Competitions Best Crowd Quotes at the Footy

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I think that the leaders of the pack for funny lines have to be footy commentators, here a a few:

"I only have two words for you men - believe in yourselves" - Jack Dyer
"Any time Carlton scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.":drunk: - Lou Richards
"Apart from their goals, St Kilda was scoreless in that opening quarter" - Eddie
"Kicked wide of the goal with such precision" - Sandy Roberts
"I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first." :drunk::drunk: - Barry hall
"He scored that goal after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play." - Dermie
"I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." - Terry Wallace
 

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Competitions Best Crowd Quotes at the Footy

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