Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

[Chief]

Continued in Part 2:

Not-a-cluey - Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust Part Deux - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting.

The providers ("we", "us", "our") of the service provided by this web site ("Service") are not responsible for any user-generated content and accounts. Content submitted express the views of their author only. https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/help/terms/...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

So many hurt feelings in this thread

 

[Seadog]

Maybe it's just me but why should that cause friction? He wasn't cheating (presumably), it was just two consenting adults having a bit of fun on a night out. Is there some unwritten law that players can't hook up with another player's sister?

Slavs* can get a bit touchy about that sorta thing.


*Wild stab in the dark.

 

[ep2018]

Heard a rumour that quite a few AFL players were seen at Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift concerts.

Makes sense, especially if said concerts were in stadiums that host AFL games. I know that clubs often get a heap of free tickets when this is the case. I know a whole heap of Eagles players went to the Adele concert at Subi a couple years ago for example. Sheeran and Swift both played at Perth Stadium, I suspect it was the same deal there.

 

[Socrates2]

A guy who's mates with a Brisbane physio reckons that Beams was not happy that Zorko won the B&F ,considering Beams was the clearly the better player for the year.It's Zorkos 4th in a row and it apparantly tipped Beams over the edge in asking for a trade.

 

[JC Hawks]

Also know a bloke's brother who supposedly witnessed him just pissing in the middle of a nightclub bathroom floor, not anywhere near a cubicle or urinal.

Still more accurate than his goal-kicking.

 

[The Dice Man]

Peter Brock was the prime suspect in an unsolved murder.

Easey Street?

 

[Godzke]

So its off season, already missing football..

As the thread says, no rumours that you heard from a mate's mate partner, etc but something either you witnessed yourself or direct from someone you trust 100%...

Only one iv got is something covered to death really haha my cousin was on a footy trip in sydney, at a bar, most of the Sydney team rock up, my cousin goes to the toilet, hears some long "sniffing" in a cubicle, no one else in there, then hannebry and buddy walk out wiping their noses...no guesses...

On a side note, he did say hannebry was a w***er par excellence, parker and goodsey were top notch blokes...

Heard the same story except it was when Buddy was at Hawthorn. Roughly and Puopolo were the ones who walked out of the cubicle with Buddy.

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Godzke]

I heard from a friend who did stats for Essendon, that a few years ago the entire playing list ,apart from Zararakis and some rookie ,were getting injected offsite 7 times a week with performance enhancing substances .It was apparantly encouraged by James Hird who also took injections to make his skin brown.Imagine if that were true, it would make Essendon one of the most disgusting clubs of all time.

Ok mate.

I wasn't having a crack at Hawthorn, only re-telling the story.

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[WillHayward]

I was told a Collingwood player was rooting his sister and his mother
Suspect it's a just a bit of fiction

Jeremy Howe is from Hobart.
Just a cultural heritage thing.
Not a big deal. Nothing in it. Just a nod of respect to his ancestors.

 

[gambino125]

The Dominator?

I'm not necessarily saying they were a great performer in big games or they were a shite performer in big games. Just that they were known for how they went in big games.

It's also a pretty open secret this player has been told they are not welcome back at their original club by successive club administrations.

 

[Reservoir tiger]

Melbourne weather reporter who makes up for her average head with 2 other extremely impressive assets has worked her way through at minimum 5 saints players At last count.

 

[gambino125]

Melbourne weather reporter who makes up for her average head with 2 other extremely impressive assets has worked her way through at minimum 5 saints players At last count.

nice buns?

 

[Westy2487]

Heard from a cousin of a GCS player that when Karmachiel Hunt was there he would walk into the room of whoever’s house they where at and drop a bag of marching powder in front of them. Got a lot of players hooked and hence the downward spiral began.

 

[ep2018]

Melbourne weather reporter who makes up for her average head with 2 other extremely impressive assets has worked her way through at minimum 5 saints players At last count.

Kim Duthie is a weather girl now?

 

[BG32]

Melbourne weather reporter who makes up for her average head with 2 other extremely impressive assets has worked her way through at minimum 5 saints players At last count.

Surprised Wattsy ain't all over her. She fulfills one of his loves

 

[DumbSmarts]

Back in the day it was suggested Cousins gave Kerr a nudge down the stairs at a Claremont pub for doing the dirty on his sister.

Resulted in a broken arm for Kerr. Apparently. Maybe.

 

[Chris_6678]

Back in the day it was suggested Cousins gave Kerr a nudge down the stairs at a Claremont pub for doing the dirty on his sister.

Resulted in a broken arm for Kerr. Apparently. Maybe.

Pretty sure was confirmed in cousins book.

 

[PrinceCharles]

A bloke at Collingwood lost his virginity at age 13. Comes from an ex-Pie who was only there for a year.


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

So?

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Heard the same story except it was when Buddy was at Hawthorn. Roughly and Puopolo were the ones who walked out of the cubicle with Buddy.

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

Poppy spit roast?

 

[Godzke]

Melbourne weather reporter who makes up for her average head with 2 other extremely impressive assets has worked her way through at minimum 5 saints players At last count.

Do we know the five?

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Tandy]

You never can pick them can you. If Jane Bunn that's a nice little story, I'd say the saints players you're talking about would be either retired now or getting close to retirement.

 

[PT Bar None]

These are good fun! Below are some of the ones I've accumulated over the years (ie, these are historic rumours - not current). Although I'm taking a liberal interpretation of the word "trust" here:

• Burgoyne's knees are ******. He'll be lucky to ever play again. (was told this at the time of the trade)
• Geelong coach (now former) is a well known coke-head
• My ex's mate's sister was a "3AM girl" (although she saw it differently) to some high profile Essendon players (now former).
• Friends lived on the same street as a Hawthorn Forward Flanker (now former) described the extremely frequent arrival and departure after an hour or so of a variety of ladies. Suspected they were on the clock.
• Former Melbourne and Freo player didn't often bother with cubicles when he fancied some WC Wizz Fizz. Was quite open.
• Suspect a Carlton player (now former) may have had relations with my sister.
• Paul Roos will be the next coach of Sydney. (was told this as Rocket was being finished up)

Some turned out to be pretty accurate. Others, well.....

 

[StillAtLarge]

Melbourne weather reporter who makes up for her average head with 2 other extremely impressive assets has worked her way through at minimum 5 saints players At last count.

Mike Larkin really gets around

 

[Hawks_4478]

• Jack Darling was very close to joining Freo, and Freo really wanted him, courted him very hard. I posted it on here and was laughed away (not that I give a shit). People forget that not everything pans out, and that you can hear something from the person themselves and just because it doesn't pan out, doesn't mean it's a lie or your source sucks. This thource was someone who had a lotttt to do with Souths/the Dockers.

This is absolute garbage, know for a fact he’s never considered leaving the eagles. Always been very happy there.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

• Jack Darling was very close to joining Freo, and Freo really wanted him, courted him very hard. I posted it on here and was laughed away (not that I give a shit). People forget that not everything pans out, and that you can hear something from the person themselves and just because it doesn't pan out, doesn't mean it's a lie or your source sucks. This thource was someone who had a lotttt to do with Souths/the Dockers.
• A regal figure used to go to the Thai rub and tug place on the main street of his club's suburb in daylight hours. I think this was happening even a couple of years ago. Heard from someone who worked on the street.
• Guy who was a successful player in a pretty successful 80s/90s era for a big Victorian club (nah, not the Hawks) was a very very very odd cat, especially on the wines. Used to play hide and seek with his wife. Literally. He'd hide from her, hide her handbag, all sorts. She used to get embarrassed by it and her reaction was 'come on, not again...' with eye-rolls and patronisation. He was a coach too. Heard from someone who served them.
• Same person worked a function and said a 2000s Brownlow Medallist is gay.
• A genuine champion full-forward – also from the 1980s, 1990s, and of some successful sides – is apparently gay, too. Hooked up with his personal trainer.
• Disliked by his own club, bit of a dumb bloke, who had some limelight was sleeping with my girlfriend's friend when he was about 20 and she was 14. He'd pick her up, she'd slink out the window. One day her old man found out. I was pretty ******* stunned by this.

Jason Dunstall is the gay FF