Off-topic Big Dog II

[Stan_Darsh72]

Big Dog?

 

[Yidaki]

El Dubya and the moment of inspiration for writing Big Dog.

 

[El Dubya]

Chapter VI


“This is worse than playing for ****ing Vossy.”


“What was that Browny?”


Browny wondered why he was putting himself through this. Standing in front of the camera. Caked in make-up. He thought back to the days in Colac, a twelve year old boy running through men and cracking their ribs with his thick skull.


“Come one Browny, last take then we’re done with promos!”


“I am Fox Footy.”


“Yeah, yeah, yeah nice one, I reckon we’ve got this in the can!”


He strutted from the room. Staff couldn’t tell whether he was squinting or glaring. Into a glass walled office he continued to strut.


“Big Dog.”


“Oh, ah, hiya Browny!”


“Don’t get up. What’s the news?”


“Well Browny it’s all about Essendon. They’re trying to get Hirdy, but it just isn’t happening. Hirdy is just too important.”


“Is that what I should talk about tonight?”


Both men paused as Mike entered the room.


“There’ll be a script Browny, you just read from it.”


Browny thought to himself. It was rare. There was very little going on beneath his bowl. But why did he retire. He was happy in Brisbane. He enjoyed being paid a ludicrous amount of money. He didn’t care about whether he was kicking goals. He didn’t care about the players around him. He loved running out, crashing packs and getting paid very well. Maybe the concussion wasn’t going to kill him. Maybe he could have kept playing.


He looked at the two men around him. Why the **** was he taking orders from these two. They were beneath him. A geek. The kind of kid who would have his head flushed down a toilet in Colac. How dare he leave Browny out of his top fifty.


The other, what a lump of shit. How his life became this he didn’t understand. He could coach. If Leppa could coach he could coach. **** this shit.

 

[Duritz]

You tell em browny!!

Maybe he could get the carlton job. He could continue micks legacy of barbecues.

 

[Freofalcon]

Major companies are getting on the Big Dog train El Dubya .

 

[El Dubya]

Major companies are getting on the Big Dog train El Dubya .

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Where are my royalties?

 

[Freofalcon]

Talk to Robbo. I reckon he's made a deal.

Free piss for the naming rights.

 

[SterlingArcher]

Will be a glorious edition in the wake of 0.6.6. Big Dog will have to bring all of his bark to spin this one

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Big Dog went **** up in the Big Freeze slide. Good on him, with all the others. Sam Newman in the mankini, Dermott nearly did a backflip.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Big Dog went **** up in the Big Freeze slide. Good on him, with all the others. Sam Newman in the mankini, Dermott nearly did a backflip.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

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Deathy, you're the best. I cry in laughter all the time.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Look at his arms.

 

[go you pups]

Look at his arms.

Right arm definitely bigger than the left

Only means one thing

 

[Duritz]

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What a specimen. Jesus Christ.

 

[Paul Kersey]

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Talk to Robbo. I reckon he's made a deal.

Free piss for the naming rights.

its robbo, he's probably paying them.

 

[go you pups]

Big Dog hour on SEN coming up. Lets see what the key "issues" are

 

[go you pups]

Big Dog observations so far.

"Jack Stevens"

It's ******* Steven you tool. This is how the "Ryan Griffin's" of the world start FFS.

 

[go you pups]

Big Dog divvied off the schticky

 

[El Dubya]

Damn, I've been too busy to write properly, it will get more attention next week.

 

[go you pups]

Damn, I've been too busy to write properly, it will get more attention next week.

C'mon LW, we all believe in the Big Dog we need his inspiration

 

[Duritz]

With great effort, Big Dog peeled his face off the mattress, stuck fast as it was by a mixture of perspiration and body oils leeching from his skin. It came free with a sound not unlike velcro, and left facial hair protruding from the stain on the sheet.

"Uh, did that again, only have to shave one side today, bonus. Hey, the shape of the stain sort of looks like James."

Big Dog was getting aroused at the thought of his leader, so he rubbed one out quickly onto the Turin shroud image of his cheek, resembling James. It mixed in with the perspiration and body oils to form a larger version.

"Oh, **** yeah, **** yeah," he groaned as he finished. Surveying his work, he used his fingers to massage the liquids as best he could into an image most reminiscent of his leader.

"Now we'll always be one, Albert." he said affectionately.

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That'll get you started El Dubya

 

[Freofalcon]

With great effort, Big Dog peeled his face off the mattress, stuck fast as it was by a mixture of perspiration and body oils leeching from his skin. It came free with a sound not unlike velcro, and left facial hair protruding from the stain on the sheet.

"Uh, did that again, only have to shave one side today, bonus. Hey, the shape of the stain sort of looks like James."

Big Dog was getting aroused at the thought of his leader, so he rubbed one out quickly onto the Turin shroud image of his cheek, resembling James. It mixed in with the perspiration and body oils to form a larger version.

"Oh, **** yeah, **** yeah," he groaned as he finished. Surveying his work, he used his fingers to massage the liquids as best he could into an image most reminiscent of his leader.

"Now we'll always be one, Albert." he said affectionately.

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That'll get you started El Dubya

Needs more Browney.

 

[go you pups]

Needs more Browney.

If LW is too busy then I'm sure Durex could do his best as a substitute writer

 

[El Dubya]

If LW is too busy then I'm sure Durex could do his best as a substitute writer

I'll be back next week with a chapter almost daily. Don't sub me out yet.