked.html

 

[harry000]

Challenge #6 Entry

 

[Dinsdale]

Since theres not many submissions, heres a hint on what to do on wikipedia - make the changes subtle and they will last - heres one I prepared earlier, February 2016...



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinsdale

 

[Bloody_Nine]

Challenge #6 Entry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Taylor_(Australian_footballer)

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Challenge #6 Entry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Taylor_(Australian_footballer)

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Has not been changed back yet, excellent.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Challenge #6 Entry

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...t-scandal-AFL-star-messages-phone-leaked.html

Changed back already.

 

[Bloody_Nine]

Tempted to go back in to fix a grammar error, but I'll let it sit to see if it sticks...

 

[Sainter3and7]

Challenge 6 entry