Best Nickname you've heard?

[ExTasDeeMan]

Ben Holland : "Fuking useless Cant!"

 

[JUBJUB]

Ben Holland : "Fuking useless Cant!"

Is that a first - two brothers with the same nickname ?

 

[Blue Boyz]

An even better one I heard from a Tigers fan when we played you guys



Kane Petrified

On the same theme, Terry Bright the Cat's HFF of the 70's and 80's was

saddled with well earned moniker of "Terry Fright".


A footballer I played against in the bush had what I thought was a very unusual nickname with the other players calling him "Didyaseeme".
It quickly became apparent why he had the nickname when at the after game p1ss up/post mortum he started every sentence with the phrase:

"Did you see me.......take that mark"
.......kick that goal"
.......hit that bloke" etc etc.

 

[ExTasDeeMan]

i played Footy in the Bush and one of the team mates nickname was "lowline".

This was given to him by the coach due to the fact he was going out with the Coaches Daughter and her "frank" assessment of his sexual performance.

 

[jimmy35]

On the same theme, Terry Bright the Cat's HFF of the 70's and 80's was

saddled with well earned moniker of "Terry Fright".


A footballer I played against in the bush had what I thought was a very unusual nickname with the other players calling him "Didyaseeme".
It quickly became apparent why he had the nickname when at the after game p1ss up/post mortum he started every sentence with the phrase:

"Did you see me.......take that mark"
.......kick that goal"
.......hit that bloke" etc etc.

Ha ha. We had a bloke with that nickname in our team a few years ago as well. It was like musical chairs when we would get back to the pub to stay away from him.

 

[rampantswan]

This is a cricket one, so please excuse but it is quite funny. Call the worst batsman "Ferret"

































Coz he goes in after the bunny

 

[Rocket23]

Ha ha. We had a bloke with that nickname in our team a few years ago as well. It was like musical chairs when we would get back to the pub to stay away from him.

Similar to above a bloke at a team I used to play for had the nick name "Pothole" because everyone tried to avoid him.

 

[MarkT]

I know a few people who call Shane O'Bree O'noh! I think I'm one of them but don't tell anyone. In used to call Jason Wild Apple (as in turnover).

I always liked Rowdy for Gavin Brown and Bagger for Gavin Crosisca wasn't bad. Pants for Darren Millane was original. There was the Dominator Johnson and the Penetrator Krakour in the early 80's. The latter wasn't in particularly good taste.

The best sporting nickname I can recall is John Eales - Nobody - because nobody's perfect.

 

[jimmy35]

Similar to above a bloke at a team I used to play for had the nick name "Pothole" because everyone tried to avoid him.

Footy clubs must all be the same, we had a Potholes as well. He was always in the road.

 

[jimmy35]

I was always fond of Rowdy as well. The Dominator was a beauty , unfortunately we were on the end of the tag ,in the footy sense, far too often.

 

[Pwoit]

Jimmy Jess - the Ghost
Stewie Loewe - Buckets (hands the size of...)
Peter Daicos - Macedonian Marvel
Robert Dipierdomenico - Dipper
Steve Silvagni - SOS
Darrel Baldock - The Doc
John Nichols - Big Nick
Robert Harvey - Banger
Robert Muir - Mad Dog
Kevin Neal - Cowboy
Phil Carmen - Fabulous

 

[Bronx Bomber]

A footballer I played against in the bush had what I thought was a very unusual nickname with the other players calling him "Didyaseeme".
It quickly became apparent why he had the nickname when at the after game p1ss up/post mortum he started every sentence with the phrase:

"Did you see me.......take that mark"
.......kick that goal"
.......hit that bloke" etc etc.

We also have a bloke like this but we call him "SHOWBAG" as in full of s h i t!

 

[Jars458]

SOP -for Matthew Robran - Son of the Postman

Chili Toe Cutter for Nigel Smart.

 

[Adrian Shelton]

In their profile of the first Port Adelaide AFL squad the Sunday Mail listed Adam Heuskes' nickname as 'Bat Smoker'

 

[rick James]

matty bate - masta bate

 

[Jimmy]

I think Warren 'WOW' Jones of Carlton was called that because he had a W tatooed on each of his cheeks.

classic

 

[Jimmy]

Footy clubs must all be the same, we had a Potholes as well. He was always in the road.

hahahahhahahha

 

[garth p]

That only 2 people know

Oh bu ll **********, everyone knew, clown

 

[garth p]

SOP -for Matthew Robran - Son of the Postman

Chili Toe Cutter for Nigel Smart.

I always thought of him as Nigel Dumb, after he did his fire walking trick.

 

[Jimmy]

Dave Grainger was known as 'Grave Danger', which was pretty apt btw. My favourite is 'Eisenhower' for Damon White.

that is actually quite clever, makes you wonder how anyone from port would come up with that

 

[Poponeeye]

What about G. Johncock ( Stiffy)

 

[Poponeeye]

Pongo Sawley played for the Redlegs in the sixties

 

[jimmy35]

that is actually quite clever, makes you wonder how anyone from port would come up with that

Dsylexia ?

 

[Poponeeye]

Dave Grainger was known as 'Grave Danger', which was pretty apt btw. My favourite is 'Eisenhower' for Damon White.

It,s called a spoonerism.

 

[junction oval]

There was a bloke who played rugby league in the late 70's early 80's called Phil Sigsworth and his nickname was "whatsapacketa"