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A film adaptation is in the making
Off-topic Big Dog II
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The finer Diner!!
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Did he eat one of his own legs?
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LOL Big Dog on Crunch Time, making a passionate plea to Bryce Gibbs why it's all gone pear shaped?
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Over a family feast KFC bucket that Big Dog won't let Gibbs eat anything but the wings. Drumsticks belong to the big dog.
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Fred is dead...... Disappointing LW
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If it's tomorrow night after 8pm, something nice and long that will take half a train ride home
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If it's tomorrow night after 8pm, something nice and long that will take half a train ride home
Gee, not that you're demanding or anything.
Morganashlee
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I come in to this thread and see you welching on your guarantee Dub.
I was almost going to read it too
Yidaki
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I come in to this thread and see you welching on your guarantee Dub.
I was almost going to read it too
Welch badge!!!!
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I come in to this thread and see you welching on your guarantee Dub.
I was almost going to read it too
He'll put up 200 words of half-heartedness
No one likes being called a welcher
Morganashlee
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What about a melter?He'll put up 200 words of half-heartedness
No one likes being called a welcher
#Meltyoupups
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Good to see Northern Lights like another #MeltyMorgs post
Now where's that obsession tracker fred
Morganashlee
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What are you implying?
NorthernLights
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I only like true posts #MeltYouPups, and I'm not the only one.
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She's obsessed with Brett also, she made a fred about himYour GYP obsession is starting to rival Yidaki's Brett obsession.
Morganashlee
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I need an outlet.Your GYP obsession is starting to rival Yidaki's Brett obsession.
Stop derailing LW's thread about big dogs.
El Dubya
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Chapter V
Big Dog swung his fist with all his might. His flesh rippled and cascaded against itself along the length of his bicep. The world slowed down around him. His saw his pudgy finger clenched flying towards the indigenous man’s face.
What was he doing?
He felt the warmth in his pants spreading down his legs, he could imagine the smell wafting up into him. Why would anyone do this to the Big Dog? He’s the man of the people. Why would anyone attack him?
The fist no longer felt attached to him. He watched in horror as it sailed over the forehead to the indigenous man.
His jawbone burst up into his tongue as the indigenous man thrust his fist into Big Dog’s.chin.
Blood spurted from his lips.
The crimson droplets flew through the air.
Big Dog swung again, putting his entire body behind the punch. This time it sailed past the indigenous man’s head. He fell forward. His body flopped onto the ground.
His body resembled a starfish carcass. Splayed across the floor.
Browny stepped over him, his voice rumbled.
“I think it’s time to go Harley.”
The indigenous man walked back inside, flicking his cigarette in the back of Big Dog’s head before spitting.
“Look at the ****ing mess you are.”
Browny pulled out his phone and made a call.
“Mike?”
“Yeah.”
“Big Dog is out, he’s ****ing embarrassing for us all.”
“Well I don’t know what you want me to do?”
“Yeah I reckon I that could be difficult.”
“Alright, sorry Mike, I’ll work it out.
Browny lifted the bulk of Big Dog over his shoulders. He felt the weight crushing his suit.
“This is worse than playing for ****ing Vossy.”
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Say what you want about Big Dog, but Erin Riley isn't fit to lick the spilt beer off his shoes.
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Yeah, would not tap... ever
