Best name in the game

[Vdubs]

Had a high school teacher who’s name was Ophelia Dick. The problem was she was built like a brick dunny with hams for hands!

Maiden or married surname?
She could not have done better if the latter

 

[Nugett]

Maiden or married surname?
She could not have done better if the latter

Married. She would be late 60’s early 70’s now

 

[wizzard400]

Matthew Spangher

 

[Number37]

 

[NYIStKSean]

I remember a baseball trade where the Mariners traded Doug Fister to Detroit for Charlie Furbush.

 

[Bazzar]

Jack Graham

 

[BurnedScones]

Just in case somehow somebody didn't get the joke about Richard Head

https://trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/63776965

 

[RedWhite&Blue]

Lindsay Gilbee sounds like a character off Ginger Meggs

 

[aflcliche]

Ruggles
Roughhead

 

[simba_]

it was cool when dick, ball, wood, goldsack and sidebottom played for the pies

Mitch Honeychurch is a cool name

 

[daffo]

Sidebottom

 

[inbetween]

Though its not a funny name, I've always thought billy stretch was a cool name.

 

[Monkey King]

Eddie Betts. No sexual inuendo. Just a damn good name to call out at the footy.

I suspect Charlie Spargo might be the same if he makes it. Rolls off the tongue so naturally.

 

[adammania9]

Justin Bollenhagen

 

[Back One Out]

A couple oldies but goodies from the 80s

Tigers ruckman, David Honybun (pronounced Honey bun)

Melbourne player, Peter Tossol

 

[Wallaby]

A couple oldies but goodies from the 80s

Tigers ruckman, David Honybun (pronounced Honey bun)

Melbourne player, Peter Tossol

Nice Coodabeens phone-in gag:

'Hello, Tony.'
'Hello Stan'.
'Tony, you know how when a player gets injured and misses a game they list the injured bodypart after the name to indicate why they are out? Well, if Les Foote or Lindsay Head were still playing, we could see - Foote (foot), or - Head (head)'.
'That's true, Stan, that would be quite amusing'.
'By the way Tony, did Peter Tossol ever get injured?'
'No Stan, I don't believe he did'.

 

[Proper Gander]

Eddie Betts. No sexual inuendo. Just a damn good name to call out at the footy.

I suspect Charlie Spargo might be the same if he makes it. Rolls off the tongue so naturally.

I met him on the weekend and actually said that about him having a good name. Also, Spargo sounds a bit like a Mafia boss.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

From the went to school with camp, I went to school with a bloke called Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad

 

[HTT]

Derek Eggmolesse-Smith is an underrated name

 

[Snuggles]

it was cool when dick, ball, wood, goldsack and sidebottom played for the pies

Mitch Honeychurch is a cool name

Add Shannon Cox too. Pretty sure Dick and Cox debuted in the same match.

 

[Superstar swan]

I love the heavy metal european names like orazio fantasia or spiro koukamilas (or however you spell it)

 

[guruisatiger]

A handy list of great non-AFL sporting names here:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/...names-in-sport?utm_term=.rgBekK3r5#.ng1bqE3MO

Misty Hyman still my favourite, but only came in 8th. Some stiff competition.

Genuinely pissed myself laughing thanks for that

 

[adammania9]

Derek Eggmolesse-Smith is an underrated name

Do y’all call him egg mayonnaise yet or is that just me?


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[Del165198]

Donald McDonald was a good one

 

[HTT]

Do y’all call him egg mayonnaise yet or is that just me?


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Think that ones just you for now